Christopher
J. Garcia's
Top Ten Documentaries of 2005
Just
as 2004 was the year that Documentaries came into their own
with the public, 2005 was a year full of wonderful Docs that
just plain ruled. The second highest grossing doc of all-time
took the screen (unless you adjust for inflation and then
it’s another cold weather Doc called Nanook of the
North from the 1920s) and there were several great documentaries
that saw wide-release. What made it more remarkable is that
they didn’t have to be political firebombs to draw big
crowds, just great stories, or in one case, brilliantly funny
material.
This list includes both feature and short docs.
10)
60 Spins Around the Sun
Randy Cortico is a comedian who has done pretty well for
himself. And like all comedians, he has become more and
more political as the years have gone by. Featured at Cinequest
this year, Laura Kightlinger’s doc on the comedian
and activist is one of the most powerful I’ve seen
in years.
9)
Unforgivable Blackness - The Rise and Fall of Jack Johnson
I love Boxing. I don’t really like Ken Burns. This
look at the early 20th Century’s first Black Heavyweight
Champion may be his best work, not because it is exhaustive
like Baseball or The Civil War, but because
it’s a powerful story and it’s told with excellent
footage, still photos and interviews. Here, Burns’
love of stills substituting for moving image works very
well indeed.
8)
March
of the Penguins
It made a lot of people go ‘awwwww’, and I did
too. The American, English-language version was made that
much better by having Morgan Freeman doing the voice-over.
I liked it more than Derek did but you can find that review
here.
7)
Missionary Positions
It’s a weird film. It’s about xxxchurch.com.
I loved the premise, and at first I was sure it was a mockumentary,
but in fact, it was simply a doc about a bizarre group that
tries to convert porno viewers. Somehow, I missed them on
Larry King and The Daily Show, but the doc was very well-made,
and was so slickly done that the confusion over whether
or not this was a Mock really set in hard. The site’s
mascot is the highlight.
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6)
RKO Production 601: The Making of Kong, Eighth Wonder of
the World
If you buy only one DVD this year, make it the two-disc
set of the 1933 King Kong.
Even if you never watch the movie, watch the second disc
and go to the second doc on the making of Kong. It’s
amazing. Featuring an in-depth look at the team that made
the original, the doc, partly directed by Peter Jackson,
talks to folks like Rick Baker (effects man of the 1976
Kong) and Jackson, as well as dozens of others who just
love the movie. There’s a great look at Willis O’Brien
and his pre-Kong attempt at a stop motion feature called
Creation. Even more impressive, Jackson leads a team to
recreate, as best they could, the original Spider-Pit sequence
that was lost from the original Kong. Using stop-motion
and new foam rubber dinosaurs created after x-raying some
originals (at least one having come from Forrest J. Ackerman’s
collection), this sequence is a hundred times better than
the same one in Jackson’s remake.
5)
Mad Hot Ballroom
Kids dancing Ballroom. What’s not to like?
4)
Strange: Bernie Worrell on Earth
The best short doc this year was all about Parliament/Funkadelic’s
keyboarder, Bernie Worrell. A wonderful combination of filmmaking
talent and interviews with folks like Bootsy Collins, producer
Bill Laswell, Mos Def, and more. A great doc which crams
a lot into 30 minutes.
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3)
Murderball
The Documentary Personality of the year is Jeff Zuppan.
No question that he’s the driving force behind this
excellent doc on Wheelchair Rugby. The guys pummel each
other on the court, and off the court, they just play harder.
The highlights are many, though my fave is Zuppan’s
girlfriend who is exceptionally hot and works in a morgue.
It’s a wonderful film that is almost inspirational,
but instead decides to give us real and harsh. Even an unsatisfying
ending doesn’t hurt this great movie.
2)
My Date with Drew
I’ve said a lot
about this great documentary. You should go out and rent
it since I know it’s in Hollywood Video and Blockbusters
around the country.
1)
The Aristocrats
Dirty. Filthy. Twisted. Evil. Hilarious. All of those words
apply to the greatest gathering of blue comedic material
ever. The Aristocrats, directed by Paul Provenza and produced
by Penn Jillette, is a study in the deepest personal areas
of comedy. No two versions of The Aristocrats are the same,
and as a joke, without a smart teller making up the creepiest,
most smut-drenched material, it’s just a shaggy dog,
dead on arrival, with nothing propping it up. The film really
details not only the ways in which comedians tell a joke,
but the reasons why they tell it the way they do. It’s
awful that this was the death of the last great secret of
comedy, but the film that gave us that little nugget that
most folks had no idea existed is wonderful and made me
laugh despite wanting to vomit a few times.
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