Smallville Reviews

Smallville: Exodus by Sarah Stanek (05-23-03)
No, Clark! Don't trust him! That's not your dad...IT'S ZOD!

Smallville: Calling by Sarah Stanek (05-14-03)
The linguist awakens...normally not a phrase that inspires terror, but in Smallville...

Smallville: Accelerate by Sarah Stanek (05-08-03)
Label this episode "Krypto-Creepy." All this and evil bunnies, too...

Smallville: Witness by Sarah Stanek (05-06-03)
A combination of boredom, bad luck, and the demon rum distracted Sarah...

Smallville: Precipice by Sarah Stanek (04-24-03)
Say, has anybody noticed that Clark Kent and Superman are never...oh, wait. Not yet.

Smallville: Visitor by Sarah Stanek (04-16-03)
...and the second seal shall be opened, and Sarah shall enjoy an episode of Smallville.

Smallville: Rosetta by Sarah Stanek (02-28-03)
Does Smallville suck? Well, yes and no...

Smallville: Fever by Sarah Stanek (02-20-03)
Bright light! Bright light!

Smallville: Prodigal by Sarah Stanek (02-13-03)
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone...

Smallville: X by Sarah Stanek (02-11-03)
Bad Clark is back, because the WB hates Sarah.

Smallville: Suspect by Sarah Stanek (01-29-03)
Passions simmer over in the sleepy town of Smallville, and a bad man lies bleeding...

Smallville: Insurgence by Sarah Stanek (01-24-03)
It's Luthor vs. Luthor with the secrets of Krypton in the balance...

Smallville: Visage by Sarah Stanek (01-15-03)
A hero returns a villain, and a triangle breathes its last...

Smallville: Skinwalker by Sarah Stanek (11-27-02)
Just like 24...which you might have been watching anyway...

Smallville: Dichotic by Sarah Stanek (11-21-02)
Double your pleasure, double your JTT...(commence shrieking like a schoolgirl...)

Smallville: Ryan by Sarah Stanek (11-14-02)
Can Clark prove himself as Ryan's Hope? Wait...that got cancelled years ago...

Smallville: Lineage by Sarah Stanek (11-7-02)
Jonathan Kent's darkest secret revealed, and no, it doesn't involve Enos...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (10-31-02)
The boy who will be Superman encounters a refugee from Sunnydale...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (10-29-02)
Any resemblance to Incredible Hulks living or dead is purely coincidental...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (10-17-02)
Sarah actually thought John Schneider looked kinda hot without his shirt...hmmm...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (10-10-02)
The cat's out of the bag! And it's only dangerous if it's got radiation...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (10-02-02)
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...hot for teacher...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (09-25-02)
Now with 50% more John Glover! Woo-HOOO!

In Memory Yet Green, Glowing, and Radioactive by Sarah Stanek (09-24-02)
Eager for tonight's Smallville season premiere, Sarah looks back on Season One...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (03-21-02)
Makin' their way the only way they know how...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (03-13-02)
Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it Luthor...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (02-28-02)
Michael Rosenbaum in drag caused Sarah to gouge her own eyes out; join the fun...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (02-13-02)
But if lightning never strikes twice, thenů oh, never mind.

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (02-06-02)
Hey...why does my mouth taste minty?

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (01-30-02)
Why squander invisibility on revenge?

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (01-16-02, 4:10 PM)
If you can't trust a cop with your secret, how can you trust a dog?

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (12-12-01, 2:35 PM)
I say, what's kryptonite for if not to be spilled?

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (11-28-01, 5:20 PM)
Loosen those post-Thanksgiving pants with some tasty krypto-shakes...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (11-21-01, 2:50 PM)
President Luthor...it has a nice ring to it...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (11-15-01, 1:50 PM)
Fire and ice and everything nice...

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (11-07-01, 2:45 PM)
Those were lead-lined towels in the girls' locker room, right?

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (10-31-01, 2:00 PM)
Drop and give me twenty before I kick your ash.

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (10-24-01, 11:25 AM)
I swallowed a bug.

Reviewed: Smallville by Sarah Stanek (10-17-01, 3:45 PM)
Red blanket, red "S," nope, that's not Superman as a boy...

Reviewed: Smallville by Derek McCaw (9-15-01, 2:00 PM)
Don't call him Superboy.

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