| Teen 
                  Titans Hide and Seek
 original airdate: 11-05-05
  [note: 
                      it pains me to bring up such disappointing news but perhaps 
                      there is no better time to bring this up then at the start 
                      of the review for the first truly disappointing episode 
                      of Season Five. After months of rumors and speculation the 
                      Cartoon Network has officially passed on a sixth season 
                      of the Teen Titans Animated Series, according to reports 
                      from the Teen Titans Animated Site.
 This 
                      comes as a great surprise because the current season has 
                      successfully broken ground for the series by establishing 
                      a continuity within the series, acknowledging the continuity 
                      from the comics, and managed to remain fun to boot. It's 
                      sad to hear this, and fans surely hope that Cartoon Network 
                      will reconsider, or perhaps someone else will consider picking 
                      up the series, although one would be hard pressed to come 
                      up with a better home for the series than at the Cartoon 
                      Network. If 
                      anyone is interested in attempting to save season six, the 
                      good folks over at the Teen Titans Animated Site have put 
                      together a letter writing campaign in hopes of urging the 
                      network to reconsider. So rally the troops and get those 
                      pens and pencils working overtime fanboys and fangirls.] It was 
                      bound to happen. So far, Season Five has been nothing short 
                      of amazing, weaving together episode after episode that 
                      would have amounted to little more than filler and fodder 
                      in previous seasons and somehow managed to make each episode 
                      count in the grander scheme of things. Now granted, perhaps 
                      this is jumping the gun. Perhaps this critical undertone 
                      is a tad bit presumptuous, considering that the season hasn’t 
                      even completed its arc yet.   That 
                      said, "Hide and Seek" fails to connect in the 
                      way previous episodes like "Kole," 
                      "Snowblind," and "For 
                      Real" succeeded, and the underlying reason lies 
                      in the new characters created specifically for this episode: 
                      Timmy Tantrum, Teether, and Melvin.
 Our 
                      poor and unfortunate Raven is charged with the task of babysitting 
                      these brats on a trek across the Alps while the rest of 
                      the Titans are wrapped up in more serious and exciting battles 
                      with members of the Brotherhood of Evil. Of course, this 
                      situation is meant to evoke the situational humor of the 
                      emotionless Raven being left to tend to three overly annoying, 
                      nerve-wracking, and cringe inducing children manufactured 
                      for the sole purpose of creating tension. Raven isn’t the only person whose 
                      nerves end up frayed in the process, as viewers surely suffer 
                      alongside the beloved child of Trigon. The only glimpse 
                      of hope for the episode at all comes from the persistent 
                      pursuit of the troublesome triplets by Monsieur Mallah, 
                      whose each previous appearance evoked such feelings of pure 
                      dread and terror. All he had to do was show up and brood 
                      and it was enough to send chills up and down viewers’ 
                      spines. And 
                      here lies the issue, even Mallah can’t take away from 
                      the sheer shtick and chicanery that drags this episode into 
                      the ground. It isn’t enough that Raven is stuck babysitting 
                      a group of brats that act as the animated equivalent of 
                      a cheese grater taken to nerve endings, but to watch the 
                      absurd rambunctious fervor with which the whole episode 
                      plays out just seems to add insult to injury.   Just 
                      when we thought the series was taking a step forward, a 
                      progressive attempt to maintain the fun factor while pleasing 
                      fans of quality storytelling and continuity, the whole thing 
                      goes into full retrograde.
 Granted, 
                      this isn’t as criminal as some of the more embarrassing 
                      episodes of previous seasons. In fact, it is a far cry from 
                      those. Perhaps the fact that such strides were being made, 
                      not to mention successful ones at that, somehow makes this 
                      episode feel more illicit in retrospect. Either way, the 
                      one true positive remains that perhaps the series has gotten 
                      its “stinker” episode out of the way, and just 
                      in time too with the highly anticipated Kid Flash episode, 
                      "Lightspeed," right around the corner. Hopefully, 
                      future episodes in this season will buck this temporary 
                      slip and finish up strong because with a plot arc including 
                      The Doom Patrol, The Brotherhood of Evil, and the most ambitious 
                      storyline of any Titans season to date, the series…nay, 
                      the fans and the Titans themselves deserve better. Next 
                      Up: After a brief Holiday hiatus the Teen team 
                      returns with a much anticipated cameo episode featuring 
                      Kid Flash. This isn’t your Smallville Flash kiddos, 
                      this is Grade-A Wally West sporting the yellow and red tights. 
                      So strap on your running shoes and get ready tap into the 
                      speed force with Lightspeed.
 
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