| Connie 
                  and Carla  So I 
                    bet you're wondering why, of all the movies that are out right 
                    now, why in the world would Fanboy Planet review Connie 
                    and Carla?
                   Well, 
                    the logical reason would be for David Duchovny, one of the 
                    co-stars. He's a well known actor from a realm that we're 
                    interested in, having played Mulder in The 
                    X-Files for so long. So anything he's in, we're a 
                    little interested in. But to 
                    be honest, we needed a good dose of girl comedy and show tunes. 
                    And Connie and Carla provided both in decent amounts. Written 
                    and starring Nia Vardalos of My Big Fat Greek Wedding 
                    fame, Connie (Vardalos) and Carla (played by the toothy but 
                    exuberant Toni Collette) are two Chicago girls looking for 
                    their big break in the dinner theater circuit, when they witness 
                    a mafia hit. Fearing for their lives, they make a break for 
                    the last place anyone would look for theater culture: Los 
                    Angeles. When they get there, they find their dream jobs, 
                    not to mention love, in a place they never would have thought 
                    it would be. They become drag queens, performing show tunes 
                    in a gay bar, and become the talk of the town. And that makes 
                    hiding a bit harder, and ends up getting them into trouble. The story 
                    is actually three stories rolled into one, with one main storyline, 
                    and two smaller subplots. You'd think the mafia hit and subsequent 
                    hiding would be the main thread here, but it is actually quickly 
                    overpowered by the girls discovery of how much fun it is to 
                    double cross dress, and how good they are at it. A love story 
                    is also part and parcel to the plot, and interweaves with 
                    our transvestite tomboys in very humorous ways. 
          The story 
                    of "how do we keep the fact that we're women dressed 
                    as men dressed as woman" is by far the most entertaining 
                    and funny part of the movie, in part because of the "fabulous" 
                    way the girls start dressing. Their makeup and clothing are 
                    stunningly gaudy and their ploy for hiding the fact that their 
                    breasts are the real thing is quite funny. Watching Vardalos 
                    get fondled by a bunch of gay men to see how "real" 
                    her fake breasts is terribly funny, in a very wrong way. The 
                    few near misses for when their fellow drag queens almost find 
                    out that they're not really men are amusing, but a little 
                    overplayed. 
              		  |  |  The songs 
                    that they perform for their show are quite good though, and 
                    turns the movie into something like a short revue of some 
                    of the best Broadway musicals have to offer. Vardalos and 
                    Collette are both good singers, and they sing the numbers 
                    with a lot of joy, showing that they truly loved what they 
                    were doing, not to mention know what they're doing. There 
                    was a bit of dancing, and Collette shined at that, while Vardalos 
                    just managed to look stiff. Dancing isn't her specialty, I 
                    don't think. But the two of them pulled off ludicrous and 
                    glamorous with a great deal of humor, and I enjoyed it. The mob 
                    hit is only really major in the beginning and end of the film, 
                    with occasional snippets speckled here and there to remind 
                    you that Connie and Carla are actually hiding while they belt 
                    out show tunes. The love 
                    story is where our dear Mr. Duchovny gets involved, as Jeff 
                    the Romantic Interest. From the beginning when he makes his 
                    first appearance holding the door open for Connie, you know 
                    there's going to be something there later, and they actually 
                    have some chemistry together. It really gets entertaining 
                    when Connie starts dressing in drag, and realizing she's falling 
                    in love with Jeff, but having to maintain that she's a guy. 
                    It turns into a sort of male bonding, on a whole different 
                    level. Overall, 
                    I found it to be a pretty fun movie, satisfyingly girly in 
                    its use of makeup, romance, and humor, and with enough show 
                    tunes to make Michael Goodson sing along happily. It's a bit 
                    stiff, and works too hard sometimes, but otherwise it's pretty 
                    fun afternoon popcorn fare.
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