Spider-Man
Is
he strong? Listen, bud,
He's got genetically-altered blood.
Okay, so it doesn't
quite have the same rhythm, but Sam Raimi and David Koepp had to make
a few changes in the origin, or else we'd have a bunch of kids running
around trying to irradiate spiders. Fans can breathe easy, though. Some
things may be different, but it's still our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
You know the drill.
Perpetually picked-upon Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) gets bitten by
a strange spider at a science show. The bite makes him feel strange,
and when he wakes up he no longer needs his glasses, his physique suddenly
has a physique, and other, even more mysterious changes make themselves
apparent throughout the day. At no point, however, does Aunt May (Rosemary
Harris) offer Petey wheatcakes.
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Overly friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man...
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What makes it all
new is how economically Raimi and Koepp introduce the potentially unwieldy
cast of characters. In the first five minutes we encounter Flash Thompson
(Joe Mangianello), Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst), and The Osbornes,
Norman and Harry (Willem Dafoe and James Franco, respectively) and immediately
have a perfect grasp of who they are, and what their deal is. By the
time Peter has to get through a school day with spider-powers, we don't
mind his gradual discovery of his powers, as it's set among relationships
we understand.
Throughout Spider-Man,
the creators of the movie keep it personal. Threatening civilians isn't
an end for The Green Goblin, for instance, it's a means to his real
goals, which often involve tormenting Spider-Man. And that motivation
always lurks under the surface.
Raimi has often
commented over the last year that he himself is a fan, and has directed
the movie the fans want to see. He has succeeded in spades, and key
iconic moments such as Peter confronting Uncle Ben's attacker deliver
the punch fans always imagined it would on-screen. There's a reason
the work of Stan Lee and Steve Ditko has lasted forty years, and by
sticking to the truth of it, Raimi and Koepp translated it well. While
not the complete Marvel Universe, fans can see the bigger picture without
it being a geeky distraction for casual movie-goers. Look closely and,
yes, there are seeds all over the place for future installments. Even
Mendel Stromm shows up.
Of course, Spider-Man
also owes a debt to the superhero movies that worked before. Raimi works
in sly references without seeming overly reverential, remembering that
homage doesn't mean rip-off.
With a director
as inventive as Raimi, too, the film has quite a few unique moments
of its own. It never stops being thrilling to see Spider-Man webslinging
through the streets of New York, even when the CGI work gets a little
obvious. (Admittedly, they might have trusted stuntmen with a little
more of the work -- Blade II does a better job of blending the
two.) And I give it maybe two months before bad comedies start parodying
the upside-down kiss between Spider-Man and Mary Jane. Even with flaws,
this movie has images that make their mark.
For whatever reason,
no superhero movie has been truly perfect, and Spider-Man proves
no exception. In fact, it falls into the usual trap. Every such movie
has to have at least one embarrassingly bad scene that VCRs and DVDs
were made to fast-forward through. In Superman, it's the "Can
You Read My Mind?" scene; in Batman, it's any moment Kim Basinger
opens her mouth. Again, Raimi remembers that Peter is clueless at love,
so at least the scenes with Mary Jane have the right touch of pathos
without being pathetic.
Instead, the weak
moment comes at the "World Unity Festival." The movie literally stops
dead to say "ladies and gentleman, Macy Gray…" Macy Gray? Yes,
she may have been popular when they shot the footage, but by now everybody
has pretty much figured out she just sings weird. Worse, the festival
has bizarre and non-descript giant helium balloons, one homage to Batman
that really seems out of place. And for a New York City World Unity
Festival, attended by the board of directors of a huge company like
Oscorp, it seems woefully underattended. The Manteca Pumpkin Festival
draws a bigger crowd, and I know of whence I speak.
Thankfully, the
Festival gets pretty much destroyed by the first public appearance of
The Green Goblin. Though Macy Gray survives, many don't, raising the
stakes for Spider-Man and earning the film its PG-13 rating. As a nice
touch, Stan Lee gets his most heroic cameo yet, saving a little girl
from falling debris.
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Real villains can
scare you with or without a cheesy helmet.
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Perhaps the most
controversial element for fans has been The Goblin. (Okay, and the organic
webshooters, but get over it because it works and makes sense.) The
Goblin uniform looks like The Transformers meet The Silverhawks. For
months we'd hoped that some of the CGI would be used to make the mask
more expressive. No such luck. What fans failed to take into account
was the talent of Willem Dafoe. With him, The Green Goblin is a personality,
not a uniform. And Dafoe's creepiest moments come with the mask off,
when you know that The Green Goblin is in charge. Though it took the
comics a good eight years to reach that point (and it's since been undone),
Dafoe makes Norman Osborne tragic. At first he doesn't know what he's
done, and watching the two personalities fight for control provide some
of the most gripping moments in the film.
Forget every other
super-villain in the movies; Dafoe has raised the bar high. Jack who?
Despite that tremendous
performance, it's not Dafoe's movie. It is, after all, called Spider-Man.
And in the central role, Maguire comes through. Always appearing a little
doughy and out of it, he fits. There's no doubt that Peter Parker is
a shy outcast. And even as he grows in emotional strength, that wound
will always be there, overlaid with personal tragedy. The performance
never gets overwrought, even in scenes harking back to Uncle Ben. Future
films might see the pain fade, but it's still fresh throughout this
story. Even while Peter has fun being Spider-Man, his voice remains
somewhat uncertain; he's growing into the role just as Maguire does.
Supporting the
two main characters is a near-perfect cast. Kirsten Dunst may not quite
be the bombshell that the comics' Mary Jane is, but then it's always
seemed soap-operatic that Spider-Man's secret identity would
know, love, and marry a supermodel. Instead, Dunst
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Yep, with desk pounding
action...
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plays Mary Jane as
a pretty girl pretty much beaten down before she can get started. As
with Maguire, there's room for her character to grow. Harris' Aunt May
is a little stronger than portrayed in the comics, but perfectly matched
by Cliff Robertson as Uncle Ben. Though his time is brief, Robertson
quickly makes you believe that this man raised and loved Peter.
And out of all
the movie tie-ins, all I want is a J. Jonah Jameson action figure with
desk pounding action. J.K. Simmons is JJJ brought to life.
Though not perfect,
the overall effect of Spider-Man is a long-overdue rush. And
they even play the old cartoon theme over the end credits. Again, Raimi
gets it. As a result, we get the movie we've waited to see.
Technically, Spider-Man
should get a $7 or $7.50 rating, but who am I kidding? I wanted to walk
right back in and see it again. So…
What's It Worth?
$12