Angel
The Ratings
Connection
(To the tune of "Rainbow Connection")
When
Chris Crotty is terribly moved, he does what any man would
do -- indulges his inner Weird Al. Be grateful you don't have
to actually hear him sing these things.
Why are
there so many,
Cares about ratings,
And what's the quality they hide?
Ratings are numbers,
They're only illusions,
And ratings do sometimes slide...
So we've been told and
Some chose
to believe it,
But I know they're wrong wait and see...
Someday
we'll find it,
The ratings connection,
Joss Whedon, the Executives, and me.
Who said
that every fan
Would be heard and answered
When e-mailing to the network site?
Some Exec thought of that,
And some IT guy blocked them,
And now we've got postcards to write.
What show's exciting,
That keeps us all writing,
That so more Angel we might see?
Someday
we'll find it,
The ratings connection,
Joss Whedon, the Executives, and me.
All of
us under it's spell
We know that it's probably magic
Have you
shopped around,
And have you had offers,
I've hoped that they're calling your name.
Are these the same networks,
that showed
Firefly and Buffy,
I think TNT might also be game...
We want the show too much to ignore them,
There's somewhere that Angel's supposed to be...
Someday
we'll find it,
The ratings connection,
Joss Whedon, the Executives, and me.
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