Angel
Tomorrow
Episode Air Date 05/20/02
First of all, don't
assume that the villain of this episode is Stephen, a resurrected Holtz,
Wolfram & Hart, or even some new demon nasty. In fact, the real
evil of this episode, if not the entire season, has been hiding in plain
sight all along.
That's right, the
big bad is none other than the WB. Their weak promotion of Angel has
only added fuel to the fire stirred by fan board conspiracy theorists
suggesting that WB executives are enacting gradual revenge against Mr.
Whedon for defecting to UPN with flagship Buffy (even this reviewer,
a skeptic on par with James Randi, does have to wonder why the only
show ever in the last year to have audio problems repeatedly on his
otherwise pristine digital cable feed was Angel).
Case in point: This
episode is merely "an all new Angel," whereas Gilmore
Girls and Smallville receive special attention as season
finales. If liberal Congressmen are looking for a way to compensate
displaced steel workers, perhaps they should forego health insurance
and consider job placement on the WB marketing team.
Network management
aside, the episode delivers, despite some plot lapses big enough to
house a racquetball match between the Loa (a.k.a. "the talking
Hamurger God" for those who don't pay much attention) and Skip.
Perhap what keeps
the episode from flying apart is a more grounded Cordelia (well, at
least figuratively). For the first time since her vacation, her wisecracks
and sensibilities are finally in tune with the character development
beloved by fans. Although one can't help but wonder how Cordy and Groo
managed to spend any time together in Mexico, the writers handle the
meltdown of their relationship well.
On the upside, Groo
now has the opportunity to move to a new show. Consider:
Groo Carey.
Then again, even the supernatural can't save this comedy from the natural
life cycle or the ABC curse.
The Bob Groohart
Show. A demon running a Vermont inn complete with a three headed
Daryl demon.
Mr. McGroo.
The animated antics of a near-sighted, but kind-hearted demon.
Other possible
cartoon remakes include Scooby Groo, The Groo-vy Ghoulies,
and Groober and the Ghost Chasers (kids, go ask someone over
30 about these last two).
No jokes about
Lorne moving to a new show. That would be true horror.
Another relationship
the writers effectively move forward is Lilah and Wes. Everyone knows
they'll end up in bed. Yet their scenes still crackle with energy.
Lilah may be leading in the looks and wit department, but Justine's
actions put her way ahead in the evil bitch category. By comparison,
she makes Lilah look as threatening as a Tupperware party hostess.
Unfortunately, the
most important relationship, the one between Angel and Connor (a.k.a.
Stephen), does not work. It is difficult to believe that, given his
past suffering and general bad luck, Angel would be so quick to buy
into Holtz' plan. Not to mention Angel somehow missing the "I've
just auditioned for the role of Damien in The Omen remake"
look on his son's face. Of course, the stupidity must be hereditary
for Connor to remain completely blind to the obvious fact that Angel
is not a bad guy.
Far worse are
several serious plot problems. unless you were perhaps lucky enough
to heed the one-time advice of top Newsweek movie reviewer David Ansen
for a certain action blockbuster: "Put your brain in park and
enjoy the ride."
First, why would
Linwood and Gavin stage such a pathetic operation? And if they had
been following Angel and Connor to plan such an attack, they would
have know that Connor was a formidable opponent.
Second, how could
Connor and Justine arrange for boat, steel crate, and equipment so
quickly? Connor is also a quick study with the power tools. Like most
Hell dimensions, Quartoth must have a good shop class. (Though the
shop teacher is no creepier than any one Earth.)
Finally, has Cordelia
really been all that tempted by her powers? When exactly? She hasn't
been around enough. If it's that easy to become a "high being,"
everyone would be doing it. "Powers-That-Beism" would give
Scientology a real run for it's money.
Still, it's easy
to overlook these lapses, especially when fan pleasing Skip shows
up (door knocker chin and all) . The "frozen" freeway effect
is well done, but the little glowing lights during Cordelia's ascension
are way too cliched.
What's not trite
is Connors creepy plan for Angel. Of course, fans will have to wait
all summer to see what happens. In the meantime, why not try a book?
And if you happen to like the suspense of someone trapped in a sunken
crate, you 'd do well to try Glen David Gold's exceptional Carter
Beats the Devil which has that and a whole lot more.
Chris
Crotty