| The 
                    Wicker Man  
                      Picking on a remake of a cherished cult film is, above all 
                      else, a practice in stating the obvious. Yes, the original 
                      is better. No, we didn’t need to see another take 
                      on the concept. It’s a very rare occurrence when a 
                      remake takes left-turns to ultimately arrive at something 
                      that not only complements the original film, but adds to 
                      the themes of the concept as well. 
                     Sadly, 
                      this isn’t the case for Neil LaBute’s remake 
                      of the 1973 film The Wicker Man. Sure, the left-turns 
                      are there, and LaBute appears to be trying to add some contextual 
                      layers to the conceit of the original. Yet ultimately the 
                      writer-director loses something in the process, and his 
                      attempts at being profound and unique end up feeling confused, 
                      muddled, and even unintentionally campy at times. This 
                      isn’t to say that the original doesn’t have 
                      goofy moments of its own to contend with. The music, one 
                      of my favorite aspects of the original, feels a bit dated 
                      in hindsight.  Where 
                      LaBute’s version goes wrong is not even clear. There 
                      are moments, nay ideas, that feel like they could have been 
                      elaborated upon, but ultimately fall flat and almost feel 
                      degrading in an odd way. To recap, 
                      the story is pretty similar to that of the original. A police 
                      officer enters a private island commune in search for a 
                      missing girl and becomes overwhelmed by the community’s 
                      neo-pagan rituals. The difference is, this modernized re-imagining 
                      drops the whimsical folksy spirit of the music-charged original 
                      in exchange for the dreary and somber beauty of Vancouver 
                      posing as Washington. LaBute 
                      has decided that not enough about the protagonist, renamed 
                      Edward Malus (Nicolas Cage), was known in the original. 
                      What motivated him? What drove him to Summerisle in the 
                      first place?Director 
                    Robin Hardy felt it adequate to begin the film with Edward’s 
                    counterpart Sergeant Howie arriving at Summerisle. Perhaps 
                    Hardy felt it was enough that Howie had been contacted by 
                    someone on the island and was sent to investigate the proposed 
                    missing child. LaBute feels it necessary to begin the film 
                    months prior to Malus’ arrival, establishing a history 
                    of loss and failure in Malus’ past. The 
                      problem is, LaBute’s script tries to establish meaning 
                      where there is very little to work from. We watch Malus 
                      pull over a station wagon, meet the mother and child in 
                      the vehicle, and then watch as a semi truck plows into them 
                      at full speed. Malus, naturally, is shaken up and takes 
                      a leave of absence only to have his interest piqued when 
                      a letter from his former fiancé Willow Woodward arrives. 
                       The 
                      letter asks him to help her locate her missing child on 
                      Summerisle, and so dutiful Edward hurries off to find this 
                      mysterious island nestled away in Puget Sound. What he finds 
                      is a surprise – not only to Edward but fans of the 
                      original as well. In the 
                      original, the inhabitants of Summerisle were clearly different, 
                      but the community felt like a free and working society. 
                      The people on the island may have appeared to have something 
                      to hide, but they were never painted as pure evil or even 
                      looked down upon. Their rituals were jarring to the good 
                      Christian sergeant, but although Howie was disturbed by 
                      their actions the camera never looked down upon them.  LaBute’s 
                      Summerisle is an uncomfortable island led by feminine dominance. 
                      In place of celebrations of fertility we are given, well, 
                      not much really. The frank sexuality and respect for fertility’s 
                      role in the community is replaced with domineering women 
                      who seem frigid and angry instead of protective of the island’s 
                      secrets. At first, 
                      LaBute’s decision to replace the religious/spiritual 
                      dissection with one of gender politics feels inspired, but 
                      once the curtain has been lifted the feeling that LaBute’s 
                      message may be a touch chauvinistic sets in. Even a dynamic 
                      performance by Ellen Burstyn as Sister Summerisle bookends 
                      nicely with Christopher Lee’s enigmatic turn as Lord 
                      Summerisle, but isn’t enough to right the ship in 
                      the end. The 
                      big scene of debate, as it were, remains intact yet loses 
                      much of the impact – I’ll leave it at that. 
                      The importance of Manus’ fate never rings true completely, 
                      and his outbursts are silly and wooden – reinforcing 
                      the feeling of chauvinism mentioned before. Nicolas Cage 
                      couldn’t hold a candle to Edward Woodward. Ok, that 
                      pun is inexcusable.  In the 
                      closing sequence LaBute retreads, perhaps after realizing 
                      that his message has swung too far. What he proposes, in 
                      the end, is not only fuel for potential sequels, but a glimmer 
                      of what LaBute was trying to establish with his female-centric 
                      Summerisle. Unfortunately, he became too lost in his own 
                      plot along the way leaving most viewers wondering why a 
                      remake was ever necessary in the first place. Rating: 
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