Credit that to Ron Howard giving the audience plenty of 
                      time to focus on Hanks' hair while tons of expository dialogue 
                      whisks past their heads. Like Dan Brown's novel, The 
                      Da Vinci Code piles breathtaking beats on top of a lot 
                      of explanation, and finding the right rhythm is tricky.
                    
 The film exposes the strengths and the weaknesses of the 
                      source novel that everyone except perhaps my mother has 
                      read. At its heart, we see only minimal character development. 
                      Even Hanks' code expert Robert Langdon is just a shadow 
                      waiting for a noble actor to inhabit him. If the villains 
                      seem particularly cardboard to you, blame Brown and perhaps 
                      screenwriter Akiva Goldsman, who chose not to fill in any 
                      blanks but trusted the premise to carry things through.
                    
 Up to a point, it does. Howard captures key moments from 
                      the book, following the plot fairly closely. In a couple 
                      of places, he tries to throw in a little innovation, going 
                      for historical flashbacks that look sort of like colorized 
                      silent films. Crowd scenes always feel like they're difficult 
                      for Howard.
                    
 Subtle touches may even be brushed against, such as a 
                      recurring image of a trident alternating between innocence 
                      and evil. From the moment we meet Langdon, in fact, he's 
                      an equivocator, fascinated by the sliding meanings of symbols. 
                      That alone should tick off those outraged by the subject 
                      matter; at best, Langdon is a moral relativist. As the murdered 
                      Jacques Saniere (Jean-Pierre Marielle) once called him, 
                      he's a beat cop of history, trying not to take sides.
                    
 
Until, of course, he gets framed for murder by Opus Dei. 
                      Even there, it feels like Goldsman's screenplay backs down 
                      from the harsher elements of the novel, making it a little 
                      clearer that not everyone involved in the conservative Catholic 
                      organization has their priorities severely out of whack.
                     In fact, many members of Opus Dei are not carefully channeled 
                      psychopathic albino monks at all.
                    
 That monk Silas (Paul Bettany), however, does give Howard 
                      a chance to throw some energy in his first act. Figuring 
                      out what's going on relies again on all kinds of codes and 
                      anagrams; it's hard to make thinking look compelling on 
                      screen.
                    
 At least with the unstoppable monk, we get an early sense 
                      of danger, compounded by the smug Alfred Molina as the misguided 
                      (really, just misguided, Opus Dei) Bishop Aringarosa. Both 
                      actors do a nice job of impersonating Antonio Banderas, 
                      though Bettany chooses to go through the film with a pained 
                      sneer that wins my coveted wooden puppet award. For all 
                      the acting he gets to do, he could have been replaced by 
                      a wooden puppet with one single carved expression. Runner-up: 
                      Jean Reno, unable to shake his vague embarrassment from 
                      having been in The Pink Panther. Congratulations, 
                      guys.
                    
 
					 
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Howard just doesn't seem to trust his actors to do what 
                      they do best, though there's absolutely no stopping Sir 
                      Ian McKellen from bubbling over as Leigh Teabing. Thankfully, 
                      he shows up at a point when the film desperately needs energy. 
                      In scenes with Hanks, that energy spills over, and you can 
                      see two actors giving and taking and generally having a 
                      good time.
                     For the most part, though, Hanks looks pained, rarely 
                      getting to turn on his charm. Goldsman gutted any whiff 
                      of eroticism to the character, thus rendering Hanks a neutered 
                      wise father figure to Audrey Tautou's Sophie Neveu. It may 
                      not be that the age difference is too great; it's that Tautou 
                      still seems so wide-eyed and innocent even as a cynical 
                      police cryptographer. Oh, it's so hard to watch our little 
                      Amelie grow up.
                    
 
For a story with the secret that this has, it's ironic 
                      that sex has been almost utterly removed from the equation. 
                      Though Saniere still takes part in a Gnostic ritual, certain 
                      plot points have been changed in order to make it palatable 
                      for audiences that will sit through all kinds of violence 
                      but not sexual complexity.
                     As a director, Howard has always been only as good as 
                      his material. This makes The Da Vinci Code just what 
                      the book was - interesting enough to pass the time, but 
                      in a few years, everyone will wonder what the fuss was about.
                    
 In the meantime, it sparks debate deeper than the movie 
                      itself, which can only be a good thing. And it will take 
                      you half the time to watch it as it does to read it, so 
                      that, too is a plus.
                    
 If you're really interested, though, you should just read 
                      Elaine Pagels.
                    
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