| Teen 
                  Titans Date With Destiny
 original airdate: 02-14-04
 
				   
                   Being 
                    a super-villain must be trying. They spend their time plotting 
                    to overthrow society, gain power and wealth, and struggle 
                    to outwit their superhero archrivals all in a days work.
 What's 
                    more daunting than the trials of super-villainy? Why, being 
                    the super-villain father of a high school drama queen who 
                    has been dumped by her steady a mere days before the junior 
                    prom, of course! Gasp!  Thus is 
                    the burden of poor Killer Moth, a mediocre villain who wants 
                    to rule the city yet must yield to his fatherly duties of 
                    consoling his heartbroken daughter, Kitten. Little does he 
                    know his plan to take over town is about to be revised. Kitten 
                    wants her ex-boy toy to pay for her humiliation, and what 
                    better way to do that? Why sheer jealousy of course! And no 
                    teenage boy could be more jealous of Robin: the Boy Wonder, 
                    leader of the Teen Titans, and ward of the master of gloom 
                    and fanboy intrigue, BATMAN.  Robin 
                    is in a bit of a slump as it is. After an opening chase with 
                    a jewelry burglar that can be best described as a cross between 
                    a spider and a man, Robin finds his luck running thin. Despite 
                    his "Akira" inspired motorcycle, Robin proves he 
                    is no Kaneda and lets our Spidey-Villain get away after being 
                    paralyzed by his venom blasts. Once again, the team is temporarily 
                    without their leader. If only the Dark Knight could see him 
                    now.  As always, 
                    Starfire is there to comfort her beau, taking him back to 
                    the Tower for some Tamaranian acupressure and TLC while the 
                    rest of the team continues to pursue the jewel thief. This 
                    is where Killer Moth's plan comes into play.  Originality 
                    appears to be lost on Killer Moth. He controls a horde of, 
                    ahem, mutant killer moths and plans to use them to crush the 
                    Titans and take over the city. This doesn't really smack of 
                    creativity, and it's Kitten that adds the interesting twist 
                    to her father's scheme.  Kitten 
                    insists that her father include her need for a prom date in 
                    his list of demands for the Titans, and she wants Robin to 
                    oblige. One moment worth mentioning is Starfire's rant once 
                    she learns that Kitten's request is not a duel, as she first 
                    mistook it to be. Her screams reshape Robin's hairdo into 
                    a style that any comic fanboy should be quick to pick up on. Much to 
                    Starfire's chagrin, Robin is off to the prom for the sake 
                    of the city he has sworn to protect, and the rest of the team 
                    must hurry to figure out the Kitten and Killer Moth connection 
                    to spare Robin from anything too humiliating. As Robin 
                    and Kitten continue to tussle over dancing and moonlight kisses 
                    at the prom, which is held aboard a yacht no less, Starfire 
                    has resigned to keeping watch over her man while resisting 
                    the urge to pummel Kitten into oblivion.  Kitten 
                    likes her men like she likes her father, in the palm of her 
                    hand. Hmmm, a little Freudian, eh? How does she accomplish 
                    this with Robin? Simple, she possesses a remote that will 
                    unleash the killer moths upon the city should he refuse her 
                    advances. Meanwhile 
                    the rest of the team finds themselves deep in the liar of 
                    the Killer Moth, struggling to contain the horde in what can 
                    only be described as a throwback to The Silence of the Lambs. The real 
                    high points in the episode come from the love triangle between 
                    Starfire, Robin, and the teeth-grating Kitten. From the moment 
                    the terms of the prom date are disclosed at Titan Tower to 
                    the final showdown aboard the yacht, the chemistry here is 
                    priceless. The romantic 
                    shenanigans reach their peak when Kitten's ex-boyfriend, Fang, 
                    crashes the party. You guessed it, he was the jewel thief 
                    in the opening chase, and it appears that he turned to crime 
                    in an attempt to shower Kitten with jewels as a form of apology. Although 
                    I'm not sure that I entirely buy Starfire's attraction to 
                    Robin, I understand Kitten's reasoning in pursuing him. Starfire 
                    is a good foot taller than Robin and this doesn't sit with 
                    me. Most women I've dated prefer men who are taller than them, 
                    or at least that's the reason the taller ones give me upon 
                    rejection. So, what does she see in him? Is it his moody brooding? 
                    Is it the cool Kaneda-replica bike? Perhaps it's her alien 
                    preferences, or maybe I'm just jealous. Of course 
                    the love quadrangle plays out exactly as you would expect 
                    it to, but let's face it, the plot was never touted as the 
                    strong point here.  One thing 
                    that continues to excite me about the animated Titans is the 
                    crafty use of word play (Get it? Nudge, nudge. Kitten wants 
                    Robin!), film, comic, and anime references, and the sarcastic 
                    tone the series takes towards the ridiculousness of teenage 
                    miasma. The sheer 
                    fact that a run of the mill super-villain threat is truncated 
                    into a high school revenge drama is amusing to me, and the 
                    politics of teen hood wrapped up in a light hearted in-joke 
                    is far more appealing than a generic villain vs. hero rehashing. 
                     Sure, 
                    this isn't the Titans I grew up reading in the eighties. Yes, 
                    I wish Kid Flash had been included in the line up. True, there 
                    is room for the series to improve, but the overall layout, 
                    style, and humor alone is enough to keep me tuning in. P.S. A 
                    note to all the would-be Changeling detractors, I submit for 
                    your consideration his method of dispatching members of the 
                    moth frenzy by turning into a mosquito sized bug, attaching 
                    to the back of a giant moth, and quickly changing into an 
                    elephant to squash them onto the pavement. Nope, this isn't 
                    your Doom Patrol's Beast Boy. Next 
                    Week:Starfire is undergoing 
                    a crazy transformation in what looks to be the Titan's 
                    take on the "puberty" episode. Are scales and claws 
                    going to make the Titans reject Starfire? I had no idea she 
                    was so vain! Stay tuned!
 
  
                    
                    
                    
                    
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