| Get 
                    Smart In a 
                      world grown almost as paranoid as at the height of the Cold 
                      War, the time is absolutely right for a character like Maxwell 
                      Smart. The first time around, creators Mel Brooks and Buck 
                      Henry teamed with Don Adams to lampoon the CIA while pretending 
                      to be James Bond. Let's just say that in 2008, Director 
                      Peter Segal missed it by that much.
                      Actually, he really does come close. It's 
                      just that the new Get Smart can't quite decide what 
                      it wants to do and be. Segal keeps it moving forward, and 
                      hits a lot of great moments. Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 
                      travel all over the world, sometimes developing as characters 
                      and making us laugh a lot. But they also seem to be traveling 
                      between two different types of movies.
                      Part of the problem is that instead of 
                      just diving into this world, Segal and his credited screenwriters 
                      Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember treat this as an origin story. 
                      When we meet Smart (Steve Carell), he has spent most of 
                      his career as an analyst for CONTROL, a supposedly disbanded 
                      spy organization standing against (literally) the forces 
                      of KAOS.
                      Though plodding as an analyst, Smart is 
                      also extremely brilliant at connecting the dots with his 
                      information. Even though he has rigorously trained his body, 
                      losing over 150 pounds, he shouldn't become a field agent 
                      because the Chief (Alan Arkin) needs him analyzing.
                      That is until the subterranean headquarters 
                      of CONTROL are destroyed. Someone on the inside has leaked 
                      the identities of all of their field agents, so no one can 
                      stop Siegfried (Terence Stamp) of KAOS in his latest diabolical 
                      scheme. A new field agent has to be commissioned, and that's 
                      Smart. Accompanying him, against her own wishes, is the 
                      beautiful Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway), who has herself recently 
                      had plastic surgery so no one would be able to identify 
                      her.
                    Since the television show inhabited its 
                      own loony world, Segal wants to keep that tone. Many characters 
                      from the series get updated, including a surprise cameo 
                      from the perpetually disguised Agent 13. The movie also 
                      introduces two new goofy scientists, Bruce (Masi Oka) and 
                      Lloyd (Nate Torrence), whose attitudes, at least, would 
                      have fit in the first incarnation.  But Segal also wants to tweak Bourne and 
                      Bond, acknowledging certain real world elements. While some 
                      characters are meant to be comedic, Stamp is forced to be 
                      a stoic and truly menacing villain, though he does have 
                      a lame sidekick in Shtarker (Ken Davitian, whose presence 
                      must mean they hope everybody laughs because it's that guy 
                      from Borat). Contrast that to the one original cast 
                      cameo - the original Siegfried, Bernie Kopell, shows up 
                      doing his character, even if it's not named.
                      CONTROL has imposing looking agents, obviously 
                      far more competent than Smart. Case in point, the ridiculously 
                      heroic-looking Agent 23 (Dwayne Johnson), who roots for 
                      Max to get a promotion and buddies up for reasons that never 
                      get explained.
                      That becomes the plot's big problem. The 
                      script keeps hinting at motivations to deepen these characters, 
                      but never resolves them. At one point, Agent 99 has serious 
                      moments that go nowhere, except at best to awkwardly demonstrate 
                      that Smart has gotten past her tough exterior - not because 
                      he's a great agent, but because he is a sensitive tender 
                      man.
                      These roads to nowhere are so egregious 
                      that when the traitor gets exposed, Segal just makes things 
                      really noisy in hopes we won't notice that an explanation 
                      is never really given. Luckily, the noise does provide good 
                      distraction, and Segal knows how to construct an action 
                      sequence with humor.
                    Pushing that along is a top-notch cast. 
                      Stamp can do evil in his sleep, though you might wish he 
                      could have cut loose a little more against Carell and had 
                      more fun with the part. As Agent 23, Johnson turns in one 
                      more piece of evidence in his charisma file. Why is he not 
                      a star?  The three real stars do make these roles 
                      their own. Arkin easily steps into the shoes of the Chief, 
                      mixing exasperation with respect for his new Agent 86. Given 
                      a lot more back story than Barbara Feldon had, Hathaway 
                      plays Agent 99 as her own character before melting into 
                      Feldon's performance at the end. It's a tricky turn, and 
                      noteworthy that she even captures Feldon's cadences without 
                      making it seem an imitation.
                      And then only Carell could have touched 
                      the role of Maxwell Smart. He avoids doing a Don Adams impersonation, 
                      though it's hard not to hear an echo in all the catchphrases. 
                      Good at both cerebral and physical comedy while also being 
                      just a sincere actor, Carell almost makes you forget that 
                      the script cannot quite decide if Smart is actually smart 
                      or dumb but lucky, depending on which state would be funnier 
                      for any given scene.
                      So the tone is wildly uneven. The plot 
                      doesn't quite gel. And it does one thing that took me right 
                      out of the movie for a few moments, having all of Adams' 
                      accoutrements on display in the Smithsonian, sort of implying 
                      that all those adventures happened, too.
                      Yet 
                      Get Smart is still pretty funny, a likeable effort 
                      that could painlessly turn into a franchise. I just wish 
                      that while watching it, I had been loving it.
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