A.I. 
         When you wish 
          upon a star, makes no difference what you are… 
        
				
        
		 Forget the "online 
          web mystery" that has made all the cyber-fanboys drool over the past 
          couple of months. In A.I. there's no murder to be solved, no 
          deep examination of the perils of technology, and very little about 
          the war between the mechas and the orgas that the internet has teased. 
          Instead, the film tells a deceptively simple story about one mecha boy's 
          quest to become real. Cross The Velveteen Rabbit and Pinocchio 
          with more than a little Blade Runner, and you would have some 
          idea. That only makes sense, since the film production itself results 
          from a blend of two masters of cinema with very little in common stylistically. 
         The film opens 
          on a lecture from Professor Hobby (William Hurt), getting the audience 
          up to speed on how robots, or mechas, function in this future society. 
          Hobby's corporation has created mechas that can feel and remember physical 
          pain. They can perform any physical function. But they cannot 
          yet love. Hobby intends to change that. 
        
 Enter The Swintons. 
          In a society in which pregnancies must be licensed, they have lost their 
          only legal child, Martin, to an unnamed disease. He lies in cold storage 
          until such time as a cure can be found. To ease her pain, his mother 
          Monica (Frances O'Connor) visits his capsule, reading books and playing 
          music for him (in a nice Kubrickian touch, she plays selections from 
          Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty). Her husband Henry (Sam Robards) 
          works for Hobby, and thus becomes the perfect candidate for the scientist's 
          pet project. 
        
 Monica, you see, 
          cannot heal over the loss of Martin, since someday he could return 
          to her. Therefore, the best solution comes in the form of David (Haley 
          Joel Osment). He will always be a child, but at least he will always 
          be able to love her as a child loves his mother. Henry remains somewhat 
          distant, but then, Martin's condition hasn't harmed Henry as much. Everything 
          seems fine; they make a happy family. Until one day Martin is cured. 
        
 The two forced 
          brothers do not get along. And with a mecha, sibling rivalry can be 
          dangerous. Monica hits upon a desperate solution: take David into the 
          woods with his supertoy bear Teddy (voiced by Jack Angel) and tell him 
          to run. Abandoned by his mother, desperate for her love, David decides 
          that, like Pinocchio, he must find the Blue Fairy to make him real. 
          Only then will his mother love him in return. 
        
		
				
        
		 From here, A.I. 
          takes a nice twisted turn. As in any good fairy tale, the woods are 
          indeed deep, dark and dangerous. The cast-offs of mecha society hide 
          in the woods, and Spielberg creates more than one nightmarish refugee. 
          All of them get rounded up by an evil emcee (Brendan Gleeson) who runs 
          the ironically named Flesh Fair: A Celebration of Life. In the Flesh 
          Fair, mechas get tortured, maimed, and destroyed in order to sate a 
          crowd fearful of being replaced by beings better than they are. 
         The combination 
          of Kubrick's original notes and ideas with Spielberg's sensibilities 
          does make for a sometimes awkward fit. Spielberg tries to keep a distanced 
          eye, and for the most part succeeds. But sometimes he just cannot help 
          himself and the camera zooms in on David as if he were Indiana Jones. 
          The third act, too, fights between Kubrick's general misanthropy and 
          Spielberg's sentimentality. Anything else, however, probably would not 
          satisfy an audience. 
        
 Kubrick originally 
          envisioned David as a CGI character, but Spielberg found the perfect 
          human to pull off the role. Osment, so strangely adult an actor anyway, 
          plays David just a half a beat behind the humans around him. As he tries 
          to win over his new parents, you can almost see the circuitry flash 
          as he decides that laughter would be the appropriate response to Monica 
          having spaghetti dripping from her mouth. Thankfully, Spielberg trusts 
          Osment to be his own effect, and it works. After David has experienced 
          more, his responses become more natural, but he still has a slight air 
          of the inhuman about him. 
        
 Allowed to be a 
          little more obvious, Jude Law has fun with his role as Gigolo Joe, a 
          mecha built for pleasure who David meets at Flesh Fair. In a nifty but 
          underused gimmick, Joe can alter his hair color and style to be anything 
          a trick wants him to be. And as the first humanoid mecha we see after 
          David, Joe comes as something of a shock. We come to realize just how 
          real David must seem, since Joe both appears vaguely plastic and comes 
          with accessories. Law creates a character appropriately made up of specific 
          poses, come-ons, and catch-phrases. Through his time with David, he, 
          too, becomes more real, and the film loses a little energy when it loses 
          him. 
        
 The actors playing 
          humans do not fare quite as well, but then, they are all written as 
          one-note people. In a nice Kubrick tribute, the mechas are far more 
          intriguing characters than the humans. 
        
 In his first self-written 
          screenplay in more than a decade, Spielberg seems a little rusty. Pieces 
          of dialogue are pure poetry, and yet, some scenes exist only to provide 
          clunky exposition. Maybe he labored too much under the shadow of his 
          late friend. The structure, however, neatly parallels Pinocchio 
          without being too obvious. (The film's version of Pleasure Island resembles 
          the Universal City Walk just a little too closely for comfort - the 
          future is here.) 
        
 Ultimately, A.I. 
          provides an oasis of big-budgeted thoughtfulness. It may be heavy-handed 
          in some places, but it does provoke a lot of questions. How dare Spielberg 
          make us think in the summer? We should be glad he did. 
        
 
        
        Derek 
          McCaw
        
		            
        
            		 
        
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