| Where 
                    to begin today? There's a lot of activity of interest to Fanboy 
                    Planet readers, so let's dive right in by appeasing the Joss 
                    Whedon fans...always 
                    a good idea...
                   
           
          Firefly: 
                    The Movie! 
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            | There's 
                          joy in Whedonville today... |  It's a 
                    bright spot for fans of Joss Whedon's work, after a few weeks 
                    of emotional beatings. Universal has given the greenlight 
                    for Firefly the Movie, only it's not called that. The 
                    big-screen version of Joss' late lamented (and short-lived) 
                    Fox series is to be called Serenity, after the ship 
                    captained by the rebel Malcolm Reynolds.
                   Most, 
                    though not all, of the cast has been confirmed for the film, 
                    scheduled to start shooting in June for a summer 2005 release. 
                    Not yet back aboard are Ron Glass (Book, the preacher) and 
                    Alan Tudyk (Wash the pilot). But give them time.
                   What this 
                    means for comics fans is that Joe Quesada had better have 
                    truly madly deeply learned his lesson from Kevin Smith and 
                    gotten a complete run of scripts for Joss' new Astonishing 
                    X-Men series.
                   Cage 
                   Director 
                    John Singleton (Boyz n The Hood, Shaft) once again 
                    has circled Luke Cage, Hero For Hire. This isn't the first 
                    time he's been attached to a Marvel movie; for a while he 
                    was rumored to be interested in Black Panther and, a few years 
                    back, hey, Luke Cage.
                   But this 
                    time it's officially on his docket with Columbia Pictures, 
                    from a script by Ben Ramsey. Producing are Avi Arad and Neal 
                    Moritz, probably the element that sealed the deal, as Moritz 
                    gave Singleton his last job, on 2Fast2Furious.
                   The rundown 
                    on the film doesn't sound like a radical departure from the 
                    comic, except that it won't be as embarassingly stuck in the 
                    seventies. Described in a press release as "...a gang 
                    tough, after being convicted of a crime, who volunteers to 
                    undergo an experimental procedure to get his sentenced reduced. 
                    The experiment leaves Cage with bulletproof skin and superhuman 
                    strength and stamina. Using his new abilities, Cage breaks 
                    out from prison and goes after the criminals that set him 
                    up." 
                   Cage's 
                    partner in Heroes For Hire, Iron Fist, has a separate deal 
                    over at Artisan, announced last week along with The Punisher 
                    2 and Black Widow.
                   Of course, 
                    even officially being on the docket doesn't mean a thing. 
                    Just ask...
                   
           
          Robert 
                    Rodriguez Comic Book Crazy! 
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            | One of 
                          these men will be Marv. |  
				    
				    
				    
				  
				   
				   After rocking comic book fans last week with his announcement 
                    that he was moving forward on a film adaptation of Frank Miller's 
                    Sin City, Rodriguez let slip this week that he's got 
                    Edgar Rice Burroughs' A Princess of Mars in his sights 
                    as well. And by rocking fans, we mean to say that he's actually 
                    stirred up a whole lot of controversy.
                   Oh, sure, he's fast, he's efficient, and he's true to his 
                    own vision. But Rodriguez is also tremendously uneven in that 
                    vision. For proof, see the tremendous crash and burn of Spy 
                    Kids 3-D, or Once 
                    Upon A Time In Mexico, a movie that is extremely cool 
                    even as it sucks hard. (Yeah, I dug it; I just feel bad about 
                    it in the clear light of day.) 
                   What seems to have made fans of Miller's book nervous is 
                    the rumored casting of Josh Hartnett in the lead role. Not 
                    having read Sin City (let the stoning begin), we have no opinion 
                    to offer, except that when Hartnett was allegedly up for Superman, 
                    I fought dry heaves on an hourly basis.
                   As for 
                    A Princess of Mars, that project has been on and off 
                    of production slates all over Hollywood for almost a decade. 
                    So we'll see if it actually comes to fruition with Rodriguez, 
                    though at least he has a studio involved, Paramount.  More likely 
                    this is just a moment for Rodriguez to make himself look really 
                    busy and viable, and in Hollywood, you don't actually have 
                    to accomplish everything you say you're going to do. It's 
                    all perception. A couple of years ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger 
                    was committing to The Iron Crown, a Westworld 
                    remake, and Doc Savage, all as a ploy to keep his name 
                    in the news while he plotted taking over the state. For Doc 
                    Savage fans, things worked out better this way.  All this 
                    flurry of Rodriguez activity also brings up another question: 
                    what about Madman, a project he has promised and put 
                    off for at least three years?   |