| The Big 
                    Bounce  Elmore 
                    Leonard's novels tend to meander without losing their cool. 
                    Plots just sort of happen to complex characters that we often 
                    can't help but like despite their various moral shortcomings. 
                    The same thing might be said for Owen Wilson, an actor whose 
                    persona relies upon a relaxed semi-stoner charm; most characters 
                    he plays end up more surprised than anyone when things happen 
                    to them.
                    And so 
                    the perfect state to combine these elements should be Hawaii, 
                    where everybody surfs, at least in movies, and life moves 
                    at a more leisurely pace. You'd think so, wouldn't you?
                    Well, 
                    you and everyone involved in The Big Bounce would be 
                    wrong. A lackadaisical heist film that barely remembers that 
                    it has somewhere to go, this movie overloads the meandering 
                    so much that the only thing really stolen is the audience's 
                    time. 
                    Wilson 
                    stars as Jack Ryan, considerably less stolid than Tom Clancy's 
                    hero. Willing to do the wrong thing just as much as the right 
                    thing, Ryan starts the movie off by clocking Vinnie Jones 
                    with a baseball bat. The action makes him a hero among local 
                    Hawaiian natives, because Jones' Mr. Harris is foreman on 
                    a hotel construction project that violates sacred grounds. 
                    But let's face it: Ryan swung the bat because he wanted to 
                    hit something, not out of any sense of justice.
                    With 
                    his good-natured affability, though, Ryan makes as many friends 
                    as he does enemies. Soon enough, he's out of jail and into 
                    a job as a handyman for a cluster of bungalows on an island 
                    shore. On the side he still does some breaking and entering, 
                    either for fun or just to impress local bad girl Nancy (Sara 
                    Foster). It might be charming if it weren't for the strangeness 
                    of his new employer, Judge Walter Crewes (Morgan Freeman) 
                    obviously and purposefully looking the other way.
                  What 
                    sort of set-up is this? By the time the twists start turning, 
                    it has become impossible to care. To the film's detriment, 
                    director George Armitage has gotten so caught up in the charming 
                    possibilities of his surroundings that he can't seem to bring 
                    them to fruition.  First 
                    off is the strange presence and non-presence of the locale. 
                    Nothing about being set in Hawaii really has anything to do 
                    with the plot, except for the native protesters that are pretty 
                    quickly forgotten. In fact, the controversy over this luxury 
                    hotel site only gets mentioned a couple of times after the 
                    set-up; the real con revolves around what a private jerk developer 
                    Ray Ritchie (Gary Sinise) is. Oh, they try to make it about 
                    business, but it's really about displeasure.
                    Worse, 
                    Armitage uses the scenery only slightly less ham-handedly 
                    than the infamous Brady Bunch in Hawaii episodes. Whenever 
                    come dangerously close to making sense, the director cuts 
                    away to surfing shots, just to remind us that hey, we're in 
                    Hawaii. But he doesn't have the courtesy of at least throwing 
                    in a cursed tiki idol.
                   
					So perhaps 
                    the charm of the performances could save it. In some moments, 
                    it looks entirely possible. Wilson, of course, could read 
                    the phone book and with his idiosyncratic delivery get a fair 
                    share of laughs. He's bolstered by the always believable Freeman 
                    and a raft of strong character actors, including a strangely 
                    underplayed Charlie Sheen. But Wilson generates no chemistry 
                    with the supposedly dangerous Nancy, nor with any other character 
                    that he's supposedly enamored of. Probably, it's because we 
                    just can't believe that Ryan has enough ambition to actually 
                    pursue anybody, let alone connect with them on a meaningful 
                    level. (Actually, he has some dialogue pretty much summing 
                    that up.) 
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                    also quite possible that nobody could connect with Nancy. 
                    In her big-screen debut, Sara Foster smirks, winks and when 
                    appropriate acts aloof to bend men to her will. Presumably, 
                    these same gestures are what led to her casting, because she 
                    cannot act. Smoking hot, the film gets noticeably less interesting 
                    when Armitage puts her in scenes with clothing. Nancy ends 
                    up being not so much femme fatale as femme futile, and so, 
                    who cares?
                    We should. 
                    But we don't.
                   
                   
                   
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