| Troy War is Hades, 
                      but we still love watching it on film. Our enjoyment can 
                      only be increased when that war is chock full of some of 
                      Hollywood's upcoming best and brightest, led by a man who 
                      strides the screen like the demigod he finally plays, Brad 
                      Pitt.
                      You might think 
                      I was leading up to some ironic statement there, but no, 
                      Troy really does deliver most of what it promises. 
                      Writer David Benioff may skimp on the mythic in his re-telling 
                      of The Trojan War, but he lays out plenty of action and 
                      occasionally a surprising amount of depth. Nor is director 
                      Wolfgang Peterson a slouch when it comes to bringing that 
                      action to life. When it comes to depth, he seems to lean 
                      a bit toward melodrama, but never for very long. It's kind 
                      of hard to avoid with all those British accents anyway.
                      Based on the 
                      classic poem by a blind bard known to history as Homer, 
                      Benioff's script sets up the conflicts with a modern eye. 
                      Where Homer dove right into the war, the screenwriter takes 
                      time to bluntly introduce a philosophical musing that forms 
                      the film's heart. What good is living if you are not remembered 
                      afterward? Peterson sets that question against spare landscapes 
                      and gently lapping waves, sort of like a Greek Deep Thoughts. 
                      But don't worry; this won't make your head hurt unless you 
                      let it.
                      Almost immediately 
                      afterward, we see the personality clash between conqueror 
                      King Agamemnon (Brian Cox) and the greatest warrior of the 
                      age, Achilles (Pitt). All the golden boy knows is killing, 
                      and he's incredibly good at it. However, he resents Agamemnon 
                      for pitting armies against each other without taking part 
                      in the battles himself.
                  After being 
                      roused from the aftermath of an Achilles sandwich, he sneers 
                      at the big fat Greek monarch, "Imagine if a King did his 
                      own fighting." It would be easy to give the sentiment modern 
                      resonance, but Troy is too smart to give answers 
                      that simple. Achilles may fumblingly wish for peace, but 
                      he also wants the immortality that being a warrior will 
                      give him - he intends to be remembered for thousands of 
                      years.
                      In another part 
                      of Greece, Trojan envoys cause trouble when Paris (Orlando 
                      Bloom) falls in love with another king's wife, Helen (Diane 
                      Kruger). Paris' brother Hector (Eric Bana) knows kidnapping 
                      the beauty, however willingly, makes war inevitable, and 
                      family loyalty conflicts with his duty to his city-state.
                      War is 
                      inevitable, because Troy is the last city standing in Agamemnon's 
                      way toward a completely unified Greece. Any excuse he can 
                      find, be it stolen bride or Walls of Mass Construction, 
                      will drive him toward battle. If, of course, Achilles can 
                      be convinced to join him.
                      And so begins 
                      a siege that in literature lasted ten years, but the film 
                      condenses to much less than that. Yet the cleverness of 
                      Benioff's script allows you to see how fact could easily 
                      have passed into larger legend, especially in the figure 
                      of Achilles. Gods never make an appearance, but their absence 
                      does not quite make the mere mortals look dumb for believing 
                      in them. Even the fabled Trojan Horse gets clever foreshadowing, 
                      and when it finally appears, what could have been ridiculous 
                      only makes our hearts sink in our mouths.
                      Though Agamemnon 
                      is naked in his ambition, almost everyone else is painted 
                      with greater shades. Odysseus (Sean Bean) believes a unified 
                      Greece outweighs the price of it being under a boor like 
                      Agamemnon. The King of Troy, Priam (Peter O'Toole) loves 
                      his country, and knows his son Paris to be a fool, but accepts 
                      Helen anyway, though it means the destruction of everything. 
                      As for the brothers Hector and Paris, theirs is a relationship 
                      fraught with tragedy, but played out beautifully and believably. 
                      (Finally, American audiences will understand why directors 
                      keep casting Bana - this is his most nuanced role since 
                      Chopper.)
                  
           
                        |  |   The struggle 
                      goes on between glory and survival throughout the film, 
                      and purists may be a bit upset. So might Bloom's fans be, 
                      because Paris is pretty much an ineffectual pretty boy. 
                      It's a canny use of an actor's rapidly ascendant reputation, 
                      even more jarring that in the film, Helen is supportive 
                      of what almost every other character would consider cowardice. 
                      She launches a thousand ships; he dies a thousand deaths.
                      Troy 
                      has some of the sensibilities of an old-fashioned epic, 
                      though it does revolve around Achilles. Pitt carves a new 
                      niche as a thinking man's action hero. Impossibly chiseled 
                      and handsome, his performance borders on stylization, but 
                      effectively. Even the way he moves serves as a plot point. 
                      Achilles may not be the largest man on the battlefield (damn 
                      Pitt and his perfect proportions), but Peterson believably 
                      frames him as the most dangerous. Only Hector has a shot 
                      at beating Achilles, and even then only if he hulks out.
                      Entertaining 
                      and often absorbing, Troy does still suffer from 
                      some of its director's weaknesses. A few inexplicable slow 
                      motion moments work their way in. Like The Perfect Storm, 
                      the film also feels just a bit too long, though it's hard 
                      to pinpoint exactly why.
                      Don't 
                      let that stop you, because it's still a good action film 
                      with a brain.
                     Rating: 
                        Obsessive 
                      Fanboy Note: Greek Warrior Ajax is a rare speaking 
                      role for Tyler Mane, the guy who played Sabretooth in X-Men 
                     Also, for another more naturalistic take 
                      on the history of The Trojan War, check out Eric Shanower's 
                      comic series Age 
                      of Bronze. 
                      
                       
                    
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