Pictures respectfully declined to screen Aeon Flux
for critics ahead of time. In case you didn't know, this
pretty much means that they had no hope, no hope at all,
that any reviewer would find anything kind to say.
let us buck that trend and say that it was kind of Paramount
to let us keep that two hours of our lives to spend on better
Flux sux. These things happen. I've heard the videogame
is good, and the original MTV animated series was, well...
actually surprised by this? Anybody?
the Oscar curse. Just as Halle Berry had to make Catwoman
after her award, so Charlize Theron had to make this.
open it up to you this week. If you went to see Aeon Flux,
send in your rating. Let us know what in heaven's name possessed
you to pay money for this film so bad Paramount wouldn't
let us see it for free.
yet, tell us what you did with the two hours you didn't
waste seeing it.