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National
Security
Hank (Steve
Zahn) and his partner are called when an alarm triggers in
a warehouse, and is then cancelled. Hank's partner insists
on still checking it out, and he is right.
Unfortunately
during the robbery at the warehouse, Hank's partner is killed
and Hank cannot do a thing about it. All he has is a description
of the getaway vehicle, and a tattoo.
Earl (Martin
Lawrence) is in the police academy, and not doing so well.
Though he may have the skills to be a police officer, he has
a problem with authority, especially if authority is white.
Naturally, he gets kicked out of Police Academy. There may
not even be a place for him in Police Academy 7.
When Earl
tries to break into his own car, Hank stops him for questioning,
and the situation gets out of hand because of Earl's loudmouth
remarks. Eventually the situation turns ugly, and Hank loses
his job as an LAPD officer thanks to unbelievable racial sensitivity.
(In a wacky turn of events, his trying to keep a bee away
from the allergic Earl gets caught on tape looking like he's
giving Earl a beatdown. Wacky.)
When he
gets out he has no choice but to work as a security guard.
While doing that, he still follows up on the murder of his
partner. Surprisingly (really), Earl also works for the same
security company,and the two stumble onto a plot to steal
the next big breakthrough in science and technology. Now they
are partnered to solve this crime without the police's help
but with their personal issues perfectly intact.
Depending
how much you can tolerate Martin Lawrence's over the top racism
and attitude is how much you will probably tolerate the jokes
in this movie. The jokes are pretty much reduced to racist
remarks. Although they may be funny at times, make sure you
laugh at the right
scenes.
Poor Steve
Zahn. He is probably the best thing that happens in this movie,
playing a frustrated man just getting the short end of the
stick left and right. It's almost like a classic Tom and Jerry
cartoon: you know Jerry is the troublemaker, but you end up
against Tom anyway. No exception here. Zahn's facial expressions
are hilarious to watch, and his attitude of "Why me?"
is well done. Kudos to him for putting up with this nonsense
of a plot.
Tiresomely,
most of the action gets shot in slow motion, and apparently
with blue screen shots. As a result, most of these slow motion
shots you can really tell what's fake, and you have time to
actually see who the stunt double is. But are they impressive?
Action scenes are fillers in this film, plain and simple,
and sometimes take way too long to finish. Just get to the
next funny dialogue, please. Isn't there any?
While
Lawrence plays lightheartedly with the black-white issues,
it comes off as forced and more angry than funny. If the roles
were reversed, this movie would get much harsher reviews from
more PC advocates.
So forget
the fact that Martin Lawrence is a crazy psychopathic racist
in this movie, deservingly getting kicked out of the academy.
And then you have to also forget that this plot is weak and
thin, and finally forget that the only character arc here
for a black man to learn racial tolerance. Then maybe this
movie could have the potential of being much much better.
Maybe..
For all
you comic book fans, this really plays out like Bad Boys
0. Which reminds me that we're going to get number 2 this
summer.
What's
It Worth? $3.50
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