Die Another
Day
You say
you like your Bond shaken, not stirred. And that in their
quest to modernize 007, the film series' producers have tried
too hard to modernize him, leaving behind the things that
made him great. If those efforts have left a bad taste in
your mouth, and you swore you'd never go see another Bond
film, well, never say never again.
Sorry
for the references, but it's all in keeping with Die Another
Day. As the 20th "official" Bond film, it's full of callbacks
to the Bonds that have gone before. Some are pretty obvious,
but the most crucial callback comes in the form of the fun
that the best Bonds have. Die Another Day has everything
that made you like Bond in the first place, while still maintaining
its modern spin on the series.
Easily
the best of those featuring Pierce Brosnan, the movie breaks
from formula at the outset. Bond infiltrates a North Korean
military base, trying to destroy the efforts of Colonel Moon*
(Will Yun Lee). Though he manages to cause the appropriate
amount of chaos, Bond gets captured, and his fourteen months
of torture get mingled with the trademark clever title sequence.
Eventually
Bond gets traded politically for the villainous Zhao (Rick
Yune), Moon's right-hand man whose encounter with 007 left
him literally diamond-studded. Everyone involved gets what
they want: Brosnan gets to show Bond's steely vulnerability
as the character suffers betrayal by his government, we get
an old-school grotesque villain in Zao and we get Brosnan
showing Bond's steely vulnerability overwith early
in the movie. The rest of it runs on pure style and adrenaline,
just as a Bond movie should.
Writers
Neal Purvis and Robert Wade deliver all the goods. The film
jumps around in exotic locations with suspicious names (in
Cuba, a nefarious laboratory sits on "The Island of the Organs."
It sounds much better in Spanish.)
Eventually,
a nemesis arises in the form of Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens),
whose scheme could stand up against any of the Bond greats,
especially since it involves a giant laser. Best of all, Graves
has one spectacular secret hideaway, even though it's not
really secret.
Through
the graces of Q (a welcome John Cleese), Bond has gadgets
and gizmos a-plenty, including the greatest innovation ever
- a totally hot car that effectively turns invisible in an
almost plausible way.
And of
course, there are the babes.
Halle
Berry enters the film just like the series introduced the
babe concept: not just rising out of the water like Ursula
Andress did in Dr. No, but even wearing her swimsuit.
As Jinx, Berry proves that the character is worth a film series
of her own. To provide a little competition, Graves has a
female sidekick, Miranda Frost (Rosamund Pike), of dubious
loyalties and definitely memorable.
Director
Lee Tamahori really pumps up the action, an effort greatly
appreciated. Recent Bond sequences have seemed to be going
through the motions, but Tamahori injects some style and life.
Only one stunt involves obvious CG, but Bond movies have always
veered over into the occasionally ludicrous anyway.
In homage
to Goldfinger, Tamahori ups the ante with the famous
laser to the crotch scene. The danger is much more intense,
a little more graphic, and then goes coolly over the top with
a speeding phallic symbol fleeing across the ice. Niiiiice.
Little
of this movie drags. Title songstress Madonna makes a cameo
appearance as a lesbian fencing instructor, a moment that
completely snaps you out of the movie. And why is it that
this woman speaks with a false British accent in real life,
and then when playing someone in England, drops it? Something
about the silver screen completely drains Madonna of being
interesting.
Despite
the charm of Cleese and Brosnan playing off of each other,
a tour of gadgets from older movies just clunks along, because
it's obviously just a tour of gadgets. However, Die Another
Day does give Moneypenny (Samantha Bond) far more character
than she's had in years.
As fun
as it is, the script also backs away from some of its own
interesting set-ups, sharing a weakness with the writers'
previous The World Is Not Enough. For reasons best
left undiscovered here, Graves doesn't sleep. At all. But
like Robert Carlyle's Zokas in the earlier film, this quirk
never really gets used as anything other than something people
mention rather than serving the plot. Maybe it's because though
Graves can't sleep, Bond still has to, especially after a
hard night of seduction.
And they
are hard nights, indeed. For those of you more prurient readers,
yes, Die Another Day features the most graphic (though
still somewhat coy) sex scenes of any Bond film. If only the
double entendres could live up to them.
Some
people complain about the Bond formula, Brosnan among them.
But Die Another Day proves that the formula works,
and works well, if everyone accepts it full throttle. Ironically,
what Bond needs is commitment. And for the first time in at
least a decade, he gets it.
What's
It Worth? $8.50
*For Bond
geeks: Colonel Moon's full name is Colonel Yan-Sun Moon, and
I'm going to hazard a guess that this is a reference to an
unfilmed Bond novel by Kingsley Amis: Colonel Sun.
Bond also picks up a copy of The Field Guide To Birds of
the West Indies , crucial in Bond lore for reasons I'll
leave unexplained. Pray you don't sit next to a guy like me
in the theater when you see this movie.
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