COM-SHUK
freely adapted from The B-52s, with fewer apologies than are necessary.

If you see a faded entry in the back of a tome
that says one little potion to the…
COM-SHUK!
Com-Shuk yeah.

I’m headin’ to a demon brothel,
lookin’ for the love getaway.
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway…

I got me a Groo,
he's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down To the Com-Shuk!

I got me a hotel,
it sleeps about 20,
So hurry up
and bring your Groosalug honey.

The Com-Shuk is a little old rite
where we can get together...

Com-Shuk baby,
Com-Shuk bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at,
Groo love baby, that's where it's at.

Sign says.. Woo... stay away Angel,
'cause Groo rules at the Com-Shuk!

Well it goes way back to the middle of Pylea,
Just a funky Com-Shuk and Angel’s gonna wear black.
Potion from the brothel…
Potion in Angel’s pocket…
Potion in the sewers…
Potion on vacation…

Com-Shuk is a little old rite
where we can get together.
Com-Shuk baby!
Com-Shuk,
that's where it's at!

Huggin' and a kissin',
dancin' and a lovin',
wearin' Angel fashion,
‘Cause o' Cordy’s misguided passion.

The whole Shok shimmies!
The whole Shok shimmies
when Groo-n-Cordy's Movin'
around and around and around!
Groo-n-Cordy's movin',
Groo-n-Cordy's groovin' baby!

Angel linin' up outside feeling real down,
Groo-n-Cordy's movin',
Groo-n-Cordy's groovin' baby
Funky little Shok!
Funky little Shok!
Hop on my Groo,
he's as big as a whale and he’s about to get tail!

I got me a hotel,
it sleeps about 20,
So come on
and bring your Groosalug honey.

Bang bang bang on the Groo Cordy!
Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the Groo Cordy!
I can't hear you.
Bang bang! On the Groo Cordy.
Bang bang! On the Groo.
Bang bang! On the Groo, baby.
Bang bang! Your what?

... Vis-ions, busted!

Com-Shuk, baby Com-Shuk!
Love baby, that's where it's at.
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin'
at the Com-Shuk.

Once again, please let Chris know what you think. And then he'll let us know. And then we'll all know. And if you haven't read the official review of the episode that inspired this, go here.

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