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The Christopher J. Garcia Wrestling Awards by Chris Garcia (12-30-03)
Either that's excitement in the air or Garcia hasn't cleaned the kitchen...AGAIN...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (12-30-03)
Coming to you from Baghdad, San Antonio, and Chris Garcia's bedroom...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (12-23-03)
RAW spends the night looking back...and thus, looking pretty good...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (12-19-03)
Flashing back to the best Christmas present ever -- the Wrestlemania VCR Game!

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (12-16-03)
Sure, wrestling's an addiction...but could you at least make it entertaining?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (12-12-03)
Real men don't perform in musical numbers...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (12-09-03)
The Sock-n-Rock combo -- or Rock-n-Sock -- returns...glory for just one night...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (12-05-03)
Lining up Brock vs. Eddy...and a whole lot of Trish Stratus...

Falls Count Anywhere EXTRA! by Chris Garcia (12-03-03)
A report from last night's Smackdown! taping...but be warned...there be spoilers ahead...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (12-02-03)
At last, Mick Foley gets sweet, sweet revenge on Eric Bischoff...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (11-25-03)
Garcia spins the Wheel-O-Wrestling...but doesn't land on dreamdate with Lilian...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (11-21-03)
A heavy push for Cena...and a look back at Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (11-18-03)
Garcia needs your help for his annual awards...vote early and often!

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (11-14-03)
Vince dives off the deep end, and we don't wanna go there...

Survivor Series 2003 Preview by Chris Garcia (11-13-03)
Garcia predicts two things: it'll be entertaining, and Vince will bleed. Or is that redundant?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (11-11-03)
The Heartbreak Kid proves himself a Survivor, while Shane has "My Dinner With Kane..."

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (11-07-03)
John Cena looks to be headed nowhere but up...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (11-04-03)
The worse it gets, the more you seem to watch it...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (10-31-03)
Torrie Wilson in a bunny suit. Dawn Marie as Wonder Woman. Still Garcia wanted more...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (10-28-03)
Pushing Shane just pushes how much disbelief we can suspend...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (10-24-03)
Just how far-reaching is Paul Heyman's power, really?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (10-21-03)
The WWE appears to be responding to criticism...or are they just suckering us again?

The Wrestling World Loses A Road Warrior by Chris Garcia (10-20-03)
Mike Hegstrand, aka Hawk, dies at 46...

Chair Shots by Michael Goodson (10-17-03)
While Garcia gets chest hair plugs, Goodson fills in yet again with his usual vitriol...

A Wrestling Patriarch Passes by Chris Garcia (10-16-03)
Stu Hart, the man who launched some of the biggest names in wrestling, dead at 88...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (10-14-03)
Once just a copy of the Rattlesnake, now Goldberg may be all that can save the WWE...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (10-10-03)
Another Smackdown! and ECW's darkest moment remembered from ringside...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (10-07-03)
The Raw Rundown, and Top Ten Finishing Moves we'd pay money to see Garcia try...

Chair Shots by Michael Goodson (10-03-03)
Goodson takes a magical journey through the land of Smackdown...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (09-30-03)
It's open season on Goldberg...will viewers notice?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (09-26-03)
Yeah, Garcia mentions both "doing Eddy right" and the Packers. It's a mystery.

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (09-23-03)
Unforgiven? More likely unforgivable. Thanks for nuttin'...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (09-19-03)
Who would have thought a sixty-minute match would become one for the ages?

Chair Shots by Michael Goodson (09-16-03)
Time away has made Goodson no less bitter toward RAW...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (09-12-03)
One more desperate bid for Eddy Guerrerro to be Garcia's friend...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (09-09-03)
Garcia finds the Lord, at least in today's Flashback!

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (09-05-03)
If that's what it takes to catch Torrie's attention, we'll squeal like pigs...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (09-02-03)
Not even Shane can sell getting electrodes to the yarbles...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (08-29-03)
Smackdown! featured Eddy Guerrero, so you know Garcia is still babbling excitedly...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (08-26-03)
Watching SummerSlam proved that once again, fast forward is a wrestling fan's best friend...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (08-22-03)
Why hasn't the WWE done its best to build to SummerSlam?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (08-19-03)
Special for this column only! Animation!

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (08-15-03)
Pssst...Steph...Vince...why don't you just hang out in this nice broomcloset for a while?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (08-12-03)
RAW goes so much better with the fast-forward option...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (08-08-03)
But...but...I thought Brock eats babyfaces for breakfast...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (08-05-03)
While Shane takes on The Big Red Machine, Garcia looks back to an earlier Red...

5 Star Comic Book Fan: Interview with Rob Van Dam by Derek McCaw (08-04-03)
RVD says he has what it takes to be a comic book creator...you be the judge...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (08-01-03)
You've got Angle and Doink The Clown. What could be better?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (07-29-03)
RAW struggles to find its footing once again, and Garcia says it's starting to work...

Speaking With From Parts Unknown by Chris Garcia (07-28-03)
Will incessant sucking up be a successful career move? Garcia will let you know...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (07-25-03)
Once again, a few words in praise of Latino Heat...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (07-22-03)
Linda McMahon will do just about anything to get you to watch RAW...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (07-18-03)
Brock Lesnar -- the next comedy superstar! He's so funny when he eats babies...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (07-15-03)
Ribs and quarters. Makes you want to read, doesn't it?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (07-11-03)
A proud father makes plans to pimp his daughter...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (07-08-03)
Garcia wants to be pummeled by masked wrestlers...or something like that.

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (07-01-03)
Bischoff Unbound...this can only end in tears...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (06-27-03)
Both Hogan and Piper get pinned -- is it the Apocalypse?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (06-24-03)
At last, Kane stands revealed as, um, just pretty damned gross.

Chair Shots by Michael Goodson (06-23-03)
Mick Foley stays just long enough to sell copies of Tietam Brown...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (06-17-03)
Linda McMahon puts the blame where it belongs...on Goldberg?

Bad Blood 2003: Bad Bled by Chris Garcia (06-16-03)
If you could survive the first half, you'd end up seeing some good wrestling...IF...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (06-13-03)
The ring collapses, which actually props up Garcia's interest...

Bad Blood 2003 Preview by Chris Garcia (06-11-03)
This could very well change the face of the WWE...for all the wrong reasons...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (06-10-03)
Yes, an event is coming that may get Derek to watch wrestling again...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (06-06-03)
Can the marks handle Angle as a face?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (06-03-03)
Garcia has lost his hero...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (05-30-03)
Chris Garcia is a man with few moral limits.

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (05-28-03)
Kevin Nash or Keanu Reeves? Which one has the least amount of charisma?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (05-23-03)
Garcia doesn't want to go off on a rant here...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (05-20-03)
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Detective. Dude, it's no worse than Baywatch Nights...

Falls Count Anywhere Extra: Judgment Day 2003 by Chris Garcia (05-19-03)
What? Brock vs. Big Show ends up actually being GOOD?!?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (05-16-03)
If they're not going to wrestle much, Garcia's not going to write much...

Judgment Day 2003 Preview by Chris Garcia (05-15-03)
Because we expect it to suck, it just might not...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (05-13-03)
How do you make Raw any better? Try actually wrestling...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (05-09-03)
Hogan doesn't have the cajones to really take it in the cajones...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (05-06-03)
The wrestlers fight, with all their might (clap clap clap clap), deep in the heart of Texas...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (05-02-03)
The wrestling world still reels from the loss of a special lady...

Farewell To The First Wrestling Diva by Chris Garcia (05-01-03)
Miss Elizabeth pronounced dead this morning...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (04-29-03)
Look, Mister Garcia, your son has made good. If you can call us good...

Falls Count Anywhere EXTRA: Backlash Review by Chris Garcia (04-28-03)
Garcia praises Cena -- make your peace with your loved ones now.

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (04-25-03)
We can't be nearly as exploitative as we wanted to be this week...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (04-22-03)
Garcia discovers wrestling's King Tut's Tomb. Beware of "Blassie's Revenge..."

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (04-18-03)
Behold the lowly table...but it holds great power!

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (04-15-03)
Hey, you got hamsters in my Snapple...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (04-11-03)
At last, a return to Piper's Pit, where Jordan Rosa still dances his little jig...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (04-08-03)
A delayed glimpse of HLA, and Garcia begins his History of Japanese Wrestling...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (04-04-03)
Should you find Jordan Rosa dancing outside your window, do not seek to subdue him yourself.

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (04-01-03)
Oddly enough, Goldberg's accountant is named Ira Mavia...

Falls Count Anywhere: Wrestlemania XIX Review by Chris Garcia (03-31-03)
Had Jordan actually written his predictions, we'd give him credit for the Roddy Piper run-in...

Wrestlemania XIX: A Look Ahead by Chris Garcia (03-28-03)
Garcia makes his predictions, only stumbling once over the three-way...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (03-28-03)
Between live taping and broadcast, the WWE makes a stronger Smackdown!

CHAIR SHOTS by Michael Goodson (03-27-03)
What does it take to get Goodson back? Simply great wrestling. Wow. It's that simple.

Falls Count Anywhere EXTRA by Chris Garcia (03-26-03)
See Smackdown! live - $50...use column to offer roommate up to Brian Kendrick - priceless...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (03-25-03)
Garcia makes a startling confession...but then again, those twins are pretty hot...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (03-21-03)
Journey back to a time when a young boy fell in love with Hulk Hogan...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (03-18-03)
Victoria, if Garcia starts stalking you, please believe us that we have nothing to do with it...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (03-14-03)
Phrases not to be taken out of context #368: "I will love this three-way at Mania."

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (03-11-03)
Not all sunshine and lollipops, but these days, what is?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (03-07-03)
Phrases Not To Be Taken Out of Context #357: "...all his hot moves and impressive facials..."

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (03-04-03)
Garcia has been swept away by Hurrimania...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (02-28-03)
Journey back to the battle of the Macho Man vs. The Dragon...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (02-25-03)
The Rock redefines what it means to be a heel and ... toys! toys! toys!

Falls Count Anywhere Supplemental by Chris Garcia (02-24-03)
It's the day after No Way Out; what's this strange euphoria Chris is feeling?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (02-21-03)
What's the WWE doing actually getting us excited about a Pay Per View?

No Way Out 2003 Preview by Chris Garcia (02-19-03)
Some good, some bad, and still no one makes The Hulkster wrestle with his ego...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (02-18-03)
The fans want Stone Cold, but the WWE would rather be all about the tease...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (02-14-03)
Hard to believe that at one point fans chanted "loser, loser" during an X-pac match and they were talking about the other guy.

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (02-11-03)
Garcia laments the age of the muscle-bound freak...

The Passing of Curt Hennig by Chris Garcia (02-10-03)
Garcia pays tribute to a man who had wrestling in his DNA...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (02-07-03)
If Garcia starts walking around the office as Naked Running Man, he's so fired.

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (02-04-03)
Garcia takes an in-depth look at Divas of Yesteryear, but not as in-depth as he'd like...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (01-31-03)
Eddy Guerrero gives Garcia a brand-new life philosophy...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (01-28-03)
For the record, there's John Stewart, T'Challa, Cyborg, The Black Racer...okay, skip that one...

Tough Enough 3 by Sarah Stanek (01-24-03)
...and in the end, Democracy worked. How often does that happen?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (01-24-03)
Vince was right! Where else can you read THAT?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (01-21-03)
Because one day a week just wasn't enough for the late Christopher J. Garcia...

Tough Enough 3 by Sarah Stanek (01-20-03)
Bored with wrestling, Sarah still musters up some excitement for these crazy kids...

Tribute To The Sheik by Chris Garcia (01-20-03)
The father of hardcore wrestling has passed...bow your heads for the chair shot...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (01-17-03)
Al Wilson is dead. Finally, the long national nightmare is over...

Royal Rumble Preview by Chris Garcia (01-15-03)
Our own Jimmy The Geek lays down the handicaps for Sunday...

Retro Rumble by Chris Garcia (01-13-03)
Garcia leads you through sixteen years of great man on man action...that can't be right...

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (01-10-03)
Would wrestling be more fun if we thought it was real?

Falls Count Anywhere by Chris Garcia (01-03-03)
Not even a day old, and already the new column is laying the smackdown...

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