Witness the birth of a new age of cooperation between Cybermen and Time Lords thanks to me, The Peacemaker.

Now a little tipsy with power I set off to heal more bad blood through the convention halls by solving a problem more complicated than Maria and the Gaza Strip combined.

It was shaky at first, and I was unable to bring the two sides to the table unarmed, but from now on thanks to me, The Peacemaker, the stars are once more friendly for Trekking or Warring equally. A mutual dislike of Gates was the common ground I was able to play upon. What can I say? Baby steps.

With the Stars now safe I looked to the past, to a schism that has plagued the net for years and mankind even longer, but no more!

That's right, Ninjas and Pirates are officially cool with each other now, so you guys can just stop the debates. At this time there was a huge zombie event going on so there were none to be found to take the next step. Next time, Gadget, next time.

Things were going so well I started to get cocky leading me to allowing a Green Lantern to take this pic (His sheer force of willpower surged my camera's circuits so I apologize for the blurriness.)

Thanks to The Peacemaker, Ghostbusters and Spirits have laid down their red ties and unlicensed nuclear accelerators in a show of brotherhood. I sensed a bit of trepidation from The Spirit, which I attribute to Dr. Venkman flaunting the fact that he's got all that sequel money that Denny Colt will never see.

The Peacemaking business took off from there. I bridged the gap between brokenhearted smugglers and princesses:

I know.

Dogs and cats.

Contrary to popular belief, no mass hysteria was reported.

Rodents Of Unusual Size

Sadly I think Britney is now trapped in a Pokeball somewhere.

Here's where things got tricky. It's hard to run the peace talks when one side of the table won't say anything and the other side won't shut up.

Fortunately in the end, Silent Bob and Wade Wilson aka The Merc with The Mouth worked out their differences once they agreed that the Daredevil movie sucked.

I bought these three a Coke.

And now both Classic Jazz and Bebop can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Sometimes it's just a matter of getting them to agree on the little things.

Sailor Mars and The God of War, agreed on their favorite colors and that opened the channels of communication about the whole Mars/Ares issue in general.

Other times it's a matter of incremental acceptance.

Indiana Jones was not okay with any actual reptiles, but we think that Solid Snake put him on the road to finally showing a little backbone.

At first there was a bit of squabbling about 2d vs. 3d.

...but once they got down to some space captain shoptalk Captain Zapp Brannigan told me later that Captain EO showed him “another part of me.” Take that as you will, but I think it's a step in the right direction.

Sometimes it's a generational thing.