The New Guy 
        
The 
          best of our filmmakers have never lost touch with their inner child. 
          That sense of wonder has contributed to some of cinema's finest moments. 
          It's when the inner child becomes an inner teenager that we run into 
          problems, because of course, being a teen isn't so much a sense of wonder 
          as a sense of irritation and self-pity. In proper doses, it can be quite 
          funny to watch.
        
 The New Guy 
          remembers how painfully awkward high school can be, and occasionally 
          succeeds in making it funny. But the movie also builds a sense of irritation, 
          as first-time director Ed Decter can't really decide what he wants it 
          to be when it grows up.
        
 Dizzy Gillespie 
          Harrison (DJ Qualls) grows up a nice quirky kid, determined to enter 
          his senior year of high school as more than just a blip on the radar. 
          But after trying to impress the head cheerleader ("if you wanted to 
          drink coffee near me sometime, I'd pay for it…"), Dizzy almost immediately 
          re-establishes himself as the school joke. (It's an ugly joke, involving 
          the tragedy of having hormones and getting yanked around because of 
          it.)
        
  Due to a diagnosis 
          of Dizzy's problem as Tourette's Syndrome and not dorkiness, he ends 
          up overmedicated and in prison. Not just the drunk tank, because that 
          wouldn't strain the movie's credibility. This is an out and out penitentiary, 
          and Dizzy gets thrown in with the bull of the pen, Luther (Eddie Griffin).
        
 Nobody messes with 
          Luther, who finds an improbably kindred spirit in Dizzy. So he teaches 
          the gawky youth how to be tough, and with the aid of the entire prison 
          (including the guards), creates a new identity for him: new kid Gil 
          Harris.
        
 Harris gets delivered 
          to a new school Hannibal Lecter-style, and rapidly uses his newfound 
          knowledge for evil. If not evil, at least to take over the school and 
          become almost as bad as his previous tormentors. Only due to a cutting 
          remark from his best friend Nora (Zooey Deschanel) does he try to use 
          his popularity for a higher purpose than bagging the head cheerleader 
          Danielle (Eliza Dushku).
        
 Creating a perfect 
          high school environment, with no class divisions, is not only a noble 
          dream (and a wet one for the California legislature), but ripe for some 
          great satirical shots. But such promise never gets fulfilled. The unification 
          comes too easily, and the opposition to it too stupid (two lone bullies, 
          each from a different school, determine to bring down Gil). Eventually 
          the movie succumbs to its soft and gooey nature with a "just be yourself" 
          message telegraphed from minute one.
        
  Despite some clever 
          dialogue, the movie flounders in its identity. It could be an examination 
          of high school class warfare, but stops past its vague definition of 
          Gil and his friends as "blips." (Of course, if they were really just 
          blips on the radar, then no one would notice them. So how come everybody 
          does?) Luther compares high school to prison, but beyond his little 
          monologue, the metaphor just drops.
        
 And the film wants 
          to be really cool, with Gil/Diz being part of a funk band (Qualls lipsynchs 
          valiantly) and loving James Brown. So you'd think that maybe it would 
          load up with cameos from giants of funk, right? You'd be wrong.
        
 Instead, it's a 
          paean to pop music fringe-dwellers, some whose coolness should have 
          kept them out of this project. At least most of them turn in 
          funny performances; an unrecognizable Vanilla Ice stands out as a former 
          bouncer turned record store clerk just dying to throw someone out violently. 
          But what is Tommy Lee doing there, not even playing a character, ostensibly 
          lured by the promise of an appearance by Creed. Oddly enough, Creed 
          doesn't appear, despite several mentions in the screenplay. This 
          is no way to run a cheesy rock exploitation movie, which it threatens 
          to become on occasion.
        
 Yet with all that, 
          the leads carry the movie well enough. Qualls has a loopy charm. While 
          his caved-in frame makes it unbelievable that he could be the cool tough 
          kid (the kid who sort of bemuses everyone, maybe), his attitude carries 
          the hoax further than it has a right to go. And he has a good rapport 
          with Lyle Lovett as his dad, in a role well-played but not given nearly 
          enough to do. For the first time, I was amused, not annoyed, by Eddie 
          Griffin.
        
 In a decent showcase 
          role, Dushku shines. Not because the part is that great, but because 
          for the first time in a while, her standard screen persona gets used 
          for a good girl. It shows that she has a little more flexibility than 
          her last few movies. Of course, we love Eliza for being a bad girl, 
          so Decter throws in a gratuitous bikini fashion show sequence. Both 
          Qualls and the audience weep for gratitude.
        
 Heck, though it's 
          against my intent, I probably just sold an extra 500 tickets to the 
          thing.
        
 What's It Worth? 
          $3.99