Okay,
so I was wrong about that whole Desperate Housewives
thing. How was I supposed to know that millions of Americans
would find the lives of four bitchy, middle class white
women who have too much time on their hands and apparently
no real jobs all that exciting? Now that I think about it,
forget I asked that. This is a country where we broadcast
shows like Who’s Your Daddy?, so I guess
there is no limit to how low standards for entertainment
can go.
However,
a new year has brought us a new season of our favorite spy-drama
on a brand-new night. Moving Alias to Wednesdays
at 9pm after creator J.J. Abrams’ new hit Lost
was a smart move on the part of ABC, whose execs seem to
hope that new viewers will stay tuned to witness the further
adventures of Sydney Bristow.
Of course,
the only problem with that is that Alias has never
been a show that you can just jump right into without having
some knowledge of the show’s mythology. But it seems
that with the start of season four, Abrams and crew are
cleaning house by getting rid of some plotlines, not to
mention characters, and starting fresh. Thankfully, this
was done without jumping ahead two years in the story or
anything weird like that.
That’s
not to say that this new beginning doesn’t have a
few rough patches that it will have to get over, such as
the revelation of what was on the documents that Syd discovered
in the season finale. Much to the dismay of this viewer,
and I’m sure many others, it was revealed that the
document was an authorization for the assassination of SpyMommy,
Irina Derevko, carried out by one Jack Bristow, thus causing
even more friction between father and daughter. Of course,
we later learn that SpyDaddy only did it because Irina had
taken out a contract on Sydney’s life.
Why
she did that? No idea, but I’m guessing that Abrams
and Co. decided that they were never going to get the lovely
Ms. Olin to return to the series, so they killed off her
character so they wouldn’t have to have lame scenes
where Jack contacts her over Instant Messenger like they
did last season.
While
this twist does have a certain element of suckiness about
it, it allows Nadia to have some purpose on the show (she’s
sworn revenge against the person that killed the mother
she never met!) and I’m sure that Sydney will be tormented
about why her mother would want her dead for a good long
while. And, though this is little consolation to those that
loved the character, no one’s ever really dead on
a show like this. There are always ways that they can come
back, even if they are convoluted and make no sense logically.
So, let that keep you warm at night as you mourn this loss.
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The two-hour
premiere, of course, dealt with more than just the loss
of mommy dearest. In a clever move by Abrams, all the main
characters (except Weiss) have been removed from their regular
jobs at the CIA and placed in a special Black Ops program
run by everyone’s favorite guy, Sloane. Of course,
guest star Angela Bassett as Director Chase didn’t
mention this to any of them before they agreed to sign up,
but low and behold, like in seasons one and two everyone’s
working for Sloane and the focus is back to the investigation
of the week with the big question being, what outfit will
they put Sydney in this Wednesday?
And really, there
isn’t anything wrong with that. The fun, action movie,
outlandish feeling of the show was a major part of its appeal
in the beginning and that got lost last year amidst all
of the Rambaldi lore and the Covenant crap. Abrams seems
to have realized this and it shows in this episode. Rambaldi
was, thank the gods above, mentioned only once, and they
even paid homage to the costume of the week joke by flashing
images of Ms. Garner in previous funky fashions during the
opening credits.
Like
I said before, this retooling doesn’t mean that everything
is going to be all fun and games. Even with the wifey gone,
Vaughn and Sydney are still not the Ben and Jen that they
once were. There’s no sense of fulfillment now that
they are finally together again, only a feeling of: where
did the spark go? Could the off-screen termination of a
certain relationship have had an effect on the on-screen
duo’s chemistry? This is probably not the case. It’s
just merely time for there to be other people in these characters’
lives, and I know that SpyGirl/Boyscout fans don’t
want to hear this, but it’s time to move on. There’s
just not much more you can do with these two and still keep
things interesting.
Some praise should
be given to the special effects team and the stunt coordinators
on this episode. For once, the death of a nameless henchman
was not only enjoyable, but it actually looked believable
instead of having that green-screen feeling about it. Also,
the fight scenes on the train were exciting and well done.
For once, our respective protagonists didn’t take
out the bad guys with one well-placed punch. They had to
work for it and Vaughn even exclaimed, “Are you kidding
me?” after hitting his attacker numerous times without
having all that much effect on him.
I could
end this review by complaining about that whole start the
episode in one place then go back 72 hours in time and then
show us the same footage all over again thirty minutes later
thing, but I shall refrain. I am sure that between now and
May the producers will give me the chance to rant about
it again.
For
now, I will simply say that this season seems to be starting
out in the right direction and hope that the writers listen
to their friendly GPS navigation lady and stay on course.