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Movie
News and Reviews
Reviewed:
Ali by
Derek McCaw (12-24-01, 10:48
PM)
Call
him Fresh Prince and he'll punch you in the nose.
Reviewed:
The Majestic by
Derek McCaw (12-21-01, 4:55
PM)
It's
a wonderful life, if not for those pesky commie sympathizers...
Reviewed:
The Fellowship of the Rings by
Derek McCaw (12-19-01, 4:20
PM)
Three
hours that you will gladly spend again.
Reviewed:
Vanilla Sky
by Jordan Rosa (12-14-01,
8:35 AM)
Cruise, Cruz, and Diaz. Nice mental picture.
Reviewed:
Ocean's 11
by Derek McCaw (12-06-01,
12:55 AM)
How much cooler can it get? No mas cooler.
Reviewed:
Brigham City
by Derek McCaw (12-05-01,
4:30 PM)
"Congratulations, Sheriff. You've got
a serial killer."
Reviewed:
Behind Enemy Lines
by Jordan Rosa (11-30-01,
2:30 PM)
Gene Hackman sure works a lot, doesn't he?
Reviewed:
The Affair of the Necklace
by Derek McCaw (11-30-01,
11:45 AM)
It's not a chick flick, honest.
Reviewed:
Black Knight
by Derek McCaw (11-21-01,
11:15 AM)
One question: where did they get the medieval
Nikes?
Reviewed:
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
by Derek McCaw (11-16-01,
2:40 PM)
I went to the website and got into Gryffindor.
Nyaah.
Reviewed:
Shallow Hal
by Derek McCaw (11-09-01,
10:55 AM)
A film that tries to have its cake and eat
it, too. Did someone say cake?
Reviewed:
The One
by Derek McCaw (11-03-01,
2:08 PM)
Jet Li vs. Jet Li. Does it get any better
than that?
Reviewed:
Domestic Disturbance
by Derek McCaw (11-02-01,
5:50 PM)
Go ahead, cry wolf. Travolta will only eat
the poor thing.
Reviewed:
Thirteen Ghosts
by Derek McCaw (10-26-01,
4:40 PM)
Beware of the Big Baby Ghost. Casper, my
butt...
Reviewed:
From Hell
by Derek McCaw (10-19-01,
11:30 AM)
What is it with Johnny Depp and supernatural
killers?
Reviewed:
Mulholland Drive
by Derek McCaw (10-15-01,7:55
AM)
When life hands you lemons, make chocolate
milk with a hint of tabasco...
Reviewed:
Bandits
by Derek McCaw (10-11-01,
2:18 PM)
Angelina Jolie married Billy Bob Thornton.
Ponder that.
Reviewed:
Joy Ride
by Jordan Rosa (10-05-01,
8:30 AM)
A thriller as taut and lean as Leelee Sobieski's
thighs...
Reviewed:
Don't Say a Word
by Derek McCaw (9-25-01,
12:08 PM)
Michael Douglas helps a girl young enough
to be his wife.
Reviewed:
Zoolander
by Jordan Rosa (9-27-01, 3:08
PM)
Lying
in bed, just like Owen Wilson should have… Reviewed:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
by Derek McCaw (8-22-01,
10:53 AM)
It can't
be hard to act surprised and pleased when Eliza Dushku threatens
to have sex with you.
Reviewed:
Rat Race
by Derek McCaw (8-16-01,
11:49 PM)
Would
you be in a movie with Whoopi Goldberg for two million dollars?
Reviewed:
Elvira's Haunted Hills
by Derek McCaw (7-31-01,
4:32 PM)
There are two reasons to see
an Elvira movie, but after all these years, your interest
may start to sag.
Reviewed:
Planet
of the Apes
by Derek McCaw (7-26-01,
1:21 PM)
If you
put a hundred monkeys at a hundred word processors for a
hundred years, would one of them write a screenplay for
a Tim Burton film?
Reviewed:
Kiss of the Dragon
by Derek McCaw
(Updated 7-6-01, 5:43 PM PST) Jet
Li can kill a man with just his thumb, but chopsticks are
more civilized.
Reviewed:
A.I.
by Derek McCaw (Updated 6-25-01,
5:18 PM PST)
Talkin' to the fuzzy bear. If ya know what
I mean. Hey, it works twice.
Reviewed:
Dr. Dolittle 2
by Derek McCaw (Updated 6-25-01,
5:18 PM PST)
Talkin' to the fuzzy bear. If ya know what
I mean.
Reviewed:
Atlantis by
Jordan Rosa (Updated 6-21-01,
5:39 PM PST)
Thank Rao someone still uses pen and ink.
Well,
we all want to save the world...
Halle has been berry, berry good to me...
Just say it doesn't suck. Except
you can't.
Reviewed:
See
Spot Run by
Derek McCaw (originally
published 3-1-01)
See David Arquette spasm. See audiences
sleep.
Reviewed:
Bedazzled
by
Derek McCaw (originally
published 11-5-00)
Elizabeth Hurley stars as The Devil. The
line to sell your soul starts here...
Reviewed:
Get
Carter by
Derek McCaw (originally
published 10-6-00)
Sylvester Stallone bulges, bruises, and
wears a goatee. For those paying attention, he considers
this acting…
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