Enterprise Reviews

Enterprise: The Expanse by Kevin Miller (05-23-03)
You think you know Star Trek? The Enterprise producers don't care...

Enterprise: Bounty by Kevin Miller (05-15-03)
Think of baseball, think of baseball, think of baseball...

Enterprise: First Flight by Kevin Miller (05-15-03)
Kevin lays the smackdown on Trekkies...you gonna take that?

Enterprise: Regeneration by Kevin Miller (05-08-03)
Silly Borg...Earth is for humans...

Enterprise: Cogenitor by Kevin Miller (05-01-03)
Among three aliens, sex is a beautiful thing. And then Trip comes galumphing along...

Enterprise: The Breach by Kevin Miller (04-24-03)
Pre-Federation diplomacy has a "shut up before I give you something to cry about" approach.

Enterprise: Horizon by Kevin Miller (04-17-03)
T'Pol doesn't want to watch Frankenstein. What is wrong with that girl?

Enterprise: Judgment by Kevin Miller (04-10-03)
Want to see my giant ball spark?

Enterprise: The Crossing by Kevin Miller (04-03-03)
Reed delivers the first successful intergalactic pick-up line...

Enterprise: Canamar by Kevin Miller (02-27-03)
Archer and Trip go to a prison planet...next week, they discover they like gladiator movies...

Enterprise: Future Tense by Kevin Miller (02-20-03)
Hey, I've got an idea...let's send hillbillies into space and watch the hilarious hijinks ensue!

Enterprise: Cease Fire by Kevin Miller (02-13-03)
I'm not sure, but it's possible Kevin just called the Andorians buttheads...

Enterprise: Stigma by Kevin Miller (02-11-03)
Finally, Enterprise gets around to doing what Star Trek does best...

Enterprise: Dawn by Kevin Miller (01-09-03)
After you read this review, we'd like to sit you down at a diner and show you our neat pen...

Enterprise: The Catwalk by Kevin Miller (12-19-02)
When a Vulcan tells a lie, do her ears grow?

Enterprise: Precious Cargo by Kevin Miller (12-12-02)
So, what do you think Trip's midichlorian count is?

Enterprise: Vanishing Point by Kevin Miller (12-02-02)
In space, no one can hear you dropping the soap...

Enterprise: Singularity by Kevin Miller (11-21-02)
Do they even have Thanksgiving in the 22nd Century?

Enterprise: The Communicator by Kevin Miller (11-18-02)
Kevin left his modem on a pre-warp planet; that's why this review is late...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (11-7-02)
T'Pol: the best there is at what she does, and what she does isn't pretty...oh, wait, yes it is...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (10-31-02)
Kevin reveals an unhealthy fascination with costumes and make-up...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (10-17-02)
You know, Jerry Rice doesn't get as many rubdowns as these guys do...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (10-10-02)
Hey, how did this continuity get here?

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (10-03-02)
"The Romulans are a territorial people who, uh, look nothing like us. Really. Why do you ask?"

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (09-26-02)
Let us all thank T'Granny for eliminating the need for snaps...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (09-19-02)
The 31st Century is supposed to be shiny and full of teens with flight rings...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (03-28-02)
Oh, how we've missed that electric whip...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (03-22-02)
"When planets start wearing make-up, something's wrong. Oh, you said rogue planet."

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (03-04-02)
Kevin Miller just doesn't understand marketing...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (02-14-02)
Kevin Miller develops an unhealthy obsession with alien breasts.

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (02-07-02)
They only look like Smurfs...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (02-01-02)
Kevin Miller wants you to think that he doesn't speak fluent Klingon...

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (01-18-02, 10:25 AM)
What's going on here? A first season episode actually makes sense?!?

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (12-06-01, 10:15 AM)
Kevin does math the Star Trek way -- but does it all add up?

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (11-29-01, 9:25 AM)
Is it still a prequel if it takes place in the future?

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (11-23-01, 11:15 PM)
Activate pimp-ass alien costumes.

Reviewed: Enterprise by Kevin Miller (11-16-01, 3:15 PM)
Prime Directive, Shmime Directive, let's get some action!

Enterprise Docks at FanboyPlanet by Kevin Miller (11-08-01, 7:45 AM)
I know some Vulcans who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...

Enterprise Docks at FanboyPlanet by Kevin Miller (11-01-01, 10:05 AM)
Next year I'm going to be an Andorian for Halloween...

Enterprise Docks at FanboyPlanet by Kevin Miller (10-26-01, 9:25 AM)
T'Pol flunks an ethical test. But we just can't stay mad at her...

Enterprise Docks at FanboyPlanet by Kevin Miller (10-18-01, 10:06 AM)
Commander Trip has a certain glow about him...

Enterprise Docks at FanboyPlanet by Kevin Miller (10-10-01, 2:50 PM)
When Star Trek says it's "The Naked Time," they never really mean it.

Enterprise Docks at FanboyPlanet by Kevin Miller (10-04-01, 10:30 AM)
Kevin Miller would like to harvest pectoral muscles.

Enterprise Docks at FanboyPlanet by Kevin Miller (9-28-01, 11:00 AM)
We've been very bad. Please, please decontaminate us, Science Officer T'Pol.

Enterprise Docks at FanboyPlanet by Kevin Miller (9-25-01, 2:28 PM)
Kevin Miller ponders the fate of The Suliban, while the rest of us ponder what the heck a Suliban is.

Enterprise Docks at FanboyPlanet by Kevin Miller (9-10-01, 2:31 PM)
A new Star Trek show is one of the few things that excites Kevin Miller.

 

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