Smallville Reviews
Smallville:
Exodus
by Sarah Stanek (05-23-03)
No,
Clark! Don't trust him! That's not your dad...IT'S ZOD!
Smallville:
Calling
by Sarah Stanek (05-14-03)
The
linguist awakens...normally not a phrase that inspires terror, but in
Smallville...
Smallville:
Accelerate
by Sarah Stanek (05-08-03)
Label
this episode "Krypto-Creepy." All this and evil bunnies, too...
Smallville:
Witness
by Sarah Stanek (05-06-03)
A
combination of boredom, bad luck, and the demon rum distracted Sarah...
Smallville:
Precipice
by Sarah Stanek (04-24-03)
Say,
has anybody noticed that Clark Kent and Superman are never...oh, wait.
Not yet.
Smallville:
Visitor
by Sarah Stanek (04-16-03)
...and
the second seal shall be opened, and Sarah shall enjoy an episode of
Smallville.
Smallville:
Rosetta
by Sarah Stanek (02-28-03)
Does
Smallville suck? Well, yes and no...
Smallville:
Fever
by Sarah Stanek (02-20-03)
Bright
light! Bright light!
Smallville:
Prodigal
by Sarah Stanek (02-13-03)
I
can see clearly now, the rain is gone...
Smallville:
X
by Sarah Stanek (02-11-03)
Bad
Clark is back, because the WB hates Sarah.
Smallville:
Suspect
by Sarah Stanek (01-29-03)
Passions
simmer over in the sleepy town of Smallville, and a bad man lies bleeding...
Smallville:
Insurgence
by Sarah Stanek (01-24-03)
It's Luthor
vs. Luthor with the secrets of Krypton in the balance...
Smallville:
Visage
by Sarah Stanek (01-15-03)
A hero returns
a villain, and a triangle breathes its last...
Smallville:
Skinwalker
by Sarah Stanek (11-27-02)
Just like
24...which you might have been watching anyway...
Smallville:
Dichotic
by Sarah Stanek (11-21-02)
Double your
pleasure, double your JTT...(commence shrieking like a schoolgirl...)
Smallville:
Ryan
by Sarah Stanek (11-14-02)
Can Clark
prove himself as Ryan's Hope? Wait...that got cancelled years ago...
Smallville:
Lineage
by Sarah Stanek (11-7-02)
Jonathan
Kent's darkest secret revealed, and no, it doesn't involve Enos...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek (10-31-02)
The boy
who will be Superman encounters a refugee from Sunnydale...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek (10-29-02)
Any resemblance
to Incredible Hulks living or dead is purely coincidental...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek (10-17-02)
Sarah actually
thought John Schneider looked kinda hot without his shirt...hmmm...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek (10-10-02)
The cat's
out of the bag! And it's only dangerous if it's got radiation...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek (10-02-02)
Got it bad,
got it bad, got it bad...hot for teacher...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek (09-25-02)
Now with
50% more John Glover! Woo-HOOO!
In
Memory Yet Green, Glowing, and Radioactive by
Sarah Stanek (09-24-02)
Eager
for tonight's Smallville season premiere, Sarah looks back on
Season One...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek
(03-21-02)
Makin' their way the only way they know how...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek
(03-13-02)
Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it Luthor...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek
(02-28-02)
Michael Rosenbaum in drag caused Sarah to gouge her own eyes out; join
the fun...
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek
(02-13-02)
But if lightning never strikes twice, then… oh, never mind.
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek
(02-06-02)
Hey...why
does my mouth taste minty?
Reviewed:
Smallville
by Sarah Stanek
(01-30-02)
Why
squander invisibility on revenge?
Reviewed:
Smallville by
Sarah Stanek (01-16-02, 4:10 PM)
If you can't trust
a cop with your secret, how can you trust a dog?
Reviewed:
Smallville by
Sarah Stanek (12-12-01, 2:35 PM)
I say, what's kryptonite
for if not to be spilled?
Reviewed:
Smallville by
Sarah Stanek (11-28-01, 5:20 PM)
Loosen those post-Thanksgiving
pants with some tasty krypto-shakes...
Reviewed:
Smallville by
Sarah Stanek (11-21-01, 2:50 PM)
President Luthor...it
has a nice ring to it...
Reviewed:
Smallville by
Sarah Stanek (11-15-01, 1:50 PM)
Fire and ice and
everything nice...
Reviewed:
Smallville by
Sarah Stanek (11-07-01, 2:45 PM)
Those were lead-lined
towels in the girls' locker room, right?
Reviewed:
Smallville by
Sarah Stanek (10-31-01, 2:00 PM)
Drop and give me
twenty before I kick your ash.
Reviewed:
Smallville by
Sarah Stanek (10-24-01, 11:25 AM)
I swallowed a bug.
Reviewed:
Smallville by
Sarah Stanek (10-17-01, 3:45 PM)
Red blanket, red
"S," nope, that's not Superman as a boy...
Reviewed:
Smallville by Derek
McCaw (9-15-01, 2:00 PM)
Don't call him Superboy.