| Christmas 
                    With The Kranks  
                      Tim Allen and Christmas are quickly becoming synonymous. 
                      Starting with his turn in The 
                      Santa Clause it would seem that Allen has caught 
                      the Christmas bug, big-time. 
                     This 
                      time around, Joe Roth helms the Chris Columbus penned adaptation 
                      of John Grisham’s novel “Skipping Christmas,” 
                      a title that was likely dumped to avoid confusion with the 
                      Ben Affleck holiday snoozer Surviving 
                      Christmas. Instead 
                      we get Christmas with the Kranks. Cue the chuckles. Distancing 
                      itself from the Box Office atrocity that was Surviving 
                      Christmas was inevitable, but it’s still a shame 
                      that Grisham’s original title was dumped because after 
                      screening the film, “Skipping Christmas” is 
                      much more in sync with the themes at work here. Yes, this 
                      film has credible themes. The 
                      concept is pretty straightforward. After saying goodbye 
                      to their daughter Blair (Julie Gonzalo), who is off to join 
                      the Peace Corps in Peru, Luther and Nora Krank (Tim Allen 
                      and Jamie Lee Curtis) decide to avoid the inevitable depression 
                      of a “Blair-less” Christmas by taking a cruise 
                      in the Caribbean instead. How 
                      can this be done with the costly Holiday season looming 
                      overhead? Luther crunches the numbers and discovers that 
                      they could actually save money if they were to skip Christmas 
                      and go on the cruise instead. Easy, 
                      right? Not 
                      so. The film does a decent enough job pulling us into the 
                      Krank’s plan to skip the holiday season, so much so 
                      that we find ourselves rooting for them to pull it all off 
                      when co-workers, neighbors, and even members of the clergy 
                      raise their eyebrows in scorn. It does sound selfish, but 
                      isn’t the break deserved? In 
                      a free country, shouldn’t someone be able to go one 
                      holiday season without the ritual expenses that our society 
                      imposes upon everyone? These questions are raised and effectively 
                      hook us onto the Kranks’ side of the battlefield. Roth 
                      develops the families in Luther and Nora’s cul de 
                      sac as near fanatics of a “Frosty-clad Christmas” 
                      cult led by the imposing neighborhood dictator, Vic Frohmeyer 
                      (Dan Aykroyd). M. Emmet Walsh plays Luther’s codgy 
                      neighbor who knows just how to ruffle his feathers at the 
                      opportune time for maximum irritation, and it’s a 
                      pleasure to watch.We are 
                      meant to feel for the Kranks, as they only desire to skirt 
                      their sorrow and enjoy some much deserved time alone, and 
                      Roth does a decent job setting this all up. One benefit 
                      could have been showing us exactly what a usual “Kranks 
                      Christmas” is like, so that we can appreciate the 
                      scope of their annual celebration and why it is such a big 
                      deal to everyone else that they want to skip the holidays. The 
                      neighborhood dilemma is an understandable one, as the desire 
                      for total participation in décor is a primary focus 
                      for some. Some might even go so far as to call it an obsession. This 
                      aside, the film draws our sympathy and the statement regarding 
                      the commercialism of the season is clearly defined. That 
                      is, until Luther takes it a few steps too far.  It all 
                      begins with a total boycott, just to be fair. Christmas 
                      cards aren’t ordered and the Boy Scouts are denied 
                      the sale of a Christmas tree at the Kranks’ residence. 
                      By the time Luther ices his walkway to deter carolers and 
                      spends his saved holiday ducats on tanning sessions and 
                      botox, we realize that the pendulum has swung the other 
                      way, and the Kranks have switched from heroes to villains. What 
                      ensues is the expected holiday comeuppance. Blair announces 
                      that she is coming home to introduce her new Peruvian fiancé 
                      to a Kranks style Christmas and the wheels are set in motion 
                      to pull off a holiday miracle.  Don’t 
                      blame me for spoiling here, because this is all set up in 
                      the trailer, folks.  Knowing 
                      all of this going into the film leaves little left to discover, 
                      and it nearly ruins a genuine payoff at the close of the 
                      third act. Sure, the race to the clock is funny at times, 
                      but it is also the same tired holiday shenanigans we’ve 
                      seen before, until that payoff. Boy, 
                      is it a doozy. Truthfully, I haven’t seen a holiday 
                      film that seemingly caters to the commercial spirit of the 
                      season wind down in such a way.  Some 
                      will accuse the resolution of being schmaltzy, and they 
                      may be right to an extent, but it works. Roth and Columbus 
                      clutter the third act narrative so full of potential plot 
                      developments that the actual resolution gets overlooked 
                      as a possibility long enough for it to sneak up and catch 
                      us by surprise. There 
                      is absolutely no posturing involved in its execution either. 
                      In fact, there isn’t even a declaration of wrong or 
                      the intent to correct ones ways. We get only the simple 
                      act in its most basic and moving form. Seemingly unmotivated, 
                      it’s a gesture that feels so right that it usurps 
                      nearly every flaw in the film.  Nearly. Rating: 
                        
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