Smallville
Crisis
original airdate: 03-03-04
So the
season, and indeed the show as a whole, is finally picking
up, which I can only take as a good sign for fanboys. Certainly
they had very few other places to go but up, after showings
like "Relic"
(enjoy it again next week!) and "Asylum,"
but the ratings have by no means been suffering for it, and
therefore I would suppose the only reason for the recent lack
of outright suckage is to finally throw our contingent a bone
with some meat still on.
I wonder,
though, where the remaining chunk of this season will go,
and whether or not there is enough meat and momentum to get
through the end of May sweeps without backsliding too much.
Adam is,
at least on the surface, dead again; so much for that having
a lasting impression. After Lex expressed an interest in running
his father's miraculous, lucrative research lab, Lionel threw
a fit and closed it down. When Adam can no longer get the
injections that were keeping him alive, he returns to Smallville
with destruction in his wake.
The $25,000
question: Did Adam in fact cause the destruction at
the lab, killing the technicians and Dr. Tang, which is subsequently
blamed on Lex? Or was that Lionel, covering his tracks? No
evidence to support the latter, but the former seems a bit
too convenient.
Adam's
target for the evening is Lana, his former landlady at the
Talon, and his intentions are to locate the few precious vials
of the serum he had left behind when he vanished.
Of course,
that simple story is muddied with some glowy-green time anomaly
in which Clark receives Lana's panicked phone call for help
from the future.
Well,
actually, I'm not so sure it's meteoric in nature, but my
brain is now conditioned to equate green-hued special effects
with kryptonite, so my best guess is yes. Is that intentional,
now in the third season, that green is shorthand for this
continuity's version of "paranormal?" Or am I reading
into it too much?
As is
now fairly common for this show, it's completely absurd but
done well within its constraints; mostly my problem is that
it's increasingly formulaic. Something improbable happens
(usually to Lana), Clark and Chloe demonstrate some investigative
skillz, Clark uses his superpowers in as inconspicuous a way
as possible, Chloe jumps to the Wall of Weird, Clark backs
her up, Pete fetches and carries as needed, Lana is saved.
To be
fair, a lot of episodic TV falls into this trap, including
shows I've liked. Formulas aren't definitively bad; they exist
for a reason, and not just to pacify lazy viewers. It's not
a huge problem, and it's a vastly preferable gripe to repetitive
krypto-freaks or neverending moues of young luuuuuuuuv done
wrong.
Lex, accused
of the lab's destruction, is in trouble with the police until
he goes over their heads to the FBI, offering to give up the
goods on his father in exchange for saving his own pretty
skin.
Then,
in a twist so subtle I damn near missed it because I never
expect to need to watch beneath the surface, Lionel reveals
the reason for all this extensive research. He is dying, of
a rare liver disease, tying in nicely with something I ultimately
decided not to mention last week.
From my
notes: Still not sure how the liver disease played into
it, since it was mentioned enough to notice; are the victims
created in some way by LuthorCorp before being given the serum,
or are they just cherry-picking these patients from existing
records?
Which
is nice, but frankly, a bit deeper than I think we really
needed. He has been pretty well established as just plain
old ordinary evil, and this kind of pathos is not really what
I'm looking for in my villains. I'm sure I'll end up digging
the parallels with both Lex and Clark dealing with their father's
respective illnesses, because I always do, but I can't say
for sure that I wouldn't rather have an ordinary evil mastermind
scheme behind this miraculous krypto-serum.
He recruits
another doctor and throws money at him to get his serum up
and running again; it's a shame everyone has forgotten about
Dr.
Hamilton or Cadmus Labs, because this sure would be a
great place to see them again.
But at
last, the $100,000 question and my primary reason to stay
tuned after six weeks of "viewer's choice" reruns: What will
Lionel Luthor do? For the first time in the entire series,
he looks lost, uncertain, scared. And, as my notes put it:
"oh. Because he's got a gun. And he's NONO NON O NONO NO
NO NO NO NON ONO NO NONON ONONONONON ON ON ON ONO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See you
in April, Lionel.
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