Dear Girl, 
          Will you go out with me? I smell nice. 
          Tuvin Lee 
           
          Dear Tuvin, 
          In your dreams. 
           
          Dear girl, 
          What is your stance on male body hair? Do you prefer 
            a smooth golden-like chest or a burly lumberjack fuzz chest? Do you 
            think the majority of women share a similar opinion? 
          - Andrew 
           
          Dear Andrew, 
          I personally prefer a balance of body hair on chest, 
            forearms, and legs. In my book, chest hair is a very good thing, and 
            lumberjacks are a favorite fantasy. Major back hair is really not 
            to my taste, nor hirsute butts and shoulders. However, I do just love 
            that little trail of hair from the navel heading south. It’s so evocative. 
            While I personally don’t dig smooth guys, there are definitely women 
            who do. Male body hair is a very subjective thing for women. I don’t 
            think there are many majority feelings on the topic. Probably the 
            most universal dislike is back hair that is thicker than chest hair. 
            For these guys, I suggest wax or laser hair removal. Painful, yes, 
            but think how much more sex you’ll get. 
          Grooming tip for gentlemen: If you trim your pubic 
            hair, it makes your "Kramer" look bigger. 
           
          If you have 
            a question for our resident girl, feel free to email her.
            Sidney Long