| King Arthur
                     Forget 
                      all that clunky shining armor. Forget the Holy Grail. It 
                      turns out that King Arthur (Clive Owen) was actually a Roman 
                      mercenary stationed in Britain, and instead of noble knights, 
                      he had conscripted soldiers from Sarmatia. Was there actually 
                      such a place? Must have been, because King Arthur 
                      goes to such trouble to establish its historical veracity.
                      Yes, it's got 
                      those very serious placards up front that tell you that 
                      the take you're about to see could very well be true. At 
                      least, truer than any of the medieval versions that we might 
                      have loved. But in turning the clock on the legend back 
                      a thousand years and steeping it in supposed accuracy, producer 
                      Jerry Bruckheimer and screenwriter David Franzoni have lost 
                      some of the magic, and no amount of Kiera Knightley can 
                      get it back.
                      On the other 
                      hand, the film still has lots of action, and by uprooting 
                      it from the setting we know, it gives the story a sense 
                      that anything can happen. Though Lancelot (Ioan Gruffudd) 
                      and a couple of familiar knights still stand by Arthur's 
                      side, the bulk of the personality belongs to Bors (Ray Winstone) 
                      and Dagonet (Ray Stevenson). Their antics get the most screen 
                      time, while Galahad, Tristan and Gawain are interchangeable.
                      Lancelot occasionally 
                      narrates, again to give the story seeming verisimilitude. 
                      Somebody had to explain the Sarmatians, a concept of great 
                      concern to both the Roman Empire and the invading Saxons, 
                      led by Cerdic (Stellan Skarsgard, almost unrecognizable 
                      in braids, beard and Brando/Busey impersonation). Each Sarmatian 
                      owes the Empire fifteen years of service, and when we see 
                      these men after a terrific bloody fight with the natives, 
                      it is literally the last day of their service.
                      Or 
                      would be, if Rome really lived by the ethics that Arthur 
                      believes it to have. Instead, Bishop Germanius (Ivano Marascotti) 
                      has a deal we've seen in hundreds of Westerns and war movies: 
                      if the knights make a suicide run to the northern end of 
                      Britain, where the savages under Merlin's command have control, 
                      any survivors will be granted their release. There's one 
                      lonely little Roman outpost up there, with a boy beloved 
                      by the Pope, and those citizens have to be rescued. The 
                      Knights of the Round Table (at least that's still 
                      here) are stuck between Woads (the natives) and the marauding 
                      Saxons, who evidently subscribe to the Necromongers creed: 
                      Keep what you kill.
                     
					As a mindless 
                      action movie, it works surprisingly well. Director Antoine 
                      Fuqua stages a couple of real corkers. In particular, a 
                      tense showdown between the knights and the Saxons on a lake 
                      of ice should have you on the edge of your seat. It's even 
                      done pretty believably, also taking a moment to prove that 
                      Arthur (also called Arturius) is the brilliant military 
                      strategist everybody keeps saying he is. Further to Fuqua's 
                      credit, he makes credible the victories of the few over 
                      the many. 
					    
                        |  |   But he also 
                      often sacrifices the flow of scenes for the coolness of 
                      a shot. In a confrontation between Arthur and Merlin (Stephen 
                      Dillane), the lighting careens wildly from warm amber to 
                      cold blues, depending on the angle, and this is in a densely 
                      wooded forest, at night, with no fire. However, the moon 
                      doth wax full, so perhaps that was it.
                      Also, do not 
                      look too closely at what purpose exactly Guinevere (Knightley) 
                      serves. After a rescue from a dungeon, in which she maintains 
                      her beauty quite well for being starved and tortured, she 
                      does a lot of sexual taunting. It's out of time and place; 
                      as an actress, Knightley does a great job of playing what 
                      she actually is, and that kind of innocent knowing seems 
                      so twenty-first century. At times, she even seems to be 
                      channeling Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
                    Furtive glances 
                      dart back and forth between Guinevere, Lancelot and Arthur 
                      without any actual conflict developing. Clearly, the meat 
                      of this story is about action, and the closest it can get 
                      to emotional complexity is Arthur's dogged insistence that 
                      all men must be free. True enough, but it gets lost in the 
                      clanging of swords and the lopping off of limbs.  Franzoni does 
                      try to add some depth, mostly in Arthur's internal conflict. 
                      As a Roman Citizen, he considers himself Christian, but 
                      realistically that often brings him into ideological clashes 
                      with his best friend, the pagan Lancelot. Realizing that 
                      the Rome he holds up as a symbol of virtue no longer exists, 
                      the man who would be King struggles to hold onto his faith. 
                      Ultimately, he must forge it into something new, but again, 
                      it takes a backseat to blood and guts.
                      This summer 
                      has given us a Trojan War stripped of mythology, and a King 
                      Arthur devoid of wonder. Both were entertaining enough, 
                      but I have to ask - can we get back to what made us love 
                      the stories in the first place?   
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