The
Buffy Awards!
Over the last seven years, Buffy:
The Vampire Slayer has taken fans on an adventure that
is sure to inspire movies, television, magazines, comics,
books, web pages, clubs, cults, and conventions for decades
to come. It succeeded where shows like the X-Files
failed by maintaining its quality from start to finish.
It is the Dark Shadows and Twilight Zone of
my generation.
With such a monumental show coming
to an end, we felt it necessary to mark the occasion by
honoring some of our favorite and least favorite moments
over the last seven seasons. Derek and I came up with the
concept of an award presentation called The Andrews, in
honor of Andrew, the biggest fanboy on Buffy.
A variety of categories and nominees
were suggested by the fanboyplanet.com staff. The final
winners were chosen by me, because it's my column and there
is not much they can do to stop me. Much like any other
awards show, everyone is free to disagree with me and pick
a fight with me in the forums if necessary.
And that's my opening monologue. Now,
on with the show!
Best Season Villain
A hero is nothing without a powerful and evil villain to
thwart. But evil does not a great villain make. They must
also entertain us, shock us and in the end, fill us with
such hated that we long to see them perish at our hero(ine)'s
hands. No Buffy villain did this better than Mayor
Richard Wilkins III (Harry Groener, Season 3.)
Runner up: Glory (Clare Kramer, Season 5.) Glory was the
only character to try and take over the world and look stunning
in heels while doing it.
Favorite Member of the Scooby Gang
He has no powers. He can't keep a girlfriend! He has no
left eye. He's Xander! Willow is quirky and Giles is dashing
but when the team needed real heart and soul or just a good
laugh, Xander was the man.
Runner up: Anya. She didn't have the same warmth Xander
did, but she made me laugh just as hard.
Best Dressed
No one looked better on the show than Buffy and I'm sure
that was no accident.
Runner up: Glory. Mmm…Glory.
Worst Dressed
Adam (season 4's laughable Big Bad). I could do an entire
"Worst of" awards show but I'm sure that Adam would win
most of them. Nice concept for a villain but it just never
quite got there. Clearly the writers knew this as he's the
only Big Bad to die in the episode before the season finale.
Runner up: Spike. Black pants, black shoes, black jacket,
black tee shirt, red and white collared shirts. I understand
Spike's a vampire, but Mr. Trick proved you can still look
cool while undead.
Most Emotional Episode
Derek said it best when he called The Body (season
5, episode 16) the most emotionally draining episode of
television ever. Joyce's death came as a shock to all of
us and watching Buffy deal with the news and break the news
to Dawn was just heart wrenching. No one has an easy time
dealing with the loss of a parent and for Joyce to die in
such a normal way, fans couldn't help but acknowledge that
there are horrors in real life far beyond demons and devils.
Runner up: Chosen (series finale)
Emotional for an entirely different set of reasons. We were
happy about the episode, sad for Spike and Anya, happy for
Buffy about her new world of possibilities, sad because
our beloved show had reached an end and thrilled because
it kicked ass.
Best Death
Joyce wins. No contest. It was completely unexpected and
totally real. They didn't even score the episode because
when people die, they don't do it to a John Williams soundtrack.
Runner up: Buffy's sacrifice at the end of season 5 was
perfectly written and made perfect sense, story and character
wise. The show could have ended there and the world would
have still been a pretty okay place.
Best Written Episode
Hush was the only Buffy episode nominated for an
Emmy and it was well deserved. Giving the Best Written Episode
award to the one episode without dialogue seems ironic but
telling a story without words is no easy task.
Runner up: Conversations
with Dead People Our characters are visited by the ghosts
of Slayings past. Dawn talks with her Mother, Buffy gets
analyzed by an old undead classmate and Willow shares a
moment with The First. An excellent episode that gave us
real insight into the characters.
Best Couple
Spike and Buffy? Tara and Willow? Anya and Xander? They
all had their moments but Buffy was built on the
romance between Buffy and Angel. You never fall as hard
as you do for your first.
Runner up: Andrew & Warren. It reminds me of my first man
to man crush (tears welling.) Let's move along…
Best Running Plot Thread Across
Multiple Seasons
One of the first things that hooked me about Buffy
was its episodic nature. The happenings in one episode directly
impacted the next. Along with that we got to see characters
progress along the way. My favorite running plotline involved
Jonathan (Danny Strong.) He was just another face in the
background of the Buffy pilot but by season 7, Jonathan
had been the major focus of two early Buffy episodes (Earshot
& Superstar) and a member of the Legion of Dorks (season
6 Mini Bads.)
Runner up: In the second episode of Buffy, Amy Madison appears
as a young girl trying to make the Sunnydale High Cheerleading
team. Her Mother is using witchcraft to give Amy an edge
over the other girls. Amy returns in Bewitched, Bothered
and Bewildered (season 2, episode 16) this time using
her own witch crafty powers. Amy eventually ends up transformed
into a rat which Willow adopts as a pet. Flash forward 4
season when Willow suddenly one day realizes she can undo
the transformation spell and release Amy. That kind of attention
to continuity makes me weep with joy. It rewards long time
viewers that pay attention and enriches the Buffy lore.
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Best Writer That Isn't
Joss Whedon
A Best Writer award would automatically go to Joss, without
question, but a runner up is a more difficult task. However,
the winner is…Jane Espenson. Jane was partially or fully
responsible for writing the episodes Band Candy, Conversations
with Dead People, Superstar, Doomed, Checkpoint, Flooded,
Life Serial, Doublemeat Palace, Same Time, Same Place, Storyteller,
First Date, Triangle, After Life, I Was Made to Love You,
Intervention, A New Man, Pangs, The Replacement, The Harsh
Light of Day, Earshot, Sleeper and End of Days. Hey,
both of the really cool Danny Strong episodes! I think someone
has a crush on Jonathan and I don't mean Andrew.
Runner Up: Marti Noxon and Douglas Petrie. The amount of
writing talent on Buffy is simply amazing. Joss couldn't
have done it without them.
Best Season Finale
The Gift (season 5.) Buffy sacrifices her life to save the
world and her sister in the ultimate act of heroism. Xander
proposes to Anya and Spike shows his first signs of bravery.
Everyone shines in this episode but it has my favorite all
time Giles moment. He knows that Ben has to die in order
to prevent the return of Glory but that Buffy can't commit
murder. "She's a hero, you see. She's not like us," he says
grimly as he suffocates the helpless and broken Ben.
Runner up: Graduation 1 &
2 (season 3.) The Mayor has turned into a giant snake thing!
The principal gets eaten! Angel and Buffy say brooding goodbyes!
The graduating class is armed and Sunnydale H.S. goes ka-plooey!
Good stuff, Maynard.
Best Murder
Again, Giles firmly placing his hand over Ben's nose and
mouth gave a whole new depth to his character. It was a
darker side that only hinted at the possibilities of his
previous life as Ripper. I still say a small prayer that
the Ripper spin off will see the light of day. Runner
up: Warren kills Tara. Not so much a murder as an accident,
since he was aiming for Buffy. Shocking and enjoyable (um,
I mean dramatically) nonetheless. The Willow/Tara relationship
started to get on my nerves during their duet in Once
More With Feeling. It needed a shake up and death is
about the biggest shake up you could have.
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Best Running Joke
Anya hates bunnies. The writers always timed Anya's unusual
fear of bunnies perfectly, from having her dress as one
for Halloween to it being the inspiration for her final
battle in the series finale. Well played. And in that Halloween
outfit, she may have been the sexiest bunny since Bugs disguised
himself as Carmen Miranda. Not that I've fixated on that
or anything…
Runner up: Xander dates demons.
Joke or satire? You decide.
Best Secondary Villain
Legion of Dorks (Warren, Andrew and Jonathan). They were
the Big Bad for season 6 for most of the episodes, but turned
out to just be a device to turn Willow evil. But as devices
go, they rocked. There were lots of fun bad guy of the week
villains, but the L.o.D. were the first ones that I really
identified with. They weren't really bad guys. They just
made poor choices and had a few bad rolls of the 20-sided
dice. Their banter was so funny that you almost found yourself
cheering for them. And they taught me a valuable lesson
about displaying limited edition Boba Fett action figures.
Runner up: The Gentlemen from
Hush(season 4, episode 10). They were speechless
that they did not win.
Biggest Wasted Potential
Legendary actor Joel Grey appears in three season 5 episodes,
The Gift, Weight of the World and Forever
and he's given nothing to do but grin and look mysterious.
Granted, that's pretty much how he won the Oscar for Cabaret,,
but it's still a complete waste of his talent.
Most Enjoyable Switch From
Good to Evil or Evil to Good
Willow turning evil after Tara dying was good, but the fruition
of the gypsy curse that removed Angel's soul after knowing
a true moment of happiness was the best. It continues to
define his character to this day. On a side note, it also
proves that Freddie Prinze, Jr. had no soul to lose.
Runner up: Spike's gradual
turn to good, but only after being really pissed about it
first.
Best Fight Scene
Faith vs. Buffy in Graduation part one (season 3,
episode 21). Almost every episode of the show had someone
slugging it out with someone else, but Faith and Buffy kicked
the most ass in their final battle. "You did it. You killed
me."
Runner up: Giles vs. Willow
in Grave (season 6, season finale.) Willow: "I get
it now. The Slayer thing really isn't about the violence.
It's about the power and there's no one in the world with
the power to stop me now."
Giles: "I'd like to test that
theory."
Giles returned just in time
to save Buffy and Anya from an evil Willow. He also got
to show why you don't mess with a guy nicknamed "Ripper."
Most Annoying Unresolved
Plot Thread
When BtVS moved from WB to UPN, we thought the era of the
Buffy/Angel crossovers was gone and we were right. It makes
it all that more frustrating when the writers plant a crossover
indicator and never explain it. That's exactly what happened
in Flooded (season 6, episode 4.) At the very end,
Buffy gets a phone call, hangs up and says Angel needs her.
A similar thing happens on Angel but neither provide an
explanation for what happened the following episode. I guess
we will have to wait for a TV movie or novel to fill us
in.
Best Pop Culture Reference
Andrew painting the Death Star on the side of their surveillance
van (and the L.o.D. arguing over its accuracy). Andrew and
the other dorks had all the best geeky pop culture references.
*snort* (pushing glasses up nose.)
Most Evolved Character
The characters in a long running series should evolve. For
the most part, Buffy, Giles and Xander remain unchanged.
Older and wiser perhaps, but they are still very similar
to their initial characterizations. Willow and Faith have
changed a great deal but Spike had the biggest evolution.
He started as an evil Billy Idol wannabe vampire, fell in
love, got his soul, learned about true love and then sacrificed
his life. Even the flashbacks to his pre-vampire life showed
how far his character has come.
Runner up: Anya. Maybe Demons
just have the advantage in the character evolution department
because they live so much longer.
Most Shocking Moment!
Buffy finds her mother dead.
Commercials and previews ruin a lot of surprises in a TV
show, but this is not something we saw coming. Death is
random, sudden and out of the blue in real life.
Runner up: Warren shoots Buffy
and kills Tara. You may have seen this one coming if you
knew that Amber Benson's contract was running out and they
needed a way to turn Willow to the dark side. Plus, Warren
was holding that gun all wrong.
And now, the moment you've
all been waiting for. Drum roll please…(drum roll.)
Favorite Episode
I'd be willing to bet that if you asked the average Buffy
fan what their favorite episode was, they would name one
of the following: Once More with Feeling, Hush, The Wish
or The Body. All of those are fantastic and worthy
of the lofty title Best Episode. However this is the category
of Favorite Episode and for my money, the winner is Lovers'
Walk (season 3, episode 8.)
Before you run to your Buffy
episode guide, let me just tell you what happened. Spike,
having been dumped by Drusilla, returns to Sunnydale in
a drunken stupor. Angel and Buffy have sworn off their love
for each other and promise to just be friends. Xander and
Willow recently shared a kiss and let each other know about
their feelings for the other despite the fact that they
are in relationships with Oz and Cordelia. Joyce finds out
that Buffy did exceptionally well on her SATs and wants
Buffy to start planning for college.
Eventually Spike kidnaps Willow
and asks her to perform a love spell on Drusilla. Xander
finds Willow and as they share a kiss, the second rescue
team led by Oz and Cordelia arrives. Uh-oh.
Spike, Buffy and Angel have
a brawl with a pack of vampires during all this and they
all learn a thing or two. Cordelia falls in the abandoned
factory and gets cold lead through the belly. They tease
us for a moment by making us believe that she died. Angel
and Buffy learn from Spike they will never truly be friends.
While not a monumentally memorable
episode like Hush or Once More With Feeling, Lovers'
Walk has all the elements that made me love Buffy.
It's a great story that plays with the characters we love.
All of the relationships are advanced rather than sitting
idle. It has ramifications that are seen for seasons. The
battles are all cool and the humor is damn funny.
Season 3 became the measuring
stick for the rest of Buffy because it was so good. Lovers'
Walk is a prime example of all the things the show did
well and why Buffy The Vampire Slayer will be terribly
missed by fans.
Granted, there will still
be comics and novels and conventions, but it's just not
the same.
Until the Angel awards…I'm
Michael Goodson.
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