Movie News and Reviews

Reviewed: Catch Me If You Can by Derek McCaw (12-24-02)
Chicks dig the uniform. Of course, it helps if you look like Leonardo DiCaprio...

Reviewed: Adaptation by Jordan Rosa (12-20-02)
In real life, Jordan Rosa is his own evil twin...

Reviewed: The Two Towers by Derek McCaw (12-18-02)
Good and evil war on one heck of a lush landscape...

Planet Buzz: A Glimpse of The Hulk by Derek McCaw (12-17-02)
Don't make Eric Bana angry...you wouldn't like him when he's angry...

Reviewed: Star Trek Nemesis by Mish'al Samman (12-13-02)
Oh, the neutral zone's connected to the Shinzon, the Shinzon's connected to the...

Reviewed: Eight Crazy Nights by Mish'al Samman (11-27-02)
The animated Adam Sandler is mysteriously better looking than the real one...

Reviewed: Solaris by Jordan Rosa (11-27-02)
In the future, we still won't know our place in the grand scheme of things...

Reviewed: Die Another Day by Derek McCaw (11-22-02)
Cool villains! Evil scheme! And oh, the ladies! Bond is back...finally.

Reviewed: Half Past Dead by Jordan Rosa (11-15-02)
Chipping away at Steven Seagal's fan base, one by one...

Reviewed: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by Derek McCaw (11-14-02)
The second year begins...make sure you don't drink a lot of soda before it does...

Reviewed: Femme Fatale by Jordan Rosa (11-7-02)
A master of suspense makes sex and violence utterly awkward and boring.

Reviewed: I Spy by Derek McCaw (11-1-02)
You mean singing "Sexual Healing" actually WORKS?!?

Reviewed: Wasabi by Mish'al Samman (10-25-02)
Jean Reno faces down something more terrifying than the Yakuza...a teen-aged daughter.

Reviewed: Ghost Ship by Derek McCaw (10-25-02)
I won't say it's dead in the water...you expect better jokes from us than that.

Reviewed: Bowling For Columbine by Jordan Rosa (10-18-02)
It could be the most brilliant movie of the year or the most infuriating...you decide...

Reviewed: The Ring by Derek McCaw (10-18-02)
She never sleeps...after seeing this movie, that's not a bad idea...

Reviewed: The Tuxedo by Derek McCaw (09-27-02)
For those of you who considered Rush Hour 2 too much of a think piece...

Reviewed: Spirited Away by Mish'al Samman (09-20-02)
This is the movie you must see this weekend. Or risk turning into a giant pig...

Reviewed: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever by Derek McCaw (09-20-02)
Pick up the origami swans for extra lives...whoops...that must be the videogame version...

Reviewed: Stealing Harvard by Derek McCaw (09-13-02)
Something's wrong when Tom Green gets top billing...

Mountain Out of a Zombie Molehill by Derek McCaw (09-13-02)
Roger Avary "went in on" the Dawn of the Dead re-make...but what does that really mean?

Reviewed: One Hour Photo by Derek McCaw (08-30-02)
Be nice to the guy behind the film counter...you never know...

Reviewed: Undisputed by Jordan Rosa (08-23-02)
Movie lovers, come out and pla-ee-aaaay...

Reviewed: S1M0NE by Derek McCaw (08-23-02)
Al Pacino programs the perfect actress...and it's himself?

Reviewed: Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams by Jordan Rosa (08-09-02)
Take a kid who would otherwise be seeing Master of Disguise...

Reviewed: Blood Work by Sarah Stanek (08-09-02)
A movie you can take your parents to...was this what you were waiting for?

Reviewed: xXx by Jordan Rosa (08-09-02)
Vin Diesel will get his Oscar nomination in 2005, because now he has his Wild Wild West...

Reviewed: Austin Powers in Goldmember by Derek McCaw (07-26-02)
It's a comedy party, but the host is getting a little tired...

Reviewed: Stuart Little 2 by Derek McCaw (07-19-02)
A surprisingly entertaining kids' movie...if you've got kids...

Reviewed: Eight Legged Freaks by Derek McCaw (07-17-02)
Come on, wussie boy! Get down to theater and check out these giant spiders...

Reviewed: Road To Perdition by Derek McCaw (07-12-02)
What happened to the "The?" I'm in my own personal hell...I mean, perdition...

Warner Brothers Greenlights Batman vs. Superman by Derek McCaw (07-09-02)
...they also take out giant hypnodisc and chant "forget Batman and Robin..."

Reviewed: The Powerpuff Girls Movie by Derek McCaw (07-03-02)
Oh, those pathetic citizens of Townsville...

Reviewed: Men In Black II by Derek McCaw (07-03-02)
A movie that wants to be a videogame so badly they even use a Nintendo controller...

Reviewed: Mr. Deeds by Derek McCaw (06-28-02)
Should Adam Sandler and Frank Capra be mentioned in the same sentence?

Reviewed: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys by Derek McCaw (06-26-02)
Todd McFarlane animates adolescent dreams...what a daring career move...

Reviewed: Lilo & Stitch by Derek McCaw (06-21-02)
Stitch will rule kids' hearts. After this, Shrek can kiss his ass.

Reviewed: Minority Report by Jordan Rosa (06-21-02)
What if they edited a movie before its release?

Reviewed: Scooby Doo by Derek McCaw (06-14-02)
America's favorite canine doesn't suck. Ain't it cool?

Reviewed: Windtalkers by Jordan Rosa (06-13-02)
Don't tell anyone: 1 is A, 2 is B, C is 3...

Wilkommen...To CabareX by Derek McCaw (05-30-02)
Did I say Ethan Embree as Nightcrawler? I so TOTALLY meant Alan Cumming...

Reviewed: Insomnia by Derek McCaw (05-24-02)
The sun doesn't set for six months, and still a killer finds shadows to hide in...

The Fate Of The Fetts by Derek McCaw (05-23-02)
...and yet Jar Jar remains strangely unkillable...

Reviewed: Attack of the Clones by Derek McCaw (05-14-02)
Yeah, yeah, you'll all hate me for it, but I still liked Spider-Man better...

Reviewed: The New Guy by Derek McCaw (05-10-02)
Can an endomorph find true love with an exomorph? It's just not natural...

Reviewed: Spider-Man by Derek McCaw (05-02-02)
To him, life is a great big hang-up. Coincidentally, to my friends, I am a great big hang-up.

Reviewed: Jason X by Derek McCaw (04-26-02)
In the 25th Century, teenagers still act stupid, but now they're in spandex...

Reviewed: The Salton Sea by Jordan Rosa (04-26-02)
Val Kilmer tries meth-od acting. Get it? Get it? METHod? Forget it.

Reviewed: The Scorpion King by Derek McCaw (04-19-02)
The Rock will cure your ills...and conquer your empire...

Reviewed: The Sweetest Thing by Derek McCaw (04-12-02)
Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate use men like tissue. Sweeeeet...

Reviewed: Frailty by Jordan Rosa (04-12-02)
Oh, Mr. Paxton, you'd like us to forget Fishheads, wouldn't you?

Reviewed: Death To Smoochy by Jordan Rosa (03-29-02)
Danny DeVito presents Nick At Noir in a film that all Fanboy readers must see...

Reviewed: Panic Room by Jordan Rosa (03-29-02)
If I had a panic room I'd just go there and scream a lot...

Reviewed: Resident Evil by Derek McCaw (03-15-02)
I'll give you this -- those mutant Dobermans look cool...

Reviewed: Showtime by Sarah Stanek (03-15-02)
Show Bobby D the money, or he'll do "Analyze The Other Thing..."

Reviewed: Ice Age by Derek McCaw (03-14-02)
My life looks an awful lot like the Scrat's...

Reviewed: The Time Machine by Derek McCaw (03-08-02)
If I could change the past, I would buy that Giant-Sized X-Men #1 at the Rexall...

Reviewed: Queen of the Damned by Sarah Stanek (02-22-02)
The sucking jokes are just too easy...

The New Terminator Has Been Cast by Derek McCaw (02-21-02)
We think you'll agree that mankind is doomed...

Reviewed: Hart's War by Derek McCaw (02-15-02)
Bruce Willis, war, and not one wacky Nazi in sight...

Reviewed: The Mothman Prophecies by Derek McCaw (01-25-02)
I'm still wetting myself in fear, but that may not be the movie...

Reviewed: Black Hawk Down by Jordan Rosa (01-18-02, 10:50 AM)
A lot of running, shooting, bleeding, and crying.

Reviewed: Orange County by Derek McCaw (01-14-02, 5:00 PM)
Putting the fun back in dysfunction with just enough Jack Black...

Top Ten Films of 2001 by Derek McCaw and Jordan Rosa (01-07-02, 4:30 PM)
We say you have to make sure a year is finished before you review it...

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