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                      Mama   It's easy to say that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler 
                      are two of the funniest women working in comedy today. Aside 
                      from their time together on Saturday Night Live, 
                      they've both accomplished wickedly funny work on shows like 
                      30 Rock and Upright Citizens' Brigade. Because 
                      of the latter company's commitment to quality stage work 
                      for little recognition, take it a step further and say that 
                      Poehler has an incredible amount of integrity, too. With 
                      those bloodlines, Baby Mama should be great.
                      Unfortunately, they put their eggs in the 
                      basket of writer/director Michael McCullers, a guy with 
                      a long comedy pedigree, too. Like Fey and Poehler, he spent 
                      time in the trenches at Saturday Night Live, before 
                      detouring under Mike Meyers' wing for the Austin Powers 
                      series. He has trouble establishing a tone, and a tendency 
                      to let looser, more TV sketch-oriented performances run 
                      wild and free, losing sight of what should have been a clever 
                      premise.
                       Baby Mama rarely develops beyond 
                      a set-up for random scenes along a timeline. Kate Holbrook 
                      (Fey) has sacrificed relationships for a high-powered career, 
                      but now finds herself with a serious case of baby fever. 
                      After a few half-hearted attempts at artificial insemination 
                      - the sequence is a little unclear, but it may be just one 
                      try - Kate investigates surrogate motherhood.
                      This pairs her up with Poehler's "white 
                      trash" Angie Ostrowiski, a Philadelphia native straight 
                      out of the SNL playbook. Always exactly as smart 
                      or dim as the scene requires her to be, Angie agrees to 
                      carry Kate's baby, taking it too far and leaving her common 
                      law husband Carl (Dax Shepherd) to intrude upon Kate's upper-class 
                      world.
                      Certainly the paranoia of impending motherhood 
                      has plenty of room for laughs. But Baby Mama doesn't 
                      offer any particular new insights there. Jokes about proper 
                      diet go on for too long, and together Kate and Angie take 
                      a birthing class in scenes that (like an Austin Powers film) 
                      believe that overplaying a speech impediment automatically 
                      equals gut-busting laughs. Both Fey and Poehler have dryer 
                      sensibilities than this, and both occasionally seem desperate 
                      to make this seem funnier than it is.
                      It doesn't help that not everybody fits 
                      in the loony world being set up. Certainly, Steve Martin 
                      and Sigourney Weaver know how to play broader characters. 
                      Though both wring laughs out of their roles, you can't shake 
                      the feeling that you've seen them do the same characters 
                      during hosting duties for SNL.
                    In particular, Weaver's Chaffee Bicknell 
                      has walked right in off of a commercial parody, an obviously 
                      sextegenarian with a mysteriously young uterus, an impossible 
                      joke the script never explains, yet milks to its utmost.The 
                      sensation gets worse when Will Arnett and Fred Armisen show 
                      up, both funny guys that have yet to play realistic people.  Though never sharing scenes, they clash 
                      with the tone of Maura Tierney as Kate's sister Caroline 
                      and Greg Kinnear as "unexpected" love interest Rob. All 
                      Tierney gets to do is show up, look beatific about motherhood 
                      and flash that look of world-weary understanding that she 
                      does so well. At least Kinnear makes his juice-store owner 
                      seem sincere in his anger toward the big business practices 
                      of Jamba Juice. That Kate works for a store that would likely 
                      anger him even more never gets addressed, though when the 
                      story requires it, he suddenly turns into Mr. Wrong.
                      The script also provides too many phantom 
                      characters, bare plot contrivances that seem important for 
                      a moment, yet never actually appear. Kinnear has a daughter, 
                      and despite several mentions and some emotional resonance, 
                      she remains off-stage.
                      That worked for Niles' wife on Frasier, 
                      but this isn't a sitcom.
                      This also isn't a particularly funny movie, 
                      though it should have been. It isn't quite a collection 
                      of sketches around a theme, though that might have worked. 
                      This also isn't the showcase for Fey and Poehler that they 
                      obviously thought it would be. If only Baby 
                    Mama could have decided what it is. Instead, we're left 
                    with hopes and dreams and a desire to watch Knocked Up.
 
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