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                        Leslie Nielsen: 
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                          | Surely, 
                              you can't be serious. |  A Remembrance
 If 
                      there is a beloved comedy icon of the 1980s and 90s, it’s 
                      Leslie Nielsen. His turns as the Doctor in Airplane! 
                      and as Lt. Frank Dreben in Police Squad! and 
                      The Naked Gun movies made him an oft-quoted comedic 
                      inspiration to two generation of comedy geeks. Nielsen died 
                      on Sunday at the age of 84. 
                     While 
                      most will remember him for his comedy, he was a serious 
                      dramatic actor starting in the early 1950s after brief stints 
                      in both the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and the Royal 
                      Canadian Air Force.  He first 
                      fell into the arts world by becoming a DJ and enrolling 
                      in the Lorne Greene School for the Radio Arts. He took to 
                      acting and started to appear on television, a habit he would 
                      keep up for decades. His appearances on shows like Studio 
                      One had him appearing alongside some of the legends of the 
                      era, including Charleton Heston and Marilyn Monroe. He would 
                      star in Disney’s The Swamp Fox mini-series, 
                      a classic piece of television history.  IN the 
                      1950s, Nielsen began to act in film, starting with Ransom 
                      and The Vagabond King in 1956. It was another 1956 
                      film that would be his most geek-relevant. Nielsen played 
                      Commander John J. Adams in Forbidden Planet, arguably 
                      the most important science fiction film of the 1950s. His 
                      performance was pitch perfect and many point to him as the 
                      actual drive behind the film, and his interplay with co-star 
                      Anne Francis was fantastic. I always thought he carried 
                      the film all by himself.  Many 
                      of his other films in the 50s and 60s were pretty forgettable, 
                      save for the WWII film Counterpoint, but he would 
                      shine as Captain Harrison in The Poseidon Adventure. 
                       Nielsen 
                      first worked on a Zucker-Abrams-Zucker movie uncredited 
                      in Kentucky Fried Movie, a send-up of just about 
                      everything directed by John Landis. When the ZAZ crew made 
                      Airplane!, they cast Nielsen as Dr. Rumack.  This 
                      was Nielsen’s first big comedic role, and he was deadpan 
                      perfect, a trademark he would keep throughout the next twenty 
                      years. His classic line “…and don’t call 
                      me Shirley” has been quoted again and again and again. 
                       The 
                      ZAZ combo then cast him in Police Squad, a take-off 
                      on the Quinn-Martin cop shows that were so popular in the 
                      1970s, and many of which Nielsen had guest-starred on. It 
                      was cancelled after only 4 episodes (2 more are on the DVD), 
                      but ZAZ then made three movies in The Naked Gun: From 
                      the Files of Police Squad series.  Nielsen 
                      would become the icon of the joke machine gun satires that 
                      would follow, including showing in up in the Scary Movie 
                      franchise as the President of the United States. Every surrealistic 
                      comedian and deadpan delivery specialist of the last twenty-five 
                      years took something away Leslie Nielsen’s performances 
                      in the ZAZ films. The 
                      story I’ll always remember, largely because my friend 
                      Tol always tells it to me every time I run into him, was 
                      how Leslie Nielsen was advertised at a convention in LA 
                      in the late 1990s. He had actually never been contacted 
                      and the guys who put the con together had advertised a dozen 
                      stars who they had never actually contacted and absconded 
                      with the gate.  When 
                      folks checked into the convention center, they were told 
                      by the folks who were working on the convention that no 
                      one was there and they weren’t sure who was coming. 
                      Someone got in touch with Leslie and he agreed to come down 
                      and chat with the fans for the afternoon, sign autographs 
                      and take pictures.  Then, 
                      when one of the organizers peeked in, he lit into him for 
                      his dishonesty and apparently it worked as they refunded 
                      much of the fans’ money and even paid some of the 
                      stars who they had advertised. Such was the power of Leslie Nielsen. 
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