Enterprise Reviews
Enterprise:
The Expanse
by Kevin Miller (05-23-03)
You
think you know Star Trek? The Enterprise producers don't
care...
Enterprise:
Bounty
by Kevin Miller (05-15-03)
Think
of baseball, think of baseball, think of baseball...
Enterprise:
First Flight
by Kevin Miller (05-15-03)
Kevin
lays the smackdown on Trekkies...you gonna take that?
Enterprise:
Regeneration
by Kevin Miller (05-08-03)
Silly
Borg...Earth is for humans...
Enterprise:
Cogenitor
by Kevin Miller (05-01-03)
Among
three aliens, sex is a beautiful thing. And then Trip comes galumphing
along...
Enterprise:
The Breach
by Kevin Miller (04-24-03)
Pre-Federation
diplomacy has a "shut up before I give you something to cry about"
approach.
Enterprise:
Horizon
by Kevin Miller (04-17-03)
T'Pol
doesn't want to watch Frankenstein. What is wrong with that girl?
Enterprise:
Judgment
by Kevin Miller (04-10-03)
Want
to see my giant ball spark?
Enterprise:
The Crossing
by Kevin Miller (04-03-03)
Reed
delivers the first successful intergalactic pick-up line...
Enterprise:
Canamar
by Kevin Miller (02-27-03)
Archer
and Trip go to a prison planet...next week, they discover they like
gladiator movies...
Enterprise:
Future Tense
by Kevin Miller (02-20-03)
Hey,
I've got an idea...let's send hillbillies into space and watch
the hilarious hijinks ensue!
Enterprise:
Cease Fire
by Kevin Miller (02-13-03)
I'm
not sure, but it's possible Kevin just called the Andorians buttheads...
Enterprise:
Stigma
by Kevin Miller (02-11-03)
Finally,
Enterprise gets around to doing what Star Trek does best...
Enterprise:
Dawn by
Kevin Miller (01-09-03)
After
you read this review, we'd like to sit you down at a diner and show
you our neat pen...
Enterprise:
The Catwalk by
Kevin Miller (12-19-02)
When
a Vulcan tells a lie, do her ears grow?
Enterprise:
Precious Cargo by
Kevin Miller (12-12-02)
So,
what do you think Trip's midichlorian count is?
Enterprise:
Vanishing Point
by Kevin Miller (12-02-02)
In space,
no one can hear you dropping the soap...
Enterprise:
Singularity
by Kevin Miller (11-21-02)
Do they
even have Thanksgiving in the 22nd Century?
Enterprise:
The Communicator
by Kevin Miller (11-18-02)
Kevin left
his modem on a pre-warp planet; that's why this review is late...
Reviewed:
Enterprise
by Kevin Miller (11-7-02)
T'Pol: the
best there is at what she does, and what she does isn't pretty...oh,
wait, yes it is...
Reviewed:
Enterprise
by Kevin Miller (10-31-02)
Kevin reveals
an unhealthy fascination with costumes and make-up...
Reviewed:
Enterprise
by Kevin Miller (10-17-02)
You know,
Jerry Rice doesn't get as many rubdowns as these guys do...
Reviewed:
Enterprise
by Kevin Miller (10-10-02)
Hey, how
did this continuity get here?
Reviewed:
Enterprise
by Kevin Miller (10-03-02)
"The
Romulans are a territorial people who, uh, look nothing like us. Really.
Why do you ask?"
Reviewed:
Enterprise
by Kevin Miller (09-26-02)
Let us all
thank T'Granny for eliminating the need for snaps...
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (09-19-02)
The
31st Century is supposed to be shiny and full of teens with flight rings...
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (03-28-02)
Oh, how we've missed
that electric whip...
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (03-22-02)
"When planets start
wearing make-up, something's wrong. Oh, you said rogue planet."
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (03-04-02)
Kevin Miller just
doesn't understand marketing...
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (02-14-02)
Kevin Miller develops
an unhealthy obsession with alien breasts.
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (02-07-02)
They only look
like Smurfs...
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (02-01-02)
Kevin Miller wants
you to think that he doesn't speak fluent Klingon...
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (01-18-02, 10:25 AM)
What's going on here?
A first season episode actually makes sense?!?
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (12-06-01, 10:15 AM)
Kevin does math the Star Trek way -- but does
it all add up?
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (11-29-01, 9:25 AM)
Is it still a prequel
if it takes place in the future?
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (11-23-01, 11:15 PM)
Activate pimp-ass
alien costumes.
Reviewed:
Enterprise by
Kevin Miller (11-16-01, 3:15 PM)
Prime Directive,
Shmime Directive, let's get some action!
Enterprise
Docks at FanboyPlanet
by Kevin Miller (11-08-01, 7:45 AM)
I
know some Vulcans who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...
Enterprise
Docks at FanboyPlanet
by Kevin Miller (11-01-01, 10:05 AM)
Next
year I'm going to be an Andorian for Halloween...
Enterprise
Docks at FanboyPlanet
by Kevin Miller (10-26-01, 9:25 AM)
T'Pol
flunks an ethical test. But we just can't stay mad at her...
Enterprise
Docks at FanboyPlanet
by Kevin Miller (10-18-01, 10:06 AM)
Commander
Trip has a certain glow about him...
Enterprise
Docks at FanboyPlanet
by Kevin Miller (10-10-01, 2:50 PM)
When
Star Trek says it's "The Naked Time," they never really mean it.
Enterprise
Docks at FanboyPlanet
by Kevin Miller (10-04-01, 10:30 AM)
Kevin Miller
would like to harvest pectoral muscles.
Enterprise
Docks at FanboyPlanet
by Kevin Miller (9-28-01, 11:00 AM)
We've been
very bad. Please, please decontaminate us, Science Officer T'Pol.
Enterprise
Docks at FanboyPlanet
by Kevin Miller (9-25-01, 2:28 PM)
Kevin Miller
ponders the fate of The Suliban, while the rest of us ponder what the
heck a Suliban is.
Enterprise
Docks at FanboyPlanet
by Kevin Miller (9-10-01, 2:31 PM)
A new Star Trek show is one of the few things that excites
Kevin Miller.