| Bee 
                      Movie  As disasters 
                      go, Bee Movie couldn't hold a candle to the Alum 
                      Rock earthquake. Even that event wasn't that great, but 
                      it did bring the San Jose press screening of Jerry Seinfeld's 
                      animated film to a halt. Not even Jerry has much power in 
                      the face of nature.
                     Though 
                      a cute enough movie, missing the second half has left no 
                      appreciable narrative hole. Walking out of the cancelled 
                      screening, I knew my kids would want to see it, and if nothing 
                      else, we'd catch it eventually on DVD. Maybe that's not 
                      the effect Seinfeld would like.
                     Faint 
                      praise or not, Bee Movie is pleasant enough. The 
                      worst pun in the movie lies in its title. Though the temptation 
                      had to have been great, Seinfeld and his writing team rely 
                      on their jokes coming more from genuine wit and building 
                      a believable environment for their apian characters.
                     On that 
                      score, they have mixed results. Bee lives seem much like 
                      our own, though thankfully the movie doesn't draw that connection 
                      too painfully. After twenty-four hours of education, the 
                      bees find their place in society, a job that they will follow 
                      for the rest of their lives. Yes, they work to death, but 
                      hey, they do.
                     Nodding 
                      only slightly to such actual bee realities, Seinfeld's bees 
                      still have social live and personal relationships. Though 
                      locked in for life, they still have some career choice -- 
                      except for being a "pollen jockey," genetically 
                      bred superbees that go out and gather nectar. That they 
                      also make the world go round seems immaterial to them. Of 
                      course, they're bees. Despite their education, what do they 
                      really know?
                     Young 
                      Barry B. Benson (Seinfeld) longs for something more, and 
                      it's his discovery of how the world really works 
                      that makes the story run. Befriending a human florist (Renee 
                      Zellweger), Barry determines that humans exploit bees, and 
                      vows to put a stop to it. 
                    At points, 
                      the humor fights itself. In order for an animated film to 
                      be successful (in this country, anyway), it has to have 
                      something for adults, and no kid should understand the references 
                      to The Graduate. Most of the jokes walk a fine 
                      line between family friendly and sailing high over kids' 
                      heads. Yet occasionally a savage streak of black humor jars 
                      the rhythm of the movie. It's funny, but could be upsetting 
                      to younger ones. Why 
                      be concerned about that? Well, Bee Movie clearly 
                      wants to draw in the kids. Finally, someone has done insect 
                      character designs that are cuddly and bright. Barry's big 
                      eyes will draw in kids emotionally. The Happy Meal toys? 
                      The McCaw household has already caught the bug.
                     But 
                      bees have a fairly high mortality rate on top of a short 
                      lifespan. One of Barry's first conversations is about whether 
                      or not he'll attend the funeral of a classmate. Funny for 
                      adults, but kind of cavalier for a society we're meant to 
                      care about.
                     In the 
                      end -- and I haven't seen the end -- Bee Movie 
                      will probaby keep families' attention this weekend, but 
                      an earthquake would still be the most exciting part about 
                      it. 
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