| The 
                    Skeleton Key  
                      David Lynch, of all people, once said, "It's a very 
                      good thing if you keep your eye on the donut and not on 
                      the hole.” Lynch was referring to the donut as the 
                      story a filmmaker intends to tell, and the hole could be 
                      anything that detracts from the telling of that story. 
                     Some 
                      filmmakers get lost in the hole by focusing too much on 
                      the technological aspects of filmmaking (see George Lucas), 
                      and others get carried away in visual aesthetics (see Peter 
                      Greenaway). In Lucas’ respect, the obsession with 
                      the hole has a retrograde effect whereas Greenaway’s 
                      work, depending on taste, can transcend the need for focus 
                      in regards to story. What 
                      does any of this have to do with The Skeleton Key? 
                      Nothing and everything. You see, either director Iain Softley 
                      (K-Pax and Hackers) or scribe Ehren Kruger 
                      (The Ring, The Ring 2) or both, seem to have suffered 
                      the ill-effects of “hole-infatuation” as well, 
                      and the outcome is a snore-inducing escapade with smatterings 
                      of interest here and there. Smatterings, 
                      however, are not enough to make a decent film. The 
                      hole in question is pandering to the conventional devices 
                      of modern horror films far too often, and it stifles every 
                      interesting aspect of The Skeleton Key to the point 
                      of suffocation. The outcome of the film does not support 
                      the shock and fright sequences that become more and more 
                      prerequisite for films of these ilk, but by the time audiences 
                      put this all together they won’t care to muster disconcert. 
                       Caroline 
                      Ellis (Kate Hudson) is haunted by the death of her father, 
                      and her absence while on a trip of self-discovery which 
                      prevented her from being there to care for him in his last 
                      days. This regret has curbed her need for self-discovery 
                      and paved a path of hospice for her while on the road to 
                      nursing school.  We meet 
                      her at a low point in her progression, the business end 
                      of hospice care for the elderly disenfranchises her with 
                      her station at an old folk’s home, and she decides 
                      to answer a personals ad request live in care for an elderly 
                      stroke victim named Ben Devereaux (John Hurt).Not 
                      bad you say? Me too, initially. Hudson is the type of actress 
                      that can glean sympathy with little effort, and she works 
                      this to her advantage. It’s nice to see her back in 
                      the game, but not at this price. Caroline’s new digs 
                      finds her knee deep in the bayou, confronted with Hoodoo, 
                      a practice akin to Voodoo just minus the religious aspects. It takes 
                      a while to get the pot boiling, but when it does the ghost 
                      story at the meaty center is actually pretty intriguing. 
                      The gist is that a pair of hoodoo practicing slaves named 
                      Mama Cecile (Jeryl Prescott Sales) and Papa Justify (Ronald 
                      McCall) were lynched on the grounds, and are now believed 
                      to be haunting the house because of their wrongful deaths. Ben’s 
                      wife, Violet (Gena Rowlands), believes that these spirits 
                      were behind her husband’s stroke, but Caroline is 
                      suspicious and digs deeper and deeper to uncover the truth. The 
                      marketing of this film will prove fatal, as the majority 
                      of the attending audience seemed to expect a hack and slash 
                      film, and felt cheated by the rather somber and at times 
                      insightful plot. If only this film had dismissed its attempts 
                      to hold onto the “horror” aspects of the plot, 
                      and hence the senseless and inexplicable scares interspersed 
                      to keep viewers awake. Then it could have gone from a D 
                      to a solid D plus / C minus in my book. Alas, 
                      the hole conquers all. Rating: 
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