20th Century Fox may be the
bravest studio in Hollywood right now. Don't Say A Word opens
with a car bombing, closes with a character getting buried alive under
rubble, and even dares to not CGI out the World Trade Center
from the Manhattan skyline. That alone may be the bravest thing a studio
has done in the last two weeks. And for that, Fanboy Planet applauds
Fox. Seeing the World Trade Center makes us long for the days when watching
Don't Say A Word would be the worst thing that could happen to
The heavily made-up and hair-dyed Michael
Douglas stars as Dr. Nathan Conrad, a crack child psychologist, famous
for his "touch with teens." Living in a fabulous Manhattan apartment
with his (of course) much younger wife Aggie (Famke Jannsen) and precocious
daughter (Skye McCole Bartusiak), his life seems pretty perfect. Until
the night before Thanksgiving, when an old co-worker (a weaselly Oliver
Platt) calls him in to try and reach the catatonic Elisabeth (Brittany
Murphy). She taunts him with the cryptic "You want…what they want…"
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And the next morning, his daughter has
been kidnapped. The kidnappers, led by Patrick Koster (Acuvue pitchman
Sean Bean), will return her if Conrad can get a six-digit number out
of Elisabeth's head. Why? Because ten years earlier her father had been
involved in a heist that pointlessly opens the film, and double-crossed
the gang. Somehow, her six digits (which may as well be her measurements,
for all the clues Koster offers) hold the key to retrieving the loot
- a single red ruby.
All the pieces seem to be there for a
decent thriller. When they get put together, though, the complete picture
looks like less than the sum of its parts.
To help generate suspense, the film borrows
plot lines from other, better thrillers, smashing a lot together when
any one done well would do. Rear Window mixes together with Sorry,
Wrong Number, as Agga has a broken leg. Trapped in her bed, she
waits helplessly for the kidnappers to call, knowing that - somehow
- they can see her. (Improbably, they managed to run fiber optic cameras
throughout the apartment while the Conrads slept. See, America? We're
Meanwhile the gang tracks Dr. Conrad wherever
he goes, up to and through the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (until
it's convenient that they they lose him, even though the film reveals
that the gang knows exactly where they need to go in the first
The precocious daughter charms her big
lug of a guard into making her a peanut butter sandwich, and somewhere
along the way a really hot police detective (Jennifer Esposito) stumbles
across some other victims of the gang. Her importance to the story is
almost non-existent, as she discovers nothing that we don't get shown
elsewhere, and solves the crime too late. But she is hot.
None of it holds much suspense. For a
film this long (just under two hours), there should be more build. Instead,
the actual arcs get resolved quickly; we get cued that we just witnessed
something important by the sudden insertion of slo-mo. (Can we ban this
from filmmaking for at least a year, please?).
Elisabeth has confounded doctors for ten
years. After skimming through her files for a half an hour, Conrad figures
her out and breaks through to her by giving her his daughter's rag doll.
Though we get told a lot of things about her mental problems, we only
see a little of them. What should have been a psychological thriller
ends up just being a chase movie.
Despite this, many of the actors come
through looking pretty good. All the women wisely underplay their roles.
As a result, Murphy ends up being one of the most real institutionalized
characters in cinema in a long time. It won't win the Oscar, but it
holds your attention. Janssen does what she can with her thankless role
(she does just enough to avoid being replaced by a wooden puppet), and
Esposito looks earnest enough as a cop.
The one person we really need to overact
would be Bean. Clearly cast only because we know that the British make
the best bad guys, he commits a cardinal sin: he's boring. Oh, he sneers
just fine, but not often enough. Director Fleder may have convinced
him that he would look cool, so often does he get shot in odd lighting,
or behind beveled glass. It should make him look mysterious. It fails.
In the lead, Michael Douglas (or his wax
effigy) simply plays nice. The role calls for it, but it makes for a
boring hero. Douglas does best as a character with some flaws, and there
really are not any here. He makes no mistakes, everything works for
him, and because he carries no particular guilt for having done something
wrong, we cannot feel the desperation he usually exudes so well.
To make up for the lack of real action
and suspense, director Fleder (the better Kiss The Girls) uses
a lot of heavy-handed visual tricks. Scenes set in the past get a nice
solid tone wash, but not in consistent colors (externals are blue, interiors
are amber, and then an exterior becomes amber). And for a couple of
scenes, the villains get the blue wash treatment for no reason whatsoever.
A lot of action gets seen through either
reflections or video screens, which probably seemed cool at the time
but only distances us more. And Fleder does not trust the audience to
understand his analogies either. Quick cuts of rag dolls and subway
trains look arty, sure, but when they pay off, it ends up as patronizing.
Still, there is that shot of the World
Trade Center. And yes, the audience whispered to each other when it
came onscreen. Not a one of them hissed, "can we please go now?" Nope.
We're staying. Even when the movie just isn't that good.
it worth? $3.99