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Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(12-25-01, 8:53 PM)
It's Christmas.
No one will read this. I can say "retard" and not get in trouble.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(12-21-01, 5:25 PM)
Hulk Hogan:
Your first orange-colored president...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(12-18-01, 3:10 PM)
Did the
WWF hire Vince Russo again and not tell anyone?
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(12-14-01, 5:10 PM)
Goodson
puts Test to the Test, and begs the Hulkster to do it for the kids...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(12-11-01, 5:10 PM)
There should
be more Nude Wrestling Superstars. That's all we're saying...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(12-07-01, 3:50 PM)
WWF fires
nine just in time for the holidays.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(12-04-01, 2:30 PM)
Eddie Guerrero
speaks while Mick Foley plays with dolls.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(11-30-01, 3:25 PM)
Michael
delves into a Hardy Boy mystery, "The Secret of Getting Him Over."
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(11-27-01, 2:55 PM)
In honor
of RAW, we present a specially themed edition of Chairshots...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(11-20-01, 2:55 PM)
Can I join
the Vince McMahon "Kiss My A**" Club?
Fantasy
Booking: Survivor Series 2001
by Michael Goodson (11-19-01, 3:40 PM)
Shane McMahon would be the first person voted off.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(11-16-01, 4:30 PM)
Flair and
Lawler on RAW this Monday? I'll take that bet.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(11-13-01, 3:10 PM)
Booker T
or Eddie Guerrero: YOU decide who's dumber.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(11-09-01, 4:30 PM)
Justin Credible,
just bring it...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(11-06-01, 2:50 PM)
Hulk and
Vince sitting in a tree...
DVD
Reviewed: The Best of Cactus Jack by
Michael Goodson (11-5-01, 8:30 AM)
Come for the hardcore, stay for the Doritos...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(11-02-01, 5:50 PM)
Billy Kidman,
your number is up.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-30-01,3:45 PM)
The new
angle for Angle has me on edge.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-26-01,9:40 AM)
Would somebody
please hold me down while Tori slaps me?
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-24-01,5:15 PM)
All hail
Michael Goodson, the Prophet of Wrestling who butters his toast...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-22-01, 1:45 PM)
My predictions
for No Mercy came true except the lingerie match. Does that even count?
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-19-01, 3:30 PM)
Oh, it's
No Mercy all right, just not the way they think it means...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-17-01, 4:10 PM)
No job means
no pants...
Chair
Shots by
Derek McCaw
(10-15-01, 3:00 PM)
Pray for
Michael Goodson's swift recovery...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-12-01, 3:30 PM)
Um, I thought
they meant Survivor Series...like the action figures...
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-10-01, 5:15 PM)
Today I'm
obsessed with albinos. I apologize.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-08-01, 5:55 PM)
The Chairshots
that may alter the course of Sports Entertainment...but probably not.
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-05-01, 3:45 PM)
When Torrie
and Stacy fight in a bikini match, aren't we all winners?
Chair
Shots by
Michael Goodson
(10-03-01, 3:45 PM)
"X-Pac,
1998 called, and they're sick of you."
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(10-01-01, 3:09 PM)
All Your Base Are Belong To Us. - R.I.P. January 4, 2001
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-28-01, 3:09 PM)
I spoil the surprise of Tough Enough one day too late.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-26-01, 3:35 PM)
I may have offended myself with today's column.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-24-01, 2:30 PM)
It's Monday and that means wrestling, Chairshots and
alcohol.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-21-01, 5:15 PM)
You readers sure do love pictures of half naked wrestling
babes. I'm here to feed that need.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-19-01, 5:54 PM)
Yes, by request, you can click on the picture of Trish.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-17-01, 4:44 PM)
President Bush cut the "Wanted Dead or Alive"
promo today. Life imitates wrestling.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-14-01, 3:17 PM)
Not a lot of pacifists in the WWF are there?
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-12-01, 3:53 PM)
Wrestling seems rather trivial now, doesn't it?
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-10-01, 4:01 PM)
Today's Chairshots is presented in Dolby Surround Sound.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-7-01, 4:31 PM)
The Rock has one sick fetish.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(9-5-01, 2:51 PM)
Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf: 1962-2001
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-31-01,4:50 PM)
Heh, "Poison Ivory." Good one Tazz.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-29-01, 3:27 PM)
Look out, a Hurricane is coming through!
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-27-01, 4:08 PM)
Yeah, the column is late and it sucks too. Stupid day
job...
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-24-01, 2:27 PM)
I had no idea such things could be done with fonts.
Wrestling
101 by Michael Goodson
(8-23-01, 12:12 PM)
Confused by WCW, ECW, WWF, AOL, & WWFE? Come. Learn.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-22-01, 2:00 PM)
Milk: It does my body good.
Fantasy
Booking: SummerSlam 2001
by Michael Goodson (8-21-01, 3:13 PM)
A little bored by SummerSlam?
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-20-01, 4:46 PM)
SummerSlam: Worth locking your girlfriend out of the
house.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-17-01, 10:19 AM)
Fruity or Cocoa Pebbles? My guess is Cocoa.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-15-01, 2:31 PM)
Boobs, breasts, melons and zoomers. That's all anyone wants
to talk about.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-13-01, 4:26 PM)
The column is late because I spent 2 hours making up
captions. Leave me alone.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-10-01, 2:06 PM)
Dean Malenko to retire. That's such a bummer.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-8-01, 5:01 PM)
Imagine how dull World War 2 would have been if Hitler
invaded France just to pick up some fresh croissants.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-6-01, 2:53 PM)
In the world of 3-times-weekly updated wrestling columns,
this is one of the best.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-3-01, 2:38 PM)
Stephanie McMahon marries Howard Finkel and The Undertaker
is a bad, bad man.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(8-1-01, 3:08 PM)
"Dear Stacy, I'm a sexy Editor for an entertainment
website. Wanna hook up?"
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(7-30-01, 3:20 PM)
Today, I discuss wife swapping, naked women and what 4.3 million dollars
can buy you.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(7-27-01, 6:15 PM)
Why didn't Vince McMahon plead for me to come back? "The Rock doesn't
love you like I do Vince!"
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(7-22-01, 11:35 PM)
WWF Invasion: A pay per view gone wrong.
This is the last update for a few days. Enjoy it.
This time next week, I'll be up to my butt in spandex.
Chair Shots by Michael
Goodson (Updated 7-11-01, 3:45 PM)
This column just got EXTREME!
Chair Shots by Michael
Goodson (Updated 7-9-01, 3:57 PM PST)
Lita and Trish vs. Stacey and Torrie in a bra and panties match. Need
I say more?
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 7-6-01, 2:23 PM PST)
The
site will be closed for Bastille Day.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 7-2-01, 3:52 PM PST)
We've
been up for three weeks and still no website groupies.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-29-01, 2:48 PM PST)
Oh
thank you, glorious news Gods!
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-25-01, 4:44 PM PST)
Pay
per view my ass! AT&T wouldn't take my money.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-22-01, 5:19 PM PST)
Naked
chicks totally reek of awesomeness.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-20-01, 3:27 PM PST)
Koko
B Ware was not the stalker. Damn.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-18-01, 2:11 PM PST)
It
still has that Monday morning freshness.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-15-01, 6:36 PM PST)
The
Grand opening and yet it's my second column.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-13-01, 6:36 PM PST)
If
the XFL is gone, what will we make fun of?
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