| Cellular  Sometimes, 
                      I get quite a surprise.
                     Thinking 
                      Cellular was just going to be Hollywood’s 
                      last gasp attempt at a summer action flick, I went in expecting 
                      very little of quality and walked out surprisingly impressed. 
                      This was actually an 89 minute adrenaline rush, and a whole 
                      lot of fun.
                     The 
                      action revolves around Ryan (Chris Evans, the future Human 
                      Torch), your basic young man whose seems to have nothing 
                      else to do but hang out at Santa Monica Pier. While trying 
                      to impress his ex-girlfriend, he gets a random phone call. 
                      It’s Jessica Martin (Kim Basinger), and she’s 
                      been kidnapped, and he’s the only person she’s 
                      managed to contact on the destroyed phone her captors mistakenly 
                      left with her. Ryan is her only hope (quiet with the Star 
                      Wars jokes), and he goes to extreme lengths to save 
                      her and her family from her captors.
                     The 
                      movie starts out quietly, but that ends pretty fast, with 
                      murder, kidnapping, and eventually, that fateful phone call 
                      that the movie zooms in and centers on quickly. After that, 
                      the pace is non stop, with only brief periods of slow down 
                      so the rest of us can catch our breaths. There’s plenty 
                      of humor, and lots of irony, but they fit well, and don’t 
                      slow down the movie at all. 
                     One 
                      of the most delightful parts of the movie: the appearance 
                      of the ever wonderful William H. Macy (Fargo, among 
                      others) as the almost retired police officer Mooney. Honestly, 
                      Macy should do more action films; he’s particularly 
                      awesome with a gun. Jason Statham (The Italian Job) 
                      is Greer, the main bad guy that we see. While he’s 
                      quiet, he’s also mean, which is exactly what he needed 
                      to be.
                    Directed 
                      by David Ellis (Final 
                      Destination 2), you can easily see his stunt coordinator 
                      roots. The film is full of chase sequences of various kinds, 
                      as Ryan speeds from place to place in attempts to save the 
                      Martin family. But it’s done very well, and there 
                      are almost no pointless explosions or events. It’s 
                      all very plausible, which is a nice change from some action 
                      flicks out there these days. The 
                      plot is simple, and it’s also something different. 
                      While it can be compared to other films, in terms of major 
                      plot themes, it’s still has twists in it that make 
                      it interesting, and a fun ride.
                     Tastefully 
                      done, with no excessive amounts of death, violence, or blood, 
                      Cellular still manages to be very exciting. There 
                      was no dragging, which is probably why it runs a bit shorter 
                      than usual. They cut out all the possible boring parts and 
                      just left the good stuff. Overall, a well done end to the 
                      summer action season. 
                     But 
                      now, I’m just slightly nervous about picking up my 
                      phone… 
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