| Shrek 
                    The Third He's big, he's green and he wants to be 
                      left alone by the humans that misunderstand him. Marvel 
                      should either sue or take notes, because Dreamworks certainly 
                      has figured out how to make their jade giant into 
                      a beloved pop culture figure. Shrek returns in the eponymous 
                      Shrek 3, and somehow, he's become even more lovable.
                      After the second film established a pattern 
                      for Shrek's adventures, the multiple directors and writers 
                      for Shrek the Third struggle to break it. Yet when 
                      you've got a family - okay, children's - franchise, you've 
                      got to acknowledge all the things that work. Everyone wants 
                      to see Donkey (Eddie Murphy), they should want to see Puss 
                      In Boots (Antonio Banderas) and you can't forget the other 
                      random fairy tales.
                      In a reasonably clever twist, the film 
                      opens on Prince Charming (an oily-voiced Rupert Everett) 
                      reliving and rewriting his history as a bad piece of dinner 
                      theater. Thank heavens for the astute criticism of the Gingerbread 
                      Man, which sets Charming off to plot revenge.
                      For a character that wants to be left alone, 
                      Shrek (Mike Meyers) sure has gathered himself an entourage. 
                      But that's one of the points of the franchise, that after 
                      a lifetime of being considered monstrous, it's hard to feel 
                      comfortable when you're finally accepted.
                      Case in point: on his deathbed, frog king 
                      Harold (John Cleese) names Shrek his heir. After awkwardly 
                      admitting affection for his father-in-law, going so far 
                      as to call him "Dad," Shrek refuses the crown. It doesn't 
                      matter that the kingdom loves Shrek; he doesn't feel 
                      worthy.
                    Shrek's quest to find the next heir, Artie 
                      (Justin Timberlake), will of course bring him full circle 
                      and understand himself and his place in a world that now 
                      loves him. We expect that. It is, of course, a family movie.  What may be off-putting to some people 
                      is that Shrek really has become more than a cartoon character; 
                      he's three dimensional and growing over the course of these 
                      films. Though Shrek the Third still abounds with 
                      lunacy, Shrek himself may be one of the most realistic characters 
                      we're going to see this summer.
                      Wives can probably identify with Donkey 
                      and Puss, too; they're the buddies that subtly annoy spouses. 
                      Earnest Donkey is the goofy family man that talks a little 
                      too loudly too often. Of course, Puss is that guy that won't 
                      accept responsibility and keeps trying to tempt the good 
                      husband away for moments of irresponsibility. Banderas plays 
                      this to the hilt; Puss may not dominate as he did in the 
                      last film, but he could very well be worthy of the rumored 
                      solo film.
                    Unfortunately, that does leave Artie a 
                      little thin. Clearly a knock-off of King Arthur, getting 
                      pushed around by high school bully Lancelot, Artie has little 
                      in the way of personality but for a few nerd cliches. That's 
                      where Dreamworks really needs to jettison some things; the 
                      parodies of the modern world need to go. It's no longer 
                      funny to see a shoebox from Ye Olde Foot Locker; where once 
                      it was sharp and knowing (well, knowing anyway), now it 
                      only reminds us this world isn't real.  Plenty of social commentary gets made without 
                      brand-naming. Charming's plan to corrupt Far Far Away revolves 
                      around a rock opera re-write of his earlier conflict with 
                      Shrek. How perfect to underscore his essential shallowness, 
                      and it's so cleverly realized that we can get swept up in 
                      believing in this other world, and rooting for this mythical 
                      creature.
                      Note 
                      to the writers: other characters probably shouldn't 
                      refer to Shrek as a mythical creature when clearly, ogres 
                      are real.
                     By the 
                      end of the film, in fact, Shrek has learned more than many 
                      of his peers might. Though it no doubt will lead us into 
                      a Shrek 4, we leave hiim on a satisfying note. 
                      He's grown. He's learned. He's earned Dreamworks a ton of 
                      money. Maybe we can let him rest a while.
                     Nah. 
                      He's still too much fun.
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