| Speed 
                    Racer Engines 
                      race. Cool metal flashes past. In the trunk, hoping you 
                      don't notice until it's too late, a kid and a monkey scheme 
                      for more candy. Everything you could want in a Speed 
                      Racer movie is here, and then some. Dig deep enough, 
                      and there's even a message about passion transforming a 
                      hobby into art, and not letting corporations control such 
                      love. Your memory might have faded in its colors, but the 
                      Wachowski Brothers have brought it screaming back to vivid 
                      life, overstuffing and oversaturating the screen.
                      That's 
                      not necessarily a bad thing. Speed Racer looks and 
                      feels like an anime brought to life, wild and gleefully 
                      illogical at a whim. Yet the filmmakers also try to pack 
                      a little too much into this one shot, creating a children's 
                      movie - yes, it's aimed at kids - that's admittedly about 
                      twenty minutes too long for its target audience.
                      They seem to 
                      know it, too. At various points in the film, the Wachowskis 
                      interrupt the exposition, nudging and apologizing to the 
                      kids that the fun has to be broken up by the spine of a 
                      story. Or maybe it's the other way around, as Speed (Emile 
                      Hirsch) gets caught up in a plot involving fixed races in 
                      order to control stock prices. You read that right. Not 
                      stock cars, stock prices.
                      That's a level 
                      of plotting the cartoon never bothered to have, though it's 
                      a logical conclusion to reach. In the world of Speed 
                      Racer, everything seems to revolve around racing. NASCAR 
                      could only wish it were this popular - or this bizarre. 
                      Every race track comes straight out of a kids' dream Hot 
                      Wheels set, with loop de loops, jumps and any obstacle you 
                      could have created in your living room.
                    To 
                      put hyperactive frosting on the cake, the Wachowski Brothers 
                      have developed the concept of "Car Fu." It's never called 
                      that in the movie, but the videogame dubs it such (Why, 
                      yes, we'd love to review that for the Wii...thank you...). 
                      Cars spin, grapple and throw each other. Where once the 
                      Mach 5 seemed unique in its ability to jump over other cars, 
                      it seems ever racer has the tools. That's okay, though, 
                      because onscreen it's just so darned cool, and all underscored 
                      by uplifting music from the original series.  Every turn on 
                      that track has an element to make me feel four years old, 
                      in a good way. The best there actually isn't a CG effect, 
                      but the presence of Matthew Fox as the mysterious masked 
                      Racer X. Fox captures the rhythms, scowls and even grunts 
                      of the character, never once winking at the audience.
                    That 
                      sincerity may be the greatest strength of Speed Racer. 
                      The Wachowski Brothers have filled in a bit of the back 
                      story that we took for granted watching the cartoon. The 
                      opening sequence is a dazzling collage of storytelling technique, 
                      shifting back and forth in time while combining green screen 
                      technology and traditional animation. Yet even through the 
                      pyrotechnics, the sequence stays focused on establishing 
                      the family dynamics of the Racer family and Speed's girlfriend 
                      Trixie (the perfectly cast Christina Ricci).  When you've 
                      got actors of the caliber of John Goodman and Susan Sarandon, 
                      you ought to do something with them, and the Wachowskis 
                      do. Like Robert Rodriguez' Spy Kids, which gets completely 
                      blown away visually, this film is anchored by a believable 
                      family exuding almost palpable love, respect and in some 
                      places, pain.
                      Though the world 
                      these characters inhabit looks like somebody gave the Care 
                      Bears crack then had them assemble a city, it's always played 
                      straight. Kid brother(s) Spritle (Paulie Litt) and Chim 
                      Chim provide comic relief, but here it's clear that it's 
                      because they're in their own little world almost all of 
                      the time, like a lot of young kids. Somehow, the Wachowskis 
                      make that little world even more cartoonish than the rest 
                      of the film.
                    For everyone 
                      else, though, this is deadly serious. Hirsch, rapidly ascending 
                      to the throne of "finest actor of his generation," convinces 
                      us that racing is everything. The villains may strike 
                      us as comical, especially Snake Oiler (Christian Oliver), 
                      but to Racer X and Inspector Detector (Benno Furmann), they've 
                      had their corrupt grip on racing for too long.  Actually, it's 
                      not quite deadly serious, as the movie also establishes 
                      early on that all race cars have a safety feature that wraps 
                      drivers in bubbles and gently ejects them before their cars 
                      explode. Spectacularly.
                      Don't let that 
                      hurt your head. Nor should you try to do the math and figure 
                      out exactly when all this takes place. Though futuristic, 
                      the world of Speed Racer must be some parallel 1960's. 
                      It's also a grand mish-mash of cultures, a true melting 
                      pot that has all 64 Crayolas, plus the fluorescent crayon 
                      set.
                      It's 
                      a world worth visiting again and again, at least for some 
                      of us. Speed Racer is going to be too fast, too loud 
                      and literally too colorful for some people, and I'm not 
                      going to argue with them that they're wrong. But this movie 
                      made me feel like I was parked in front of the TV in my 
                      pajamas eating cereal. Wait, I still do that. Speed Racer 
                      made me feel four years old again, putting a grin on my 
                      face that I can't wait to see on my own son.
                     
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