| Feast  What 
                      is it these days with big movie studios making pictures 
                      and then unceremoniously dumping them out with the trash, 
                      so to speak, when they can’t quite figure out how 
                      to market them? 
                     First 
                      it was 20th Century Fox and its bumbling of the Mike Judge 
                      film, Idiocracy, which was dumped into seven cities 
                      and left to die. Now, it’s the Weinsteins' and Dimension 
                      Films' low end release of the third installment of the Project 
                      Greenlight fare, Feast.
                     Directed 
                      by the lovable John Gulager, Feast was Greenlight’s 
                      last winner, and was being touted as the “best” 
                      indie film to come out of Greenlight, not to mention the 
                      show’s most watchable season. So why, with all the 
                      decent buzz, would a studio only give this little scrapper 
                      of a movie, a limited release, that amounted to a few weeks 
                      and midnight only showings? Can I call it Idiocracy? Wait… 
                      that’s another movie. But after watching the film, 
                      it was apparent that it was a few biscuits short of a real 
                      meal. 
                     For 
                      those of you who don’t know, Project Greenlight was 
                      the reality show started by Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, 
                      to promote and sustain the art of independent film. What 
                      they got was reality TV gold, when amateur filmmakers went 
                      awry, and their films went direct to video. It was a work 
                      in progress but it was soon on its way to an early grave. 
                      Enter season three. The Greenlight producers switched up 
                      the format a little bit and changed the game.  Instead 
                      of having the contest center around a winning screenwriter 
                      who would then direct their opus, season three had two different 
                      competitions: one for screenwriting, and one for directing. 
                      Also, they changed the theme as well. The were looking to 
                      make a horror movie. The script that won, was a little ditty 
                      named Feast, written by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick 
                      Melton and the director they chose was a chubby, humble, 
                      nerdy guy named John Gulager.Gulager 
                      won the contest for his visual and directing style, and 
                      a lot of that is apparent in Feast. On Greenlight, 
                      much ado was made about his inability to direct and his 
                      blind loyalty to his family and friends. What’s 
                      surprising about finally sitting down to watch the much 
                      delayed finished project is that Feast is mostly 
                      lacking in its script. Now, some could argue that not much 
                      script is needed in your typical, splatter fest, horror 
                      flick, but in an almost classic movie like this, it’s 
                      that little bit of something missing that could have made 
                      this an instant cult favorite. Feast 
                      is a horror flick about a bar/truck stop out in the middle 
                      of nowhere. The patrons, an assorted bunch of losers passing 
                      the night away, come face to face with a pack of flesh hungry“monsters” 
                      who’d like to have them for dinner. And no, I’m 
                      not talking about them coming over for meatloaf. The rest 
                      of the film is a riotous, action packed, fight for survival 
                      with every character up for grabs with nary an apology in 
                      sight. The 
                      set up is your typical, motley crew of trauma survivors 
                      who are somehow trapped in a location and must band together 
                      to stay alive and/or stop the creature/threat. However, 
                      where Feast excels is in its self awareness. It 
                      realizes that this scenario has been done to death and is 
                      now instead being played out for fun.  Even 
                      the character names are obvious nods to the primitive narrative 
                      of films like these. The slacker/loser character is named 
                      Bozo (Balthazar Getty), The doormat waitress who puts up 
                      with life is called Tuffy (Krista Allen), The strapping 
                      young lad who comes to save the day is called Hero, and 
                      so on… And we learn all this by cleverly placed title 
                      cards that briefly stop the action and tell us the character 
                      names, occupations, and survival chances.In the 
                      same vein as the Evil Dead movies, Feast 
                      finds the dark, black humor that only a sick and twisted 
                      mind can find in one of these fake blood drenched scream 
                      flicks. Whether it be the consistent whining of the beer 
                      guy aptly named Beer Guy (Judah Friedlander) or the inspirationally 
                      ignored wisdom of Coach, played hilariously smarmy by punk 
                      rock legend Henry Rollins, Feast keeps the laughs 
                      coming by playing up the stereotypes of these types of movies. Where 
                      the film fails is by stopping at its tongue in cheek approach 
                      to these films and resting on its own charm. There are many 
                      moments where the story feels like it’s going to be 
                      pulled in a certain direction that just might develop a 
                      more interesting angle that wasn’t expected, a real 
                      surprise, and then it just doesn’t. Much is implied 
                      about most of the characters’ pasts, but none are 
                      truly explored. I understand that that was probably the 
                      point, but after getting into the premise and really settling 
                      into this movie, it felt like it could have been a better 
                      movie than it was trying to be, instead of just being a 
                      mockery of the already ridiculous horror movie genre. The 
                      movie is fun to watch, and a treat for fans of the horror/comedy 
                      genre. I found the monster itself to be quite menacing and 
                      impressive, and the overall gore satisfyingly good. All 
                      the characters are likable, even if they are despicable, 
                      and the movie even pulls off the traditional sex appeal 
                      that is found in most of these types of movies, especially 
                      in many of the female characters. What is also great about 
                      Feast is that you’re never really sure who’s 
                      going to make it out alive, or die a most gruesome, grizzly 
                      death.  It’s 
                      that fact that makes Feast worthy of at least a 
                      viewing, whether it be at its limited run of midnight showings 
                      or on DVD when it comes out a few weeks after.    |