| March 
                      of the Penguins Regarding the life of emperor penguins: 
                      there's got to be a better way.
                      Every year, for either hundreds or thousands 
                      of years depending on which part of the narrative you listen 
                      to, the emperor penguins in Antarctica leave the oceans 
                      and make an arduous trek across the ice to their breeding 
                      ground. After mating, the males and females take turns walking 
                      back to the ocean to eat and sometimes predators get them. 
                      That's really about it. It's a harsh life, but at least 
                      there are cute baby penguins.
                      Not that March of the Penguins offers 
                      any alternatives; instead, it seeks to shed a soft amber 
                      light on the bleak cold that is the penguin mating season. 
                      In its original French version (called The Emperor's 
                      Journey -- American audiences apparently can't make 
                      the symbolic leap), writer/director Luc Jacquet had the 
                      penguins even speak, telling their story in an immediate, 
                      personal way to get audiences to go "awwwww..."
                      Audiences still will, at least for the 
                      first twenty minutes or so. We like penguins. And we like 
                      Morgan Freeman, who now provides all the narration, written 
                      by Jordan Roberts. Freeman's warm tones promise us that 
                      this is a story about love, but Roberts really doesn't want 
                      to go all out and make this cute. Stuck with footage that 
                      clearly wants to tell a type of family drama, Roberts reverts 
                      to being dryly scientific whenever things veer into heartwarming.
                      The result fits more into what National 
                      Geographic would want, and they're behind the American release. 
                      But it also leaves the film with a split personality, alternately 
                      anthropomorphizing penguins when the scenes leave no choice, 
                      but often admitting we don't know a single thing about their 
                      motivations.
                      Because the scenes have been cut for a 
                      different type of narration, Freeman often ends up dropping 
                      tantalizing tidbits of information without being able to 
                      explain them. The scene has moved on, and an audience might 
                      just be wondering - wait a minute, how do these penguins 
                      manage to save some sort of nutritional fluid for their 
                      newborns after months of not eating? Check your local library.
                      Too 
                      often our knowledge is limited to what can be observed, 
                      and that's often where the English narration goes into mawkishness. 
                      If a penguin looks sad, Freeman comments upon it, forgetting 
                      that he has already said we have no real way of knowing. 
                      Love finds a way, perhaps, but with penguins it really could 
                      just be a biological imperative.
                      Since so much of this cycle involves the 
                      titular march back and forth with no variation, it would 
                      have been nice to have something - anything - new happen. 
                      What does the larger community do? Michel didn't shoot it, 
                      so Roberts can't script it.   As 
                      a result, March of the Penguins is interesting but 
                      not particularly absorbing. Its G rating may attract a lot 
                      of families, but be warned that it will spark long stretches 
                      of restlessness among your young ones. I suspect The 
                      Emperor's March would have been more effective for 
                      them.
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