| Bad 
                    News Bears  
                      Few directors are capable of swapping creative hats back 
                      and forth without losing a step or two in the process. It’s 
                      a practice that every director must embrace to some extent 
                      in order to sustain their more artistic yet less commercially 
                      viable projects, but it’s the transitioning back and 
                      forth that usually degrades the artists’ skills. 
                     Richard 
                      Linklater seems to have found the hidden secret to this 
                      practice because he seems to get better with each switch 
                      of the hat. He followed the art-house animated venture Waking 
                      Life with the uber commercial laugh-fest School 
                      of Rock to great success, and then followed that 
                      up with a return to his more subdued euro-meanderings with 
                      the brilliant Before Sunset. Now it’s time 
                      for the pendulum to swing back in favor of the cash boon, 
                      and hopefully his latest endeavor will strike a cord with 
                      filmgoers this weekend. Bad 
                      News Bears deserves an audience, but could risk polarizing 
                      Moms and Dads expecting a completely family friendly film 
                      upon entering the cinemas with their tots. The thing they 
                      may be forgetting is the original Bears pushed 
                      the limits of decency in a family geared film of the time, 
                      and Linklater has pushed the envelope further with his remake. The 
                      original film pitted beer swigging Walter Matthau against 
                      a foulmouthed Tatum O’Neal. This time around, Morris 
                      Buttermaker (Billy Bob Thornton) has his work cut out for 
                      him in the Bears, a team of misfits that were all but pushed 
                      out of the local little league due to their lack of prowess 
                      on the diamond. The 
                      only thing keeping the team in the program is an injunction 
                      filed by team Mom, Liz Whitewood (Marcia Gay Harden). She 
                      hires Buttermaker, a washed out ex-ballplayer with two-thirds 
                      of an inning of play in the Majors to his name, to coach 
                      the team into contention. The only problem is that the only 
                      thing Buttermaker is intent on coaching is a six pack of 
                      brew into his belly.The 
                      crew Buttermaker is sentenced to coach has little talent 
                      and even less drive. In a hilarious roll call sequence, 
                      Buttermaker learns that his team is a slice of ethnic diversity. 
                      With kids ranging from Spanish speakers to paraplegics on 
                      the team, Buttermaker has his work cut out for him. Seeing 
                      any of the TV spots will clue you into the early laughs, 
                      but some of the more racy ones are pulled from dialogue 
                      exchanges, and they keep you chuckling throughout the entire 
                      film. Juggling 
                      his time spent coaching the Bears with his job as a rodent 
                      exterminator Buttermaker stoops to new levels of low by 
                      making the kids fumigate crawlspaces, spray insecticides, 
                      and serve him cocktails in the process. The team quickly 
                      grows tired of his lackadaisical approach to coaching the 
                      team and issues an ultimatum. After 
                      suffering a first inning pummeling that results in a double 
                      digit score without recording an out, Buttermaker calls 
                      the game to put the Bears out of their misery. In the process 
                      he creates a rivalry with Yankee coach, Ray Bullock (Greg 
                      Kinnear), and stokes the ire of the Bears, prompting their 
                      vote to disband the team indefinitely. This 
                      sparks something in Buttermaker, as he identifies with the 
                      team's desire to win despite the deficiencies on the field, 
                      so he rededicates himself to coaching the team and works 
                      on making some mid-season acquisitions that could help both 
                      their offense and defense. The 
                      first of his two late additions is his own daughter, Amanda 
                      Whurlitzer (Sammi Kraft). Her arm is impeccable, and her 
                      desire to bond with her bastard father is subdued beneath 
                      a cold calm exterior, a defense mechanism if there ever 
                      was one. With Amanda on board, the team has solved its pitching 
                      woes, as Amanda throws heat like no other in the league, 
                      and she exercises the on the mound wherewithal to rival 
                      even the most cunning Major League ace. Amanda 
                      also brings another key player into the fold, by helping 
                      Buttermaker recruit the local punk loner, Kelly Leak (Jeff 
                      Davies). Leak has a history with Bullock, who obviously 
                      resents him for quitting the Yankees for unknown yet assumable 
                      reasons. One 
                      of the defining moments that truly set the original, The 
                      Bad News Bears, apart from your typically uplifting 
                      coming of age sports story takes place in the third act, 
                      during the championship game pitting the Bears against their 
                      overly competitive rivals The Yankees. It’s a gem 
                      of a scene, in which the opposing team’s coach Roy 
                      Turner (Vic Morrow) proceeds to berate his son and star 
                      pitcher while on the mound. It’s 
                      a subdued moment of realization, and one that makes the 
                      film work. Thornton, as Buttermaker, handles the scene naturally 
                      and with picture perfect precision. His handling of this 
                      sequence is only bettered by his build up in arrogance, 
                      selfishness, and downright crude behavior towards the team. 
                      It’s a turnaround that not only brings the remake 
                      to a satisfying close, but pays its respects to the original 
                      in the process. On an 
                      overly crowded weekend, Bad News Bears could easily 
                      get lost in the shuffle, but it deserves a view nonetheless. Rating: 
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