| Christopher 
                  J. Garcia's Top Ten Film Festival Films of 2003
 
				   
                    
					 
					This year I went to a bunch of film festivals. From Cinequest 
                    and Sonoma to the traveling arm of the Ann Arbor Fest to The 
                    Animation Show, I saw a lot of movies that would normally 
                    fly beneath the radar. Here are the gems of those viewings, 
                    well worth your time in tracking down. 
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					  | Despite 
                          appearances, this isn't a defense of the furry lifestyle... |  10) Bitter 
                    Jester by Maija Di Giorgio- This was an awesome documentary 
                    about a stand-up comic who was on the verge of huge success 
                    when she had an on-stage meltdown. They don't show the breakdown, 
                    but supposedly she was tossing obscenities at the audience 
                    and not in a funny way. As a part of her therapy, Di Giorgio 
                    documented her attempt to get back into the business.  There 
                    are some great interviews with big name comedy stars like 
                    Richard Belzer, Phyllis Diller, George Carlin, and a depressing 
                    view of the world that Richard Pryor is forced to live in. 
                    The real stars are Maija and her crew, and especially her 
                    boyfriend / aspiring stand-up / maniac Kenny, who may be the 
                    most frightening man on Earth.  9) 
                    I Was a Mathlete Until I Met Margo Maris by Joe Denk- 
                    A fantastic short film that falls somewhere between Growing 
                    Pains and Freaks and Geeks. It was a punk rock 
                    love story in one breath, a sad tale of the alienation for 
                    the D+D set the next. It moved so well between the two, I 
                    was blown away. 8) Have 
                    You Seen This Man? By Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck- A 
                    Documentary Short that kicked my ass around the room. A New 
                    York City artist starts putting up signs about selling individual 
                    crackers, pencil erasers, whatever, all as a way to
well, 
                    I'm still not sure. This is funny, fast, smart and easily 
                    the best piece of art philosophy that I've ever seen on film. 7) Welcome 
                    to the Neighborhood by Gay Walch and Kurt Inderbitzin. 
                    It got my best drama of Cinequest tip, and it was a great 
                    film. The music by The Good alone is enough to get my attention, 
                    but the stories that it featured and the way it flowed earns 
                    it a top ten of the year vote. 6) Confessions 
                    of a Burning Man by Un Su Lee and Paul Barnett- A 
                    great documentary on Burning Man. You can read my review here. 
                    (And Garcia gets a bonus for earning Fanboy Planet its 
                    first moment in the quote whore spotlight, as newspaper ads 
                    feature us.)  5) Nutria 
                    by Ted Gessing- I saw this for the first time at the Ann Arbor 
                    Film Festival. This is what a documentary should do: entertain, 
                    inform, and ultimate, make you smile. It's hilarious at times 
                    as we watch people who love, hate, or cook these little Louisiana 
                    critters talk about why they are so cool, evil, or tasty. 
                     4) The 
                    Backyard by Paul Hough- Read 
                    the review, buy the DVD! 3) Vampires 
                    Anonymous by Michael Keller- A fanboy movie if there 
                    ever was one. You can read my review here.   
					 
					2) Mr. 
                    Rookie by Satoshi Isaka- Baseball movies are all the 
                    same: everything hinges on that final batter who the pitcher 
                    has never been able to strike out. Well, this one isn't much 
                    different, except that it's Japanese and the pitcher is Mr. 
                    Rookie, a masked player for the Hashin Tigers. It's a great 
                    story of a man stretched thin trying to do his regular office 
                    job and be the Japanese League's star reliever. There is great 
                    comedy and wonderful familial relations and this one would 
                    be nice to see in a US Video release. 
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					  | ah...the 
                          fabled Tiger Mask... |  1) Making 
                    Arrangements by Melissa Scaramucci- My roommate really 
                    wants me to get this on tape for the house. A great comedy 
                    that takes place in a flower shop. Few films make me laugh 
                    as much as I did on the first Cinequest screening of Making 
                    Arrangements. You can read my review here.  
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