Teen
Titans
Date With Destiny
original airdate: 02-14-04
Being
a super-villain must be trying. They spend their time plotting
to overthrow society, gain power and wealth, and struggle
to outwit their superhero archrivals all in a days work.
What's
more daunting than the trials of super-villainy? Why, being
the super-villain father of a high school drama queen who
has been dumped by her steady a mere days before the junior
prom, of course! Gasp!
Thus is
the burden of poor Killer Moth, a mediocre villain who wants
to rule the city yet must yield to his fatherly duties of
consoling his heartbroken daughter, Kitten. Little does he
know his plan to take over town is about to be revised.
Kitten
wants her ex-boy toy to pay for her humiliation, and what
better way to do that? Why sheer jealousy of course! And no
teenage boy could be more jealous of Robin: the Boy Wonder,
leader of the Teen Titans, and ward of the master of gloom
and fanboy intrigue, BATMAN.
Robin
is in a bit of a slump as it is. After an opening chase with
a jewelry burglar that can be best described as a cross between
a spider and a man, Robin finds his luck running thin.
Despite
his "Akira" inspired motorcycle, Robin proves he
is no Kaneda and lets our Spidey-Villain get away after being
paralyzed by his venom blasts. Once again, the team is temporarily
without their leader. If only the Dark Knight could see him
now.
As always,
Starfire is there to comfort her beau, taking him back to
the Tower for some Tamaranian acupressure and TLC while the
rest of the team continues to pursue the jewel thief. This
is where Killer Moth's plan comes into play.
Originality
appears to be lost on Killer Moth. He controls a horde of,
ahem, mutant killer moths and plans to use them to crush the
Titans and take over the city. This doesn't really smack of
creativity, and it's Kitten that adds the interesting twist
to her father's scheme.
Kitten
insists that her father include her need for a prom date in
his list of demands for the Titans, and she wants Robin to
oblige. One moment worth mentioning is Starfire's rant once
she learns that Kitten's request is not a duel, as she first
mistook it to be. Her screams reshape Robin's hairdo into
a style that any comic fanboy should be quick to pick up on.
Much to
Starfire's chagrin, Robin is off to the prom for the sake
of the city he has sworn to protect, and the rest of the team
must hurry to figure out the Kitten and Killer Moth connection
to spare Robin from anything too humiliating.
As Robin
and Kitten continue to tussle over dancing and moonlight kisses
at the prom, which is held aboard a yacht no less, Starfire
has resigned to keeping watch over her man while resisting
the urge to pummel Kitten into oblivion.
Kitten
likes her men like she likes her father, in the palm of her
hand. Hmmm, a little Freudian, eh? How does she accomplish
this with Robin? Simple, she possesses a remote that will
unleash the killer moths upon the city should he refuse her
advances.
Meanwhile
the rest of the team finds themselves deep in the liar of
the Killer Moth, struggling to contain the horde in what can
only be described as a throwback to The Silence of the Lambs.
The real
high points in the episode come from the love triangle between
Starfire, Robin, and the teeth-grating Kitten. From the moment
the terms of the prom date are disclosed at Titan Tower to
the final showdown aboard the yacht, the chemistry here is
priceless.
The romantic
shenanigans reach their peak when Kitten's ex-boyfriend, Fang,
crashes the party. You guessed it, he was the jewel thief
in the opening chase, and it appears that he turned to crime
in an attempt to shower Kitten with jewels as a form of apology.
Although
I'm not sure that I entirely buy Starfire's attraction to
Robin, I understand Kitten's reasoning in pursuing him. Starfire
is a good foot taller than Robin and this doesn't sit with
me. Most women I've dated prefer men who are taller than them,
or at least that's the reason the taller ones give me upon
rejection. So, what does she see in him? Is it his moody brooding?
Is it the cool Kaneda-replica bike? Perhaps it's her alien
preferences, or maybe I'm just jealous.
Of course
the love quadrangle plays out exactly as you would expect
it to, but let's face it, the plot was never touted as the
strong point here.
One thing
that continues to excite me about the animated Titans is the
crafty use of word play (Get it? Nudge, nudge. Kitten wants
Robin!), film, comic, and anime references, and the sarcastic
tone the series takes towards the ridiculousness of teenage
miasma.
The sheer
fact that a run of the mill super-villain threat is truncated
into a high school revenge drama is amusing to me, and the
politics of teen hood wrapped up in a light hearted in-joke
is far more appealing than a generic villain vs. hero rehashing.
Sure,
this isn't the Titans I grew up reading in the eighties. Yes,
I wish Kid Flash had been included in the line up. True, there
is room for the series to improve, but the overall layout,
style, and humor alone is enough to keep me tuning in.
P.S. A
note to all the would-be Changeling detractors, I submit for
your consideration his method of dispatching members of the
moth frenzy by turning into a mosquito sized bug, attaching
to the back of a giant moth, and quickly changing into an
elephant to squash them onto the pavement. Nope, this isn't
your Doom Patrol's Beast Boy.
Next
Week:
Starfire is undergoing
a crazy transformation in what looks to be the Titan's
take on the "puberty" episode. Are scales and claws
going to make the Titans reject Starfire? I had no idea she
was so vain! Stay tuned!
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