Kiss of the Dragon
        Jet Li can kill a man with just his thumb, but chopsticks are more civilized.
		  
       Pity 
        Jean-Claude Van Damme. He must sit around his apartment muttering, "I 
        spake Englich bettair zan zat Jet Li. Why won't zey luff me?" To add insult 
        (and salt) to injury, Kiss of the Dragon features only one actor 
        who speaks English better than Jean-Claude, and it still kicks 
        the butt of his entire body of work (except maybe Timecop). What 
        the silly Flem forgets is that Jet Li knows how to craft a film to his 
        strengths, and downplays his weaknesses. The result? Solid action and 
        not too much of that messy acting. 
         
          The thin story, conceived by Li himself, requires little of anyone. 
          Only the villain, Richard (Tcheky Karyo), has the opportunity to ham 
          things up, which he does with elegant restraint. Richard serves as the 
          corrupt police inspector in charge of destroying a heroin ring in Paris. 
          What he hasn't revealed to his superiors, of course, is that he also 
          runs that same heroin ring. The Chinese government sends over their 
          best man, Liu Jian (Li), to help capture the Chinese druglord assisting 
          Richard. A grim supercop, Liu Jian has the nice extra touch of using 
          acupuncture needles in addition to the mad fighting skills. Knowing 
          opportunity when it knocks, Richard kills his partner and frames Liu 
          Jian for it. This plays out very quickly, a nice change from the usual 
          American "framed man" stories. Within minutes of Richard's introduction, 
          we know what he is, so the film doesn't have to try and fool us with 
          the "mystery" of who is really behind all of Liu Jian's troubles.
        
		  
        
           
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          Luckily for Liu Jian, dubbed "Johnny" by the sardonic Richard, he has 
          a safe house. Run by sleeper agent Uncle Tai (Burt Kwouk - Clouseau's 
          Cato meeting the future Kato), Liu Jian poses as a maker of shrimp chips 
          until he can safely deliver a videotape which will prove his innocence. 
          To make things even easier, the Chinese officials in Paris have hidden 
          emergency phones and weaponry throughout the city, just in case one 
          of their men gets framed for murder by a corrupt Parisian. This happens 
          more often than you might think, and the police have prepared for it. 
          Almost immediately after making contact, Liu Jian loses the tape and 
          all the people who believe in his innocence. Don't be misled: this loss 
          comes at the price of one great action sequence on a glass tourist boat. 
          In the words of an audience member sitting next to co-editor Mike Goodson: 
          "that s*** was dope!" 
         
          Along the way Liu Jian crosses paths with the requisite smackhead hooker 
          with a heart of gold, Jessica (Bridget Fonda). Fonda actually does something 
          with her role, unafraid to play a dumb character who has made some terrible 
          choices, while trying to maintain dignity. Her desperation (Richard 
          holds her young daughter hostage for reasons never quite explained) 
          and overall neediness balances out Li's self-sufficient loner. Once 
          Liu Jian realizes that Jessica witnessed the initial murder, he struggles 
          between his need for her to prove him innocent and his awkward empathy 
          for her plight.
        
 
          It's a brilliant touch on Li's part, fleshed out by writers Luc Besson 
          and Robert Mark Kamen. Though he speaks English fairly well, Li's acting 
          remains stiff. And so Liu Jian himself is a man who has shut off a lot 
          of human emotion. Dedicated to the job, he has no family, no friends, 
          and no real life. The bond he forms with Jessica allows Li to showcase 
          the shy, unsure smile that he has mastered, but it never goes to the 
          point of actual affection. All of that gets shouldered by Fonda, and 
          Li doesn't have to get bogged down with any of that messy love stuff.
        
 
          Instead, this movie does what it should: move from action setpiece to 
          action setpiece. Most of it flows naturally, though at a pace much slower 
          than we have come to expect from summer movies. The opening carefully 
          builds anticipation, following Liu Jian from the airport to Chinatown 
          to a swank hotel without offering much clue as to why he's there. When 
          we finally get the payoff, it's a huge relief, and refreshing that a 
          movie actually asks us to wait for it. In many ways, Kiss of the 
          Dragon hearkens back to cop thrillers the way they used to be made 
          in the '70's, as much about tension as action. If Clint Eastwood had 
          known martial arts, he might have made this movie.
        
 
          Only one action sequence looks crowbarred into the plot. Clearly, Li 
          and the writers had an idea so fun that they just did not care that 
          it would stretch credibility. They were right to not care: Li takes 
          on at least twenty police officers in a kung fu class, and it's jaw-dropping 
          in its excitement.
        
 
          Li has been criticized in the past for making liberal use of computer 
          graphics and wires to make his fighting look good. Here he and director 
          Chris Nahon have toned down the scale of the action, and the fights 
          have a raw, honest feel missing from Romeo Must Die. Though Nahon 
          uses a lot of quick cuts in the fights, you cannot doubt that Li is 
          actually doing the stuntwork. It's grim, determined, and definitely 
          "dope."
        
 Kiss 
          of the Dragon may get lost in crowded cineplexes this summer. But 
          if you're tired of noisy effects-filled films (and even if you're not), 
          give this a look. Jet Li will be a major action star, and he won't be 
          Van Dammed trying.
        
        
        Derek 
          McCaw
        
		            
        
            		 
        
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