Cinequest 2014:
An Exclusive Interview With Neil Gaiman

Neil taught us to always point in pictures, so we can look like we're telling people to do something.

How do you sum up the importance of Neil Gaiman? I tried when Michael Rabehl at Cinequest asked me to write up some biographical material on Gaiman for their program, which you can find here.

But that was for other people. An author has resonance with each of his readers, and I suspect that for many of his readers, Gaiman's impact seems almost ineffable.

I read Black Orchid first, finding his and Dave McKean's take on the DC Universe disturbing and fun, certainly in keeping with what Alan Moore had done on Swamp Thing. Then came The Sandman, a comic I had to occasionally read out loud to my roommates, because the writing was just so good.

I was sad when that ended, but also understood what Gaiman taught comics readership -- every story ends, even while it's endless.

Then came much more work -- Good Omens, Death: The High Cost of Living, Neverwhere, Stardust and on and on... work with a sense of whimsy, of darkness, and yet always, ALWAYS, of hope.

"I just make up stories...".

In the 21st Century, he has branched out to many media (including an upcoming videogame), and there I find his mind just as equally adept. Mirrormask, Coraline, even Beowulf -- they all contain glimpses of this thing I can't quite grasp but pulls me in every time I get invited. It's something about the unconscious, about the power of story, about binding us all together. In whimsy, in darkness, and hope.

So to get the chance to sit down with him... well, with that kind of build-up, a person would be understandably nervous. But Gaiman is kind and gracious and understands that you're here to talk about him but you get the feeling that he'd be happier to talk about anybody else, to draw connections and point out how we are all equally, wonderfully, in this together.

After charming the audience at Cinequest, Neil came backstage to a temporary "set" for interviews, and had something original and interesting to say to everyone that got a chance to sit in the chair across from him.

This is our story.

Derek McCaw: You're here receiving the Cinequest Maverick Spirit Award. And on stage, you said that finally, you feel like you have a body of work worth honoring, that you no longer feel like a fraud. It reminded me of something Alan Moore once said, that in our culture young men get called genius after only one work. Could you reflect upon that, about finally feeling like it's okay to be acknowledged and given an award?

Neil Gaiman: I still don't feel like a genius. I've known a few real geniuses in my life, not many -- Douglas Adams, for example. And I look at those guys and... they think differently. I just make up stories.

But I think that's very true. We do tend to turn around when you've done something clever and say "look at you! You've done something clever!"

"Look at you! You've done something clever!"

When I was writing Sandman, the total was like 18 Eisner Awards, plus the World Fantasy Award for an episode of Sandman which was the first Fantasy Award that had gone to a comic. And they changed the rules the next morning to make sure that it could never happen again. Which made it even cooler, not less cool.

All of that kind of stuff, when you're looking at it, you're going, yeah, but I'm still figuring out what I'm doing. I'm not really sure what I'm doing. I'm just ... blundering my way through this with my arms outstretched, trying not to get into too much trouble.

One of the nice things now is that while I can feel, absolutely... the trouble with being any kind of artist is I never get to see what anybody else gets to see when they read American Gods or Coraline.

Derek McCaw: I actually had that as a question...

Neil Gaiman: I don't know what anybody else experiences. All I get to look at this thing and go, okay, this was the thing I had in my head. This is the thing I made. This is how far the thing that I had in my head fell from the thing that I made. This is the weird practicality of what we were doing. This is the thing that people thought I meant but actually, I was just trying to get around this thing, and this is the sequence that exists because I got stuck... whatever.

So when I look at all of the individual works, all that I see are the individual mistakes. But when I look at the body of work -- I'm now at the point where I've been writing for thirty years -- I can go "yeah, there's short story collections, here's some novels, here's picture books, here's comics, here's graphic novels, here is..." It takes up shelves!

And I'm really proud of it. I'm actually proud of having done this stuff. None of this stuff would have existed if I hadn't made it, and they're all my children. There's a lot of them, and they seem to be doing well and people love them.

Neil reading the unpublished "Adventure Story."

And that I can totally accept. I don't feel fraudulent about that. I don't feel apologetic about that.

Derek McCaw: And you shouldn't. They're great.

Neil Gaiman: I'm English. We can apologize about anything. We're worse than Canadians.

Derek McCaw: In that body of work, you've covered a lot of different media. Is there one medium left that you'd like to tackle?

Neil Gaiman: Stage plays!

I still haven't yet done stage plays. I've worked a little bit here and there on things. I was part of The Wolves in the Walls adaptation for the National Theatre of Scotland, but I'm always... it's the one thing that if I get hit by a car tomorrow, at the point that they're dragging me off to the emergency room and about to pull the sheet over my face, I can go (shaking his fist) "AAAAHHH... I didn't do a stage play! Meant to..." (mimes dying)

So that's definitely sort of pretty high on the list of things I would like to have written... before they cart me off.

Derek McCaw: Onstage earlier, you were talking about storytelling as elemental, and the book about you is called Prince of Stories, so to repeat for Fanboy Planet, what is it about storytelling that is so important and elemental to the human psyche?

Neil Gaiman: For me, the finest thing about storytelling is that, um, it actually frees us from our brains. In the sense that... (pauses)

Derek McCaw: I feel like I have to let that sit for a moment. Thank you.

Neil Gaiman: Because storytelling... the biggest drawback to being human is you only get to have one pair of eyes to look out of, one head to be inside, and one set of experiences. And people who have no stories in their lives just get to go through that one life.

"...out in the woods, my dog is smarter than I am."

Stories let you live other lives. Stories let you look out through other eyes. Stories give you other minds. The thing that makes human beings superior -- to the many given definitions of superior -- to animals, is that actually, one on one, we don't have much on 'em. They can swim better, they can climb better, feed themselves better...

By any given standard of intelligence, when we are out in the woods, my dog is smarter than I am.

But what we do have is the ability to draw on the knowledge of others, on the experiences of others. And in some ways, of the entire human race. It's all there for us, because we've been telling it to each other as stories.

It allows us to shape the world that we see. It allows us to draw on experiences that we haven't had, but we can say, "you know, when so-and-so got into this things, that situation, this is what she did." We can do that.

Derek McCaw: You tocuhed upon the point that stories outlast civilizations and cultures. If you were to be able to do this, which of your contributions to story would you hope would outlast civilization?

Neil Gaiman: You know, the glorious thing about being a writer is not only don't you get to pick, but that probably you're going to be wrong.

A.A. Milne, the editor of Punch Magazine, at the height of Punch's success, was also a playwright. And an astoundingly successful playwright. At one point, I believe, he had five plays running simultaneously on London's West End. Widely regarded as a premier humorous writer.

Had you told him that, seventy years after his death, he would be remembered for two books of children's fiction that he wrote about a stuffed bear, and two books of children's poetry, and that's pretty much all that would ever be in print by him, I think he would have been astounded. He would have absolutely been astounded.

"Failure is fantastic."

But the truth is that that's still better than what most writers get.

Because what most writers get is forgotten. And that's okay, too. You don't write for the people two hundred years from now. Or seventy years from now. You write for your friends, you write for yourself, you write for the world you're in.

As far as I'm concerned, if any of my stories outlives me, outlasts me... if any of my stories are being read a hundred years from now, or two hundred years from now, I'll be... well, I won't be thrilled, obviously, because I'll be dead. Unless I'm a brain in a jar or a nice severed head like on Futurama.

I figure that you're way way way ahead of the game... and it can be anything. It can be Chu's Day, about a baby panda sneezing that lasts, and one day people will go, "hey, you know that book about a baby panda sneezing? That guy who wrote that, he wrote some other stuff, too..."

I can see that happening.

Derek McCaw: You talked onstage about the importance of failure, and for those that are trying to be writers themselves, why is failure important?

Neil Gaiman: Well, what I was saying was... um, failure is fantastic. What I was saying is that everything that I've ever done that I've got the big award for, everything I've ever done that I've been praised for, that people have said "god, this thing is brilliant..." Normally, the things that I've learned that made that happen, I've learned writing the version that didn't work, that people didn't like, that didn't do it.

Those are the places that you learn from. You don't learn anything from doing something absolutely brilliant that everybody loves. That's magic and it's wonderful and you go away saying "cool! I've just done something clever..."

Derek McCaw: And they call you a genius.

Neil Gaiman: And they call you a genius. And they give you a Hugo Award or whatever. And you go "look at me! I am so clever!" But the truth is you don't actually look at that and go, okay, so what did I learn from that?

"AAAAAAH! I didn't do a stage play!"

Normally, you just learn that sometimes you set out to make a cake and the cake rises perfectly and it tastes nicer than you'd ever hoped.

Whereas the ones where the cake fails, you can absolutely go, what did I learn from that? Okay, I have to learn not to open the oven door half-way through the cooking process and inspect it. And I have to learn how to do this...

Those are all the things that are at the point where you suddenly need to, you're apparently blithely and apparently effortlessly, making a perfect cake. And you can do that because you've failed.

It's the line about you fail, and then you fail better.

Derek McCaw: To finish up, go back to your childhood... which item from the back of American comic books do you wish you had now?

Neil Gaiman: What a great question.

I think I would like the box of soldiers, because as far as I could tell from the ad... either that or the miniature submarine! I quite like the miniature submarine. I could go places in a miniature submarine. It seemed like it was probably nuclear. And it was more expensive than other things. It was like, two dollars, so it was probably a nuclear miniature submarine.

But the soldiers looked really good. I had this theory that they would probably follow orders. I like to think that the world, if I had a box with soldiers in it that followed orders, 1200 or so, would be my lobster.

Derek McCaw: Thank you, Neil. It's been an honor, and thank you for coming to San Jose.

Neil Gaiman: It has been my pleasure.

photos by Ric Bretschneider

Faces of Neil from the short introduction film..

Derek McCaw