| Teen 
                      Titans Go Widescreen 
                      
                        According 
                    to The 
                    Hollywood Reporter, DC's Teen Titans is the latest of 
                    their properties to get optioned for the big screen, make 
                    us drool with anticipation, and then wait while somebody has 
                    to tell the producer "no, no polar bears, no giant spiders 
                    and no shaolin monks..." 
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                          | The 
                              audition line starts here... |  Though 
                      really, we could probably include shaolin monks on this 
                      one.
                     In all 
                      seriousness, we've got good news and bad news on this. The 
                      bad news is that the guy that helped ruin Tim Burton's take 
                      on Batman, Akiva Goldsman, will be producing through his 
                      Weed Road Productions. The good news is that he's only producing, 
                      not writing. That chore has been handed over to Mark Verheiden, 
                      creator of Timecop and The Mask, who's 
                      also spent a lot of time overseeing Smallville and 
                      Battlestar Galactica . Soon we'll also be seeing his 
                      hopefully brilliant script in My Name Is Bruce.
                     Goldsman 
                      claims to want to keep this film in the vein of current 
                      productions like "...Batman Begins, Superman Returns 
                      and the upcoming Watchmen." (Notice there 
                      is no "the" in the title. Huzzah!) However, that 
                      might be bad news for the generation of fans who think of 
                      the supergroup in terms of Cartoon 
                      Network's animated series. 
                     No official 
                      word has leaked as to which characters are supposed to be 
                      in the movie, but the article vaguely commits to Nightwing. 
                      You just know that Beast Boy has to be in there; two or 
                      three transformations would be money shots for the production. 
                      We'd also have to go with Starfire, because what producer 
                      in his right mind would pass the chance to have a hot orange 
                      alien princess in his film? Maybe we shouldn't answer that.
                     This 
                      of course follows on the heels of Warner Brothers' announcements 
                      in recent months of film adaptations of both Justice 
                      League and Metal Men. The Hollywood Reporter 
                      also cites Goldsman as developing Doom Patrol and 
                      The Losers.  
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