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Monday Night
Preview WWF.com has the following preview of tonight's Raw:
Albert vs. The
Undertaker for the Intercontinental Title.
- Molly Holly (with
Spike) vs. Crash Holly (with Jackie)
- Scotty 2 Hotty
vs. Tajiri
- X-Pac vs. Christian
for the Light Heavyweight Title.
- Test vs. Rhyno,
the winner will face Mike Awesome for the Hardcore Title at Invasion.
- WCW matches will
take place.
Personally I'm
curious to see what Vince McMahon has up his sleeve. Why the change
of heart and the evil grin on Smackdown when he decided to let WCW matches
air on WWF TV? Oh, who am I kidding? I want to see more Torrie Wilson
and Stacy Keibler! I'm such a Russo-bag. Steve Austin and Kurt Angle
are both still nursing injuries sustained at the King of the Ring, and
are not expected to see any in-ring action on either Raw or Smackdown.
Austin was booked to wrestle Tazz on Raw stemming from the angle done
at the end of Smackdown. Instead, Tazz will be at WWFNY hosting Raw,
and will elongate the angle until next week.
Tough Enough
Rating Tough Enough on MTV scored a 2.2 cable rating last Thursday.
That's up 4.8% from last week's 2.1 rating. The WWF is very happy with
numbers within the numbers as the show was up 103% in the male 12 to
17 demographic, scoring a 6.1 to last week's 3. Females 12 to 17 were
up 77.8%, doing a 3.2 to last week's 1.8. Tough Enough was once again
the highest rated show on cable Thursday night. People just love to
hear about Josh masturbating.
XFL Tidbit
The XFL is gone, but we can still make fun of them. This interesting
tidbit turned up last Friday. Did you know that Vince McMahon was so
furious at Honda for pulling out of its advertising agreement that he
wanted to blow up a Honda Accord during an XFL halftime show? NBC Sports
President Dick Ebersol, however, put the kibosh on the idea. On a related
note, isn't kibosh a funny word?
Live Smackdown
Dates The first live dates for Smackdown have been announced
and they are: August 16th in Salt Lake City, UT with the show starting
@ 5:30 PM. The second LIVE SMACKDOWN will be held in Denver, CO. on
August 23rd, show starts @ 5:30 PM And the third LIVE Smackdown show
to be held in Detroit, MI. Show to start @ 7:45 PM. This is the type
of news I have to report to you today. Isn't my life sad?
Headline
What better way to end a weak news day than with a sobbing McMahon?
David Sahadi, the WWF promotions director and the man responsible for
the incredible commercials and vignettes the WWF uses in its Pay-per-views
and television shows, recently received a gold medal (it's an Olympic
sport?) for funniest promo by a program distributor at the Promax &
BDA ceremony for the WWF "Attitude" commercial from last year where
a beauty pageant turned into a brawl. The article in the Evansville
Courier & Press tells the story of one of Sahadi's commercials (the
moving Wrestlemania spot featuring legends Gorilla Monsoon, Freddie
Blassie, Ernie Ladd Pat Patterson, and Killer Kowalski) and the emotional
impact it had on Vince McMahon. Upon seeing the spot for the first time,
McMahon actually had to leave the room, and was in tears afterwards.
Vince McMahon is
like a Father to me….Excuse me….I have something in my eye.
Michael Goodson
Discuss
this and more in the Fanboy forums.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-29-01, 2:48 PM PST)
Oh thank you, glorious news Gods!
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-25-01, 4:44 PM PST)
Pay
per view my ass! AT&T wouldn't take my money.
Chair
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(Updated 6-22-01, 5:19 PM PST)
Naked
chicks totally reek of awesomeness.
Chair
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(Updated 6-20-01, 3:27 PM PST)
Koko
B Ware was not the stalker. Damn.
Chair
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(Updated 6-18-01, 2:11 PM PST)
It
still has that Monday morning freshness.
Chair
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(Updated 6-15-01, 6:36 PM PST)
The
Grand opening and yet it's my second column.
Chair
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-13-01, 6:36 PM PST)
If
the XFL is gone, what will we make fun of?