| Shorts A rainbow rock falls from the sky. For whatever 
                      reason, it has the power to grant any wish, no matter how 
                      poorly phrased. And of course, every single person in the 
                      ominously named town of Black Falls either phrases their 
                      wishes poorly, or simply abuses the stone's power.
                      If it sounds like the plot of Shorts 
                      is something that only a kid could dream up, well, you haven't 
                      watched much of writer/director/editor/cinematographer/craft 
                      services cook Robert Rodriguez' work. Actually, you could 
                      have; he divides quite neatly and firmly into two categories 
                      - movies fit only for twisted adults, and movies that appeal 
                      to kids with wild imaginations.
                      Shorts would be the latter, and 
                      to be quite honest, it's not going to work particularly 
                      well for anyone over the age of 12. But if you're under 
                      12, this is like Citizen Kane.
                      It also plays to Rodriguez' weakness - 
                      narrative cohesion - and turns it into a strength. Toe Thompson 
                      (Jimmy Bennett) serves as narrator, and like many elementary 
                      school children, he's still learning what might be important 
                      to a story and what might not be. Hence the title Shorts; 
                      Toe figures that if he can tell the story as a series of 
                      film shorts, it will allow him to go back and pick up a 
                      story that might turn out to be important but that he'd 
                      forgotten.
                      Still with it? Good. Because it's actually 
                      a clever idea, sort of doing Pulp Fiction by way 
                      of Mark and Janet. Each short also comes with a built-in 
                      little moral, and only a few times does Rodriguez spell 
                      that moral out, then bullet point and highlight key phrases. 
                      Occasionally he lets his fledgling viewers make up their 
                      own mind what it's about.
                    Even with the morals, the stories are filled 
                      with inventiveness and quirky character bits that will hold 
                      kids' attentions, and an impressive cast of character actors 
                      to distract parents. The germophobic Dr. Noseworthy (William 
                      H. Macy) battles a booger monster, while the whole town 
                      spends its time distracted by the Black Box, an all-purpose 
                      device created by Mr. Black (James Spader). And that's before 
                      the wishing rock grants near omniscience to a baby, voiced 
                      by Rodriguez' ex-wife and co-producer Elizabeth Avellan.  Subtly - and it's hard to believe that 
                      I can use that adverb here -- Shorts continues a 
                      theme in Rodriguez' work for children about the importance 
                      of family, and how easily technology can get in the way 
                      of that. Though clunky looking, the Black Box (not to be 
                      confused with the Purple Pyramid or the Silver Cylinder) 
                      can become almost anything you need, whether it be a PDA, 
                      an HDTV or a food processor. Few people in Black Falls have 
                      noticed that they spend more time with it than each other.
                    To give Rodriguez credit, that's one of 
                      the ideas that isn't beaten on too much; it's a fact 
                      of life for these people, and they're all struggling to 
                      figure out why they're all so lonely. It also may stand 
                      as a personal statement for Rodriguez - surrounding himself 
                      with technology and being a filmmaker is cool and all, but 
                      it has cost him a lot in his family life.  Kids won't pick up on that. Instead, they'll 
                      love the clever use of CG, including miniature aliens and 
                      happily hungry alligators flying through the air. They might 
                      actually accidentally digest some pro-social messages, and 
                      the format of the movie might make them explore some post-modern 
                      storytelling …okay, that might be a stretch.
                      More than anything, Robert Rodriguez wishes 
                      for imagination to run free. Finally, though, he's figured 
                      out that you can give it a long lead, but still keep it 
                      on a leash. Shorts has him back in territory mined 
                      by the first Spy Kids, which was a good family film. 
                      This one isn't quite for the whole family, but it's at least 
                      a step in the right direction.
  
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