| Christopher 
                  J. Garcia's Top Ten Documentaries of 2005
 
				   
                     
                    Just 
                    as 2004 was the year that Documentaries came into their own 
                    with the public, 2005 was a year full of wonderful Docs that 
                    just plain ruled. The second highest grossing doc of all-time 
                    took the screen (unless you adjust for inflation and then 
                    it’s another cold weather Doc called Nanook of the 
                    North from the 1920s) and there were several great documentaries 
                    that saw wide-release. What made it more remarkable is that 
                    they didn’t have to be political firebombs to draw big 
                    crowds, just great stories, or in one case, brilliantly funny 
                    material. This list includes both feature and short docs. 10) 
                      60 Spins Around the SunRandy Cortico is a comedian who has done pretty well for 
                      himself. And like all comedians, he has become more and 
                      more political as the years have gone by. Featured at Cinequest 
                      this year, Laura Kightlinger’s doc on the comedian 
                      and activist is one of the most powerful I’ve seen 
                      in years.
 9) 
                      Unforgivable Blackness - The Rise and Fall of Jack Johnson I love Boxing. I don’t really like Ken Burns. This 
                      look at the early 20th Century’s first Black Heavyweight 
                      Champion may be his best work, not because it is exhaustive 
                      like Baseball or The Civil War, but because 
                      it’s a powerful story and it’s told with excellent 
                      footage, still photos and interviews. Here, Burns’ 
                      love of stills substituting for moving image works very 
                      well indeed.
 8) 
                      March 
                      of the Penguins It made a lot of people go ‘awwwww’, and I did 
                      too. The American, English-language version was made that 
                      much better by having Morgan Freeman doing the voice-over. 
                      I liked it more than Derek did but you can find that review 
                      here.
 7) 
                      Missionary PositionsIt’s a weird film. It’s about xxxchurch.com. 
                      I loved the premise, and at first I was sure it was a mockumentary, 
                      but in fact, it was simply a doc about a bizarre group that 
                      tries to convert porno viewers. Somehow, I missed them on 
                      Larry King and The Daily Show, but the doc was very well-made, 
                      and was so slickly done that the confusion over whether 
                      or not this was a Mock really set in hard. The site’s 
                      mascot is the highlight.
 
                      
                        6) 
                      RKO Production 601: The Making of Kong, Eighth Wonder of 
                      the World 
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                          | And 
                              you get all this neat stuff... |  If you buy only one DVD this year, make it the two-disc 
                      set of the 1933 King Kong
  . 
                      Even if you never watch the movie, watch the second disc 
                      and go to the second doc on the making of Kong. It’s 
                      amazing. Featuring an in-depth look at the team that made 
                      the original, the doc, partly directed by Peter Jackson, 
                      talks to folks like Rick Baker (effects man of the 1976 
                      Kong) and Jackson, as well as dozens of others who just 
                      love the movie. There’s a great look at Willis O’Brien 
                      and his pre-Kong attempt at a stop motion feature called 
                      Creation. Even more impressive, Jackson leads a team to 
                      recreate, as best they could, the original Spider-Pit sequence 
                      that was lost from the original Kong. Using stop-motion 
                      and new foam rubber dinosaurs created after x-raying some 
                      originals (at least one having come from Forrest J. Ackerman’s 
                      collection), this sequence is a hundred times better than 
                      the same one in Jackson’s remake. 5) 
                      Mad Hot Ballroom Kids dancing Ballroom. What’s not to like?
 4) 
                      Strange: Bernie Worrell on EarthThe best short doc this year was all about Parliament/Funkadelic’s 
                      keyboarder, Bernie Worrell. A wonderful combination of filmmaking 
                      talent and interviews with folks like Bootsy Collins, producer 
                      Bill Laswell, Mos Def, and more. A great doc which crams 
                      a lot into 30 minutes.
 
                      
                        3) 
                      Murderball 
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                          | It 
                              sure made me feel lazy. |   The Documentary Personality of the year is Jeff Zuppan. 
                      No question that he’s the driving force behind this 
                      excellent doc on Wheelchair Rugby. The guys pummel each 
                      other on the court, and off the court, they just play harder. 
                      The highlights are many, though my fave is Zuppan’s 
                      girlfriend who is exceptionally hot and works in a morgue. 
                      It’s a wonderful film that is almost inspirational, 
                      but instead decides to give us real and harsh. Even an unsatisfying 
                      ending doesn’t hurt this great movie.
 2) 
                      My Date with Drew I’ve said a lot 
                      about this great documentary. You should go out and rent 
                      it since I know it’s in Hollywood Video and Blockbusters 
                      around the country.
 1) 
                      The Aristocrats Dirty. Filthy. Twisted. Evil. Hilarious. All of those words 
                      apply to the greatest gathering of blue comedic material 
                      ever. The Aristocrats, directed by Paul Provenza and produced 
                      by Penn Jillette, is a study in the deepest personal areas 
                      of comedy. No two versions of The Aristocrats are the same, 
                      and as a joke, without a smart teller making up the creepiest, 
                      most smut-drenched material, it’s just a shaggy dog, 
                      dead on arrival, with nothing propping it up. The film really 
                      details not only the ways in which comedians tell a joke, 
                      but the reasons why they tell it the way they do. It’s 
                      awful that this was the death of the last great secret of 
                      comedy, but the film that gave us that little nugget that 
                      most folks had no idea existed is wonderful and made me 
                      laugh despite wanting to vomit a few times.
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