Jay 
          And Silent Bob Strike Back
         It can't be hard to act surprised and pleased 
        when Eliza Dushku threatens to have sex with you.
 
                
        
 If you're a die-hard 
          fan of Kevin Smith movies, nothing we do or say will convince you not 
          to pay full price, nor even offer to pay double, in order to see this 
          movie. Go, with our blessing. (Well, every one of us except for Jack 
          Reda, The Script Doctor.) For the rest of you, know that Jay And 
          Silent Bob Strike Back was not made for you. You may find it funny, 
          but not in all the same places as that kid in the Clerks t-shirt.
         Not so much a film 
          as a party with a plot, this movie begs for the DVD Special Edition 
          to come out now. Smith has assembled as many of his friends as he could, 
          and placed them in situations that largely lampoon their screen images. 
          We need to be able to access that special bonus feature with production 
          notes in order to keep up with it all.
        
 To get the movie 
          rolling, Smith offers up the "origin" of his title characters, using 
          his own daughter to portray himself (Silent Bob) as a baby. She's named 
          after a comic book character (Harley Quinn Smith) and played her own 
          father in a movie. Oh, yes, there will be psychological issues. Or she 
          will grow up to marry Kal-El Bogdanove and everything will be fine.
        
 Anyway, the adult 
          Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob discover that a film is about to be 
          made from a comic book,, Bluntman and Chronic, that features 
          them. (Established in Chasing Amy and later actually published 
          by Oni Press, then Image, then…didn't Harlan Ellison write a short story 
          like this?) The creator of the comic, Holden (Ben Affleck, who later 
          plays himself), informs them of the plans and introduces them to the 
          internet.
        
 Incensed by on-line 
          gossip confusing them with their comic book alter-egos, the two determine 
          to go to Hollywood and stop the production. Along the way they run into 
          super-hot jewel thieves, liberate a monkey, and prove that Buffy's on-screen 
          boyfriend would have made a better Fred in Scooby Doo than her 
          real fiance. (See? All this sly in-joke referencing is contagious. Stop 
          me before I go obscure again…)
        
        
        
 Everyone involved 
          seems to be having a great time, and some let us in on the fun. Affleck, 
          in particular, strikes hard at his own image. When teamed up with Matt 
          Damon for Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, both rag harder 
          on their careers than any critic could possibly hope to do. Others just 
          show up for those who recognize them, such as Marvel Editor-in-Chief's 
          cameo as a pizza delivery boy. It can't be hard to act surprised and 
          pleased when Eliza Dushku threatens to have sex with you. All right, 
          we're jealous - please give us cameos, Mister Smith.
         As usual, Mewes 
          has an easy rhythm as the talkative Jay, though for some, he's best 
          in small doses. While Smith has been doing the talk-show circuit explaining 
          how Affleck gets on him for not so much acting as mugging, he misses 
          the point. Once upon a time, Silent Bob was implacable and wise. Now 
          he makes bigger faces than Jim Carrey. The three times he actually speaks, 
          though we have long awaited his calling Jay an idiot, are a waste compared 
          to the dialogue he gave himself in Clerks and Chasing Amy.
        
        
        
           
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 This time around, 
          the dialogue just does not have the same crackle and wit that got Smith 
          attention in the first place. Yes, as Smith has oft been quoted saying, 
          there have always been dick and fart jokes. But in between those, somebody 
          would say something clever. Here, many of the jokes just feel stale; 
          we all figured out years ago that Shaggy had to have been high. It does 
          have a vibe closest to Mallrats, but at least that film didn't 
          leave open plot holes a mile wide (to reveal it here would be to spoil 
          it) and obeyed its own logic.
         Ironically, his 
          directing has never been better. Smith coaxes the best performance out 
          of Damon in years, and gets director Gus Van Sant to seem natural on 
          camera. He fails with Wes Craven, but then, not even Wes Craven could 
          make himself seem real. For the first time in a Kevin Smith movie, the 
          camera moves; Smith the artist is beginning to take chances.
        
 As Smith moves 
          into what he calls more mature fare (or not), this could be a good sign. 
          If he ever gets his Fletch adaptation off the ground with Jason 
          Lee, it could be the final nail to make us all forget Chevy Chase.
        
 Go if you must. 
          As parties go, we had a good time. We just think it could have been 
          more. A fool says what he knows. A wise man knows what he says. And 
          somewhere in between lie the films of Kevin Smith.  
        
        Derek 
          McCaw