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The Da Vinci Code

By now, the whole world knows the controversy behind The Da Vinci Code. So let's deal with that up front. Tom Hanks' hair is very different in this film, but like his slow-witted accent in Forrest Gump, you get used to it.

Credit that to Ron Howard giving the audience plenty of time to focus on Hanks' hair while tons of expository dialogue whisks past their heads. Like Dan Brown's novel, The Da Vinci Code piles breathtaking beats on top of a lot of explanation, and finding the right rhythm is tricky.

The film exposes the strengths and the weaknesses of the source novel that everyone except perhaps my mother has read. At its heart, we see only minimal character development. Even Hanks' code expert Robert Langdon is just a shadow waiting for a noble actor to inhabit him. If the villains seem particularly cardboard to you, blame Brown and perhaps screenwriter Akiva Goldsman, who chose not to fill in any blanks but trusted the premise to carry things through.

Up to a point, it does. Howard captures key moments from the book, following the plot fairly closely. In a couple of places, he tries to throw in a little innovation, going for historical flashbacks that look sort of like colorized silent films. Crowd scenes always feel like they're difficult for Howard.

Subtle touches may even be brushed against, such as a recurring image of a trident alternating between innocence and evil. From the moment we meet Langdon, in fact, he's an equivocator, fascinated by the sliding meanings of symbols. That alone should tick off those outraged by the subject matter; at best, Langdon is a moral relativist. As the murdered Jacques Saniere (Jean-Pierre Marielle) once called him, he's a beat cop of history, trying not to take sides.

Until, of course, he gets framed for murder by Opus Dei. Even there, it feels like Goldsman's screenplay backs down from the harsher elements of the novel, making it a little clearer that not everyone involved in the conservative Catholic organization has their priorities severely out of whack.

In fact, many members of Opus Dei are not carefully channeled psychopathic albino monks at all.

That monk Silas (Paul Bettany), however, does give Howard a chance to throw some energy in his first act. Figuring out what's going on relies again on all kinds of codes and anagrams; it's hard to make thinking look compelling on screen.

At least with the unstoppable monk, we get an early sense of danger, compounded by the smug Alfred Molina as the misguided (really, just misguided, Opus Dei) Bishop Aringarosa. Both actors do a nice job of impersonating Antonio Banderas, though Bettany chooses to go through the film with a pained sneer that wins my coveted wooden puppet award. For all the acting he gets to do, he could have been replaced by a wooden puppet with one single carved expression. Runner-up: Jean Reno, unable to shake his vague embarrassment from having been in The Pink Panther. Congratulations, guys.

Howard just doesn't seem to trust his actors to do what they do best, though there's absolutely no stopping Sir Ian McKellen from bubbling over as Leigh Teabing. Thankfully, he shows up at a point when the film desperately needs energy. In scenes with Hanks, that energy spills over, and you can see two actors giving and taking and generally having a good time.

For the most part, though, Hanks looks pained, rarely getting to turn on his charm. Goldsman gutted any whiff of eroticism to the character, thus rendering Hanks a neutered wise father figure to Audrey Tautou's Sophie Neveu. It may not be that the age difference is too great; it's that Tautou still seems so wide-eyed and innocent even as a cynical police cryptographer. Oh, it's so hard to watch our little Amelie grow up.

For a story with the secret that this has, it's ironic that sex has been almost utterly removed from the equation. Though Saniere still takes part in a Gnostic ritual, certain plot points have been changed in order to make it palatable for audiences that will sit through all kinds of violence but not sexual complexity.

As a director, Howard has always been only as good as his material. This makes The Da Vinci Code just what the book was - interesting enough to pass the time, but in a few years, everyone will wonder what the fuss was about.

In the meantime, it sparks debate deeper than the movie itself, which can only be a good thing. And it will take you half the time to watch it as it does to read it, so that, too is a plus.

If you're really interested, though, you should just read Elaine Pagels.

Rating:

Derek McCaw

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